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Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · Jun 16

martin has joined the nook archives

three animal crossing esque characters. from left to right: elias bouchard as a grey cat, jonathan sims as a brown goat holding a tape recorder, and martin blackwood as a peach/light brown cub holding a cup of tea

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · 16h

This is Martin

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beebthing @spacelyft.bsky.social · 1d

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 1d

My costco sized container of laundry detergent fucking cracked and spilled so much detergent in my cabinets, i just spent over an hour cleaning it up, im gonna go lay down and cry now

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 1d

The what

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 1d

YESSS which app do you use? do you do daily sudokus?

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 1d

Can someone pleeassseee get really into sudoku with me I need a homoerotic rivalry with someone

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 2d

lays down. not feeling good today

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 2d

New job sent me a macbook and I'm dismayed to report that the quality blows every windows laptop i've used out of the water. i've used it for 3 days without charging it

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 2d

i might still be a bit high

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 2d

personally i think elias's idea of flamboyant is wearing a patterned tie instead of a solid colored one. I simply dont think he would show up to work with heels and a cape and makeup. but if he did, he'd at least be sexy about it instead of looking like a a halloween decoration

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 2d

(unprompted) the thing about cunty elias is like. ok. if you want to draw him as a flamboyant gay man all the power to you.
but no one ever draws him even remotely fashionably. it's always leprechaun ass green and dangly earrings. give this man some taste for gods sake. he looks like a gay onceler

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 2d

magnitude 9.5 cuntquake just hit the magnus institute

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 2d

i hate getting stuck writing!!! i've been stuck for days on one stupid scene and it's so bad

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 2d

i got high and drew cunty elias

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 3d

me if i hated falafel: more like fail awful

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 3d

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Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 3d

jonny really named the guy that sells stuff in magnus michael sales

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 4d

the penis is a deeply unserious appendage

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 4d

🫂

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 4d

what on earth are you referencing

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 4d

every time I see someone in a coast guard uniform i'm like ummmm what are you doing here. shouldn't you be guarding the coast

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Roach!!! @jonelias.bsky.social · Nov 29

he is size of one ciggarette

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 4d

The whole place is more geared for aesthetics than function imo, which is extremely grating because it's $100/month and most coworking spaces are $200+, but all you have to do to make this better is add slightly more comfortable chairs and turn down the fucking music

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 4d

Christ I bought a membership to a "work club" (coworking space), it's cheap and very bare bones and more akin to a coffee shop but I still like it, but I do not understand the choice to have music playing. nonstop. In a place where people are presumably here to focus and do work

Desmond @archiverot.bsky.social · 4d

Yours is fast. However mine is slow