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🔞 please have your age in bio he/they | 23 | my name is Roach 👁 donotarchive things and general #jonelias musings ‼️ occasionally kinks like piss or vore, I tag things commissions currently closed!

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · Nov 29

he is size of one ciggarette

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · 1d

This is Martin

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · 5d

maybe i just want him looking like a loser + nerd..

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · 5d

Jon is the kinda guy to have almost nothing in his bag except the essentials and small things he forgets are in there. but hes also got that vibe of guy with stupidly full bag, just dragging around a heavy messenger filled to the brim

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · Nov 29

he is size of one ciggarette

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · 6d

i think jon should have a nice meal. everythings going to shit and he feels terrible but he picked up some food and its warm and delicious and he could almost cry

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · 13d

(runs in out of breath but acts like ive never left) whats up je nation, how is everyone doing today?

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Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · Aug 26

jonelias

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · Aug 26

Rip Jon he would have hated people playing tiktoks out loud on the bus, thank goodness he died before that

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · Aug 15

do u guys think i got enough mods

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mx charming @mxcharming.bsky.social · Feb 14

#nsfwfanart // let's compare!

a page of drawings done with a pixel brush. a long haired woman with a very flat chest is beside a trans man with long, curly hair. his chest is only slightly bigger than hers.
the first shot shows them comparing their chest size
the second has the woman frowning as she shoves her breasts together, making a tiny bit of cleavage. she complains, "come ON, are you serious?" the man gently protests, "melanie, please."
the third image has melanie spreading open the man's legs as she growls, "do you have a bigger dick than me too?" the man, flustered, shouts her name and blushes harshly.
in the last shot, melanie is between the man's legs, her back to his front. she's got her legs spread open and is looking down to compare the size of their clits. the man lets her do this, merely sweating and blushing. melanie is frowning, obviously displeased with her findings.

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · Jul 31

do you guys think that martin got his crush before or after he learned that his boss that bullies him is supposedly 10 years older than him

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · Jul 30

jorking it

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CritterDome 🔞 @critterdome.bsky.social · Mar 29

Respect must be paid

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · Jul 21

well I neglected this account for a second and forgot to post these! deltarune AU bc I have the brain worms (aka Elias opened a Dark World in the Archives and Jon stumbled into it)

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king fable 👑 COMMS CLOSED (4/4) @lunehowls.bsky.social · Jul 8

such a silly guy #TMA #themagnusarchives

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · Jul 1

Jon's "I don't feel guilty about my actions so I will make myself feel terrible" vs Elias' "I feel so good about not feeling guilt ^_^"

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · Jun 25

typical jon

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Sethanta @sethanta1322.bsky.social · Jun 22

"John, what does human even mean? I mean, really? You still bleed, you can still die.

And your will is still your own, mostly."

#themagnusarchives #tma #themagnusarchiveselias #eliasbouchard #themagnusarchivesjohn #jonathansims

An illustration of Jonathan Sims from the Magnus Archives asking to Elias Bouchard if he (John) is still human

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Carmico ✿ @carmico.bsky.social · Jun 10

Its my birthday!! So y'all get a lil gift too ✨️

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