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jordan 🍖💧
@jordo.bsky.social
· Oct 15
okay here's the official post! my very first short story, INSTRUMENT, is out now on itch. 🥳 it's about a guy named Stanley who buys a rare guitar at an estate sale, and things go downhill. i hope you like it!!
jordanmallory.itch.io/instrument
jordanmallory.itch.io/instrument
i know you can still enable them if you want but i miss when screensavers meant something
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
i know you can still enable them if you want but i miss when screensavers meant something
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Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday is LIVE TONIGHT ON A SPECIAL MONDAY SHOW.
Who knows what the internet is like in Hot Springs, Arkansas, so let's not chance it. Monday is the new Tuesday (for one night only).
8:30pm CT twitch.tv/vgbees
Who knows what the internet is like in Hot Springs, Arkansas, so let's not chance it. Monday is the new Tuesday (for one night only).
8:30pm CT twitch.tv/vgbees
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday is LIVE TONIGHT ON A SPECIAL MONDAY SHOW.
Who knows what the internet is like in Hot Springs, Arkansas, so let's not chance it. Monday is the new Tuesday (for one night only).
8:30pm CT twitch.tv/vgbees
Who knows what the internet is like in Hot Springs, Arkansas, so let's not chance it. Monday is the new Tuesday (for one night only).
8:30pm CT twitch.tv/vgbees
click each image that contains your ex-girlfriend to continue
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
click each image that contains your ex-girlfriend to continue
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Stanley could sell his new guitar for a life-changing amount of money, but can he survive the nightmare it has to show him first? jordanmallory.itch.io/instrument
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Stanley could sell his new guitar for a life-changing amount of money, but can he survive the nightmare it has to show him first? jordanmallory.itch.io/instrument
in the first issue of spider-man they repeatedly refer to him as both "peter parker" and "peter palmer" and at one point he uses his spider-sense to geolocate a flying helicopter
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
in the first issue of spider-man they repeatedly refer to him as both "peter parker" and "peter palmer" and at one point he uses his spider-sense to geolocate a flying helicopter
brothels are where broth comes from and that's why they're illegal, so big soup can maintain its monopoly
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
brothels are where broth comes from and that's why they're illegal, so big soup can maintain its monopoly
was playing Bop it and it just said "regret it" and exploded
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
was playing Bop it and it just said "regret it" and exploded
the celebrity i like is going to throw an important baseball
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
the celebrity i like is going to throw an important baseball
when i was around 10, a man came to the door selling magazine subscriptions. my mom saw Electronic Gaming Monthly on the list and, feeling bad for the guy, bought a year subscription. EGM was all I read or talked about and it drove my family crazy; "Jordy please you've told us 10 times already"
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
when i was around 10, a man came to the door selling magazine subscriptions. my mom saw Electronic Gaming Monthly on the list and, feeling bad for the guy, bought a year subscription. EGM was all I read or talked about and it drove my family crazy; "Jordy please you've told us 10 times already"
Stanley could sell his new guitar for a life-changing amount of money, but can he survive the nightmare it has to show him first? jordanmallory.itch.io/instrument
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Stanley could sell his new guitar for a life-changing amount of money, but can he survive the nightmare it has to show him first? jordanmallory.itch.io/instrument
"The judge also said that body-worn camera shows an agent using ChatGPT to finish an incident report." abcnews.go.com/Politics/fed...
Federal judge rebukes administration's use of force during 'Operation Midway Blitz'
The judge accused the administration of "widespread misrepresentations" on what was occurring during the Border Patrol enforcement operations.
abcnews.go.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"The judge also said that body-worn camera shows an agent using ChatGPT to finish an incident report." abcnews.go.com/Politics/fed...
there should be a biweekly magazine about being bisexual called Bi Weekly
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
there should be a biweekly magazine about being bisexual called Bi Weekly
thinking about the chocolate cake girl from spider-man 2
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
thinking about the chocolate cake girl from spider-man 2
what's the over/under on an ICE recruitment ad playing during the game awards
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
what's the over/under on an ICE recruitment ad playing during the game awards
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🍖 ANNOUNCEMENT 📢 🍖
﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌
It's Fang's Birthday soon!✨
To celebrate we're taking over a luxury club and making it a night to remember
Ufufufuuu〜💕
💧 New 3D outfit
💧 Special Club Guu performance
💧 VR!!!
📅: Nov 29th
🕔: iddkkkk lol
﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌
It's Fang's Birthday soon!✨
To celebrate we're taking over a luxury club and making it a night to remember
Ufufufuuu〜💕
💧 New 3D outfit
💧 Special Club Guu performance
💧 VR!!!
📅: Nov 29th
🕔: iddkkkk lol
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
🍖 ANNOUNCEMENT 📢 🍖
﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌
It's Fang's Birthday soon!✨
To celebrate we're taking over a luxury club and making it a night to remember
Ufufufuuu〜💕
💧 New 3D outfit
💧 Special Club Guu performance
💧 VR!!!
📅: Nov 29th
🕔: iddkkkk lol
﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌
It's Fang's Birthday soon!✨
To celebrate we're taking over a luxury club and making it a night to remember
Ufufufuuu〜💕
💧 New 3D outfit
💧 Special Club Guu performance
💧 VR!!!
📅: Nov 29th
🕔: iddkkkk lol
*thomas edison walks in* well well well if it isn't the elephant murderer
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
*thomas edison walks in* well well well if it isn't the elephant murderer
doesn't feel like a new nintendo console came out this year
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
doesn't feel like a new nintendo console came out this year
forgot to tell y'all i beat power washer simulator 2, ended up being 44.3 hours. overall i enjoyed it, the QoL improvements are great, but the levels are less fantastical than in the first game imo. they're more involved and generally better paced though, and there's still some real cute surprises
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
forgot to tell y'all i beat power washer simulator 2, ended up being 44.3 hours. overall i enjoyed it, the QoL improvements are great, but the levels are less fantastical than in the first game imo. they're more involved and generally better paced though, and there's still some real cute surprises
an angel gave me the powers of God in order to teach me a lesson about free will or some shit but I just fixed everything instead
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
an angel gave me the powers of God in order to teach me a lesson about free will or some shit but I just fixed everything instead
if you‘ve ever wondered what I do all day, it’s this
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
if you‘ve ever wondered what I do all day, it’s this
unfair that the stupid/dangerous drugs get cool shit like the hat man and machine elves, weed should get a green dog or something
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
unfair that the stupid/dangerous drugs get cool shit like the hat man and machine elves, weed should get a green dog or something
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this explains a lot!
It actually did start out as an interactive TV pitch, but died during covid. They reworked the base concept into the final game. It was always going to be choice driven though, I believe.
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
this explains a lot!