saturn
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28• he/him • just a silly little fop• edinburgh based artist, archivist, phd in gothic lit student• (pfp and header by my friend jay) 🏳️⚧️
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tim marble hornets....tim...
February 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
tim marble hornets....tim...
tfw your party wont let you kill
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
tfw your party wont let you kill
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the hype in the malevolent livestream is REAL
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
the hype in the malevolent livestream is REAL
what will i do without my men who shout at each other podcast? malevolent finale incoming...
January 30, 2026 at 10:38 PM
what will i do without my men who shout at each other podcast? malevolent finale incoming...
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a 74 chapter slowburn in a fic before a first kiss is a new one- i love it
January 28, 2026 at 12:58 AM
a 74 chapter slowburn in a fic before a first kiss is a new one- i love it
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January 24, 2026 at 11:13 AM
listening to episode 55 of malevolent and GOD its so good
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
listening to episode 55 of malevolent and GOD its so good
doing little dnd gifs... thistle!!
January 22, 2026 at 12:58 AM
doing little dnd gifs... thistle!!
"what if...there was a guy...but he was a BIRD"
my friends, all collectively sighing as i play out this trope again and again
my friends, all collectively sighing as i play out this trope again and again
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 PM
"what if...there was a guy...but he was a BIRD"
my friends, all collectively sighing as i play out this trope again and again
my friends, all collectively sighing as i play out this trope again and again
i gotta get myself like. a glasses case for concerts so sunny doesnt have to hold my glasses when i want to mosh
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
i gotta get myself like. a glasses case for concerts so sunny doesnt have to hold my glasses when i want to mosh
complaining about being extra sleepy the past year or so and sunny said "twink death"
January 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
complaining about being extra sleepy the past year or so and sunny said "twink death"
my eye hurts so much lately i should pronably talk to a doctor again
January 10, 2026 at 11:48 AM
my eye hurts so much lately i should pronably talk to a doctor again
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
devasted to miss local events like prev post
January 5, 2026 at 1:08 PM
devasted to miss local events like prev post
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Hi! I'm a playground-sized wooden pirate ship with a thick and sturdy chain (enough to hold up an entire body) reaching across the "deck"
I go by two names though so you can call me deep swimming pool if it's easier
(introduce yourself as what almost killed you)
I go by two names though so you can call me deep swimming pool if it's easier
(introduce yourself as what almost killed you)
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
hi i'm my own hubris despite looking both ways before crossing
hi i'm my own hubris despite looking both ways before crossing
Hello! I’m an actual cliff and a bad bike steer, a motocross rider who didn’t look where he was fucking going, an
Open stage trapdoor with CARPET OVER IT next to a three foot stage block and accidentally piledriving myself
Open stage trapdoor with CARPET OVER IT next to a three foot stage block and accidentally piledriving myself
January 2, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Hi! I'm a playground-sized wooden pirate ship with a thick and sturdy chain (enough to hold up an entire body) reaching across the "deck"
I go by two names though so you can call me deep swimming pool if it's easier
(introduce yourself as what almost killed you)
I go by two names though so you can call me deep swimming pool if it's easier
(introduce yourself as what almost killed you)
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Still one of my favorite poems, and a good read for the first day of the year.
January 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Still one of my favorite poems, and a good read for the first day of the year.
i was out dancing until 5 am and i im soreeeee
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
i was out dancing until 5 am and i im soreeeee