Jordan Zakarin
@jordanz.bsky.social
I make content about discontent. Producer at More Perfect Union, publisher of ProgressReport.news.
Mets fan, Liverpool FC supporter, Scunthorpe United shareholder.
Mets fan, Liverpool FC supporter, Scunthorpe United shareholder.
In the four hours that Zohran was in DC, he tamed Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene announced her resignation. What can’t this guy do?
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In the four hours that Zohran was in DC, he tamed Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene announced her resignation. What can’t this guy do?
No shock to see Trump fawn over Zohran. He loves winners. The worst thing you can be in Trump’s mind is a loser — which is why he’s always used “loser” as his worst insult. Zohran is a winner.
Also: Trump resents the NYC real estate elites and Zohran demolished them.
Also: Trump resents the NYC real estate elites and Zohran demolished them.
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
No shock to see Trump fawn over Zohran. He loves winners. The worst thing you can be in Trump’s mind is a loser — which is why he’s always used “loser” as his worst insult. Zohran is a winner.
Also: Trump resents the NYC real estate elites and Zohran demolished them.
Also: Trump resents the NYC real estate elites and Zohran demolished them.
The media has spent the past two years (or decade) insisting that it's the left that's becoming antisemitic, while the right-wing integrates Nazis like they're family
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The media has spent the past two years (or decade) insisting that it's the left that's becoming antisemitic, while the right-wing integrates Nazis like they're family
I’m having open-heart surgery again next week. It will be my sixth open-heart surgery, and hopefully, it’ll be my last one (because it is such a success).
If I post anything between November 25th and December 1st, take it with a grain of salt because I may be hallucinating.
If I post anything between November 25th and December 1st, take it with a grain of salt because I may be hallucinating.
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I’m having open-heart surgery again next week. It will be my sixth open-heart surgery, and hopefully, it’ll be my last one (because it is such a success).
If I post anything between November 25th and December 1st, take it with a grain of salt because I may be hallucinating.
If I post anything between November 25th and December 1st, take it with a grain of salt because I may be hallucinating.
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I wrote, directed, and produced this launch video for @cameronkasky.bsky.social, who is running for Congress in NY-12 and is very legit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfGc...
Cameron Kasky Congressional Launch Video
YouTube video by Cameron Kasky For Congress
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I wrote, directed, and produced this launch video for @cameronkasky.bsky.social, who is running for Congress in NY-12 and is very legit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfGc...
I wrote, directed, and produced this launch video for @cameronkasky.bsky.social, who is running for Congress in NY-12 and is very legit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfGc...
Cameron Kasky Congressional Launch Video
YouTube video by Cameron Kasky For Congress
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I wrote, directed, and produced this launch video for @cameronkasky.bsky.social, who is running for Congress in NY-12 and is very legit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfGc...
Anyone who has had years-long communication with Larry Summers should also be ashamed and step back from public commitments
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Anyone who has had years-long communication with Larry Summers should also be ashamed and step back from public commitments
There’s a lot of important stuff happening on this site but it’s such a bummer experience, like doomscrolling with the voice of your most panicked and righteous friend narrating everything. Overwhelming.
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
There’s a lot of important stuff happening on this site but it’s such a bummer experience, like doomscrolling with the voice of your most panicked and righteous friend narrating everything. Overwhelming.
Where we are assuming naivety, we might instead assign cynicism. Instead of Democrats whiffing once again, maybe they were betting that their voters — you and me — would take the bait and play the role of old hapless Charlie Brown yet again. www.progressreport.news/p/democrats-...
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Where we are assuming naivety, we might instead assign cynicism. Instead of Democrats whiffing once again, maybe they were betting that their voters — you and me — would take the bait and play the role of old hapless Charlie Brown yet again. www.progressreport.news/p/democrats-...
The Miracle Mile shopping center is a basement mall on the Las Vegas strip lol
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The Miracle Mile shopping center is a basement mall on the Las Vegas strip lol
Andrew Cuomo will end his political career the same way it began: hurling bigoted smears in service of a losing mayoral campaign
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Andrew Cuomo will end his political career the same way it began: hurling bigoted smears in service of a losing mayoral campaign
People who remember the McCarren Pool Parties have finally taken over NYC
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
People who remember the McCarren Pool Parties have finally taken over NYC
The Upper West Side defied predictions and is +5 for Zohran Mamdani. Honestly a huge statement about Cuomo's failure to scare Jewish voters off Zohran.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Upper West Side defied predictions and is +5 for Zohran Mamdani. Honestly a huge statement about Cuomo's failure to scare Jewish voters off Zohran.
Andrew Cuomo spent years as governor working to give Republicans a majority in the state Senate, so they're really just paying him back.
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Andrew Cuomo spent years as governor working to give Republicans a majority in the state Senate, so they're really just paying him back.
Anybody here a heart surgeon or cardiologist? Have some pressing questions...
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Anybody here a heart surgeon or cardiologist? Have some pressing questions...
The NY Times keep asking the same seven voters what they think about various political issues.
The Onion has been preemptively parodying this for decades.
The Onion has been preemptively parodying this for decades.
October 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The NY Times keep asking the same seven voters what they think about various political issues.
The Onion has been preemptively parodying this for decades.
The Onion has been preemptively parodying this for decades.
If he really thinks Zohran is so dangerous, it looks like Cuomo should drop out to help Sliwa
October 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If he really thinks Zohran is so dangerous, it looks like Cuomo should drop out to help Sliwa
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In 2016, I went to Japan, saw a few baseball games, and then came back and wrote this article about a two-way player named Shohei Ohtani who was breaking out in NPB. www.vice.com/en/article/s...
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
In 2016, I went to Japan, saw a few baseball games, and then came back and wrote this article about a two-way player named Shohei Ohtani who was breaking out in NPB. www.vice.com/en/article/s...
In 2016, I went to Japan, saw a few baseball games, and then came back and wrote this article about a two-way player named Shohei Ohtani who was breaking out in NPB. www.vice.com/en/article/s...
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
In 2016, I went to Japan, saw a few baseball games, and then came back and wrote this article about a two-way player named Shohei Ohtani who was breaking out in NPB. www.vice.com/en/article/s...
For somebody running on his experience, Andrew Cuomo doesn't seem to remember anything he did as governor (other than rebuild an airport)
October 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
For somebody running on his experience, Andrew Cuomo doesn't seem to remember anything he did as governor (other than rebuild an airport)
This is far worse than any glib old Reddit post
October 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This is far worse than any glib old Reddit post
If there's one thing plaguing most New Yorkers on a day-to-day basis, it's prostitution on Roosevelt Ave. Spend more time on this, please.
October 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If there's one thing plaguing most New Yorkers on a day-to-day basis, it's prostitution on Roosevelt Ave. Spend more time on this, please.
Only 34% of the million low income New Yorkers eligible for free transit are enrolled. When you make a program opt-in, especially for people of fewer means, you kneecap it
October 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Only 34% of the million low income New Yorkers eligible for free transit are enrolled. When you make a program opt-in, especially for people of fewer means, you kneecap it
I lived in a rent-stabilized apartment for three years and had no idea. Landlord and real estate agent never told me.
When I moved out, they still raised the rent by a thousand bucks.
When I moved out, they still raised the rent by a thousand bucks.
October 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I lived in a rent-stabilized apartment for three years and had no idea. Landlord and real estate agent never told me.
When I moved out, they still raised the rent by a thousand bucks.
When I moved out, they still raised the rent by a thousand bucks.
Curtis Sliwa has been going without the beret so long that his forehead is almost one color again
October 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Curtis Sliwa has been going without the beret so long that his forehead is almost one color again