Jon Boeckenstedt
@jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
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Personal account; pontificating on higher education and politics, and occasionally sharing my bad photography. Oregon State may have different opinions than I do. Google me to find me; I'm the only one on the planet with this name.
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jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
The guy who just tuned up our pressure washer used the pressure washer to spray off the pressure washer, and I'm thinking there must be a German word for that.
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
Breaking: Turning Point USA also schedules half-time snacks of plain Doritos, Velveeta slices on white bread with mayo, stale pretzels, and lots of celery sticks.
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
People who are applauding Dartmouth: Please tell me where in this statement they actually say, "No thanks, Mr. President."

Because this looks like it was written by a Fox News double talker.
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
When Dartmouth hears they can get more money for capitulating
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
I mean, you know it's a joke, but then you ask yourself, "would this be the dumbest or strangest thing he's ever said in public?" and you suddenly start to wonder.
lolennui.bsky.social
the president has begun ranking generals out loud by fuckability
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
Someone more tech savvy than I is going to take Hegseth's bat-shit crazy rant this morning, and dub Hitler's screaming German over the top of it and no one is going to notice the difference.
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
It's amazing how many people seem surprised by this
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
Suddenly, under-representation is something that needs to be actively addressed.

Huh.
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
This is a great thread for those who aren’t Terminally Online like the rest of us
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last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"

anyways, great news! (1/X)
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
It's really a matter of my brain telling me to focus on one thing at a time, I suspect.
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
Me, thinking:

You don't have to turn the sound down
You don't have to turn the sound down
You don't have to turn the sound down
You don't have to turn the sound down

Me, ten seconds later, pulling into ATM

<turns sound down>
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
Trump: We gotta get people to stop talking about the Epstein files.

Mike Johnson: I could make up a crazy-ass story about you being an FBI informant to bring down Epstein and then a couple days later admit I lied.

Bannon: Won't work

Trump: Worth a try, I guess.
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rotopat.bsky.social
John Harbaugh ordering three doubles at the Rose Garden patio bar at 3:00 AM tonight
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
Dad got him an internship on Epstein Island
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
I loved your hotel until you sent me 32 emails reminding me to fill out a survey to rate my most recent stay.
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
Last night Oscar, our "Beagle" grandpuppy, ate some Sauerkraut and wanted more.

He is clearly a German shepherd in a beagle costume.

Do we have legal options with the breeder?
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
I've long suggested that colleges charge premiums for classes at preferred times, and discount classes at unpopular times to make the most efficient use of the best classrooms.
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
That's a lot of weasel words to say "Capitulation."

Totally on brand for College Board, however.
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
They announced 22K. Doesn't look like that from here.
jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
Where are the Best Fans in Baseball?