@jondmaas.bsky.social
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Graduated Summa cum laude from The Office Boy And Coffee Shop School Of The Dramatic Arts. I got through Mr. ෴ and I'm here.
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I'm telling you he is madder than a box of his fake hair.
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On one hand, Jackie & JFK lived here before he became President; on the other, Imma gonna have to redo the kitchen and bathrooms and it's already 7 and a half mil.
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"Roughly 90 percent of employers now use A.I. to filter or rank résumés, according to the World Economic Forum."

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/b...
Recruiters Use A.I. to Scan Résumés. Applicants Are Trying to Trick It.
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Lindsey Graham says that one of the advantages of being on strike is that he gets to spend more time playing "who dropped the Brussels Sprout atomic bomb” with his family.
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On this day in 1977, ITV premiered the tv version of Alan Ayckbourn's trilogy "The Norman Conquests". It's almost impossible to say how much I love this. Pictured are Penelope Keith, David Troughton and Richard Briers.
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That time in 1944 at the Hollywood Canteen when it wasn't Theodora who went a little wild.
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Vote every one of those monsters out
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JUST IN: The Republican Mayor of Fairbanks, Alaska’s second biggest city, lost re-election last night to a Democrat.

Mayor David Pruhs is a conservative who fought protections for LGBTQ+ residents; he made comments this year drew condemnation this year from Alaska Natives. He lost to Mindy O'Neall.
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Children, this is how we used to buy shoes.
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Pig farmer Henry Krajewski (center with mug) launched his campaign as Poor Man’s Party candidate for President in 1952.

His platform included a 1-year tax moratorium for every taxpayer with an income below $6,000, and a free pint of milk a day in school for every child. He won 4,203 votes.
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Are those wives of men she's schtuped demanding to know if she's had her shots?
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3 Key Takeaways From the Bondi Hearing:

1. She's a nasty piece of flaming trash.
2. She cares about the law as her boss cares about cutting calories.
3. If she behaved the same way in front of a judge, she'd be locked up in the same kind of cell her boss spends his days desperately avoiding.
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Billy Wilder once said about leaving Germany: all the pessimists I knew now have swimming pools; all the optimists I knew are dead.
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Odd career. Started out like he was shot out of a cannon, and it all came crashing down after Kismet and he could not buy a hit again.

Feuer and Martin resigned as producers of On The Twentieth Century because Hal would not cast him. Maybe in 1967!
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Oh, what a beautiful mornin', indeed!
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The perfect bathroom when you need help getting up in the morning.
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Debuting in 1947, the Boeing Stratocruiser had an upstairs lounge, berths and seats that could turn into a bed. It was a great plane—until the propellers started falling off.
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I'm not saying that if I still lived in New York I would vote for Andrew (who seems to have self-imploded), but how does Mamdani specifically intend to implement these pie-in-the-sky proposals when he has no prior administrative or executive experience?
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From his golden toilet, Caligula demands news networks only report news that makes him look good...or else.

Waiting for the day some reporter either tells him to fuck off or ask who's Melania fucking these days.

www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...
Trump Flips Out At Fox News With ‘Get On Board Or Get Off’ Ultimatum
The president melted down over a programming choice.
www.huffpost.com