Jonathan Ezra Goldman
@jonnysemicolon.bsky.social
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I think we all need to start practicing that thing where one person gets on hands and knees behind someone while their partner pushes the person so they fall backwards.
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#autocracy
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BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.

Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
jonnysemicolon.bsky.social
I didn't get invited to my cousins' Rosh Hashana celebration for the first time ever because I write stuff like this, so I guess I'll keep posting it.
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I don't watch White House press secretary appearances ever but once in awhile I see a clip and I'm just wondering what is up with that lady's hair that she can't stop touching it?
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The #openai chatbot told the suicidal teenager not to let anyone see his noose.
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mondoweiss.net
Israel says it has a plan to build a “humanitarian city” for 600,000 Palestinians in Rafah. A look at recent reporting shows how Israel may be working with a local gang lord in Gaza , and the United Arab Emirates, to run the concentration camp.

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#Palestine #Israel
Is the UAE involved in Israel’s Gaza ‘concentration camp’ scheme? Here’s what we know.
Israel says it has a plan to build a “humanitarian city” built over the ruins of Rafah for 600,000 Palestinians in Gaza. A local gang lord in Gaza and the United Arab Emirates will be running and...
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ohrobin.bsky.social
listening to eric adams try to pronounce intifada
jonnysemicolon.bsky.social
The Epstein files revealed!
#EpsteinFiles #DeepStateSecrets #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #roberthegyes
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"Seize the power" is a nice slogan but does not match the vibe here in the juror cattle call room.
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We will primary every Democrat who does not endorse #Zohranmamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social looking at you @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social #kristengillebrand @chuckschumer.com @schumer.senate.gov
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Democratic establishment probably right now trying to figure out how they can run Hillary Clinton for mayor of NYC.
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kattenbarge.bsky.social
I guess you could say the people who thought Andrew Cuomo ran a better campaign than Zohran Mamdani were sequestered in echo chambers and out of touch with what people offline wanted out of a candidate
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if #Cuomo runs again, we'll beat him again.