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Jonathan Apollo
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Commentator. Freelance Writer. New Yorker. Pop culture nerd. He/Him/His. 🏳️‍🌈 Portfolios: https://www.clippings.me/users/jonnyawrites (Commentary) https://www.clippings.me/users/jonathanawrites (Professional)
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The "Because I Got High" remix we didn't know we needed.

(Yes, this is my second Afroman-related joke this week. So what of it?)
I was gonna go to bed but then I made a rose bow instead
For a monthly subscription, perhaps.
Sometimes wholesome, sometimes ho-some.
Blocked on both accounts.
The official White House account has been blocked by almost 30,000 people since being created earlier today.

The account has just over 1,000 followers.

(clearsky.app/whitehouse-4...)
What's up with you and the BF giving us all of this wholesome content lately?
Afroman be like…
I was supposed to do work tonight but instead I got high and crocheted neck ruffles onto a Uniqlo shirt
Can I put my mouth on the tiddies (so, I don't scream over the scary parts, of course)?
Yet another banger that's perfect for Pride season dropping WAY too late - but it's still everything.

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Melanie C - Sweat (Official)
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Hot, humble, and honest. You got a good one there, Willie. ;)
That beautiful booty makes this day so much better. 😘
I think the fact that no one speaks highly of her post The Sweet Escape era says enough.
Gwen Stefani’s latest controversy isn’t just about who she follows - it’s about who she’s become.

New @Medium.com essay, 'From Harajuku to Hard Right?,' coming in the hour.

#GwenStefani #PopCulture #MusicCulture #Opinion
From Harajuku girls to hard-right follows, Gwen Stefani’s brand of “cultural appreciation” keeps aging like milk.

My new @medium.com piece drops tomorrow.

#GwenStefani #CulturalAppropriation #MediumWriters #PopCulture
a woman with long red nails and red lips
ALT: a woman with long red nails and red lips
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"I love standing up and saying we are the first gay couple ever in a horror movie, and there’s nothing they can f*cking say about it. You can’t touch it, you can’t take it away."

This almost makes up for Gwen Stefani being fully exposed as a bigot.

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Matthew Lillard Says SCREAM's Billy and Stu Are the 'First Husbands of Horror'
At a recent Scream convention, Matthew Lillard said Billy and Stu are the "first husbands of horror," and he makes a good point.
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I wouldn't mind us - oh, right. Not single.

STAHP! 😜😜😜