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Huh, has Oracle stopped publishing commits to the MySQL github repo?

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github.com/mysql/mysql-...
Commits · mysql/mysql-server
MySQL Server, the world's most popular open source database, and MySQL Cluster, a real-time, open source transactional database. - Commits · mysql/mysql-server
github.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Bitte die Uhren anpassen: Zwölfjährige gehörlose Mädchen sehen aus wie 16 bis 18, fünfzehnjährige Mädchen auf Epstein Island sind praktisch erwachsen und wirken wie 21 und vierzigjährige Männer in republikanischen Nazichats sind "Kinder, deren Leben ein Fehler nicht ruinieren sollte".
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Was? Struktureller Rassismus und Obstkörbe bringen keine Fachkräfte? Ich bin schockiert.
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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In August I delivered my traditional Go Cryptography State of the Union talk at @gophercon.com in New York.

It goes into everything at the intersection of Go and cryptography from the last year. (Also, bragging t-shirts!)

Watch the video or read the transcript of my performance review!
The 2025 Go Cryptography State of the Union
I delivered my traditional Go Cryptography State of the Union talk at GopherCon US 2025 in New York. It goes into everything that happened at the intersection of Go and cryptography over the last…
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November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Übrigens leugnet Elon Musks Grok-KI den Holocaust.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Pull request “Files changed” public preview now supports commenting on unchanged lines

https://github.blog/changelog/2025-09-25-pull-request-files-changed-public-preview-now-supports-commenting-on-unchanged-lines
September 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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It's called Blink because you have 182 copies of it
Is it just me, or is every IDE basically VS Code and every browser basically Chrome?
October 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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A new blog post in the Road to Spring Boot 4.0 GA blog series has been published on OpenTelemetry with Spring Boot! spring.io/blog/2025/11...
OpenTelemetry with Spring Boot
Level up your Java code and explore what Spring can do for you.
spring.io
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
🚨 ACHTUNG, ACHTUNG! 🚨

Ich habe gerade problemlos vollständig digital und online einen neuen Führerschein bei der Stadt Ulm beantragt.
www.ulm.de/global/daten...

Ich bin noch immer völlig fassungslos, dass es geklappt hat und muss mich erstmal hinsetzen und einen Tee trinken.

#Ulm #DigitaleBehörde
Führerschein - Umtausch in EU-Führerschein beantragen
Sie können Ihren alten Führerschein in einen neuen Kartenführerschein ("EU-Führerschein") umtauschen. Alle vor dem 19. Januar 2013 ausgestellten...
www.ulm.de
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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❗ Dropwizard 4.0.x EOL (end of life) on January 31, 2026

Please find the details in this discussion topic on GitHub:
github.com/dropwizard/d...

#Java #Dropwizard
Dropwizard 4.0.x EOL: January 31, 2026 · dropwizard dropwizard · Discussion #10799
Hey folks, Dropwizard 4.0.0 was released over 30 months ago on March 30, 2023. With the recent announcement around the limited availability of Jetty 11.x security releases starting January 1, 2026 ...
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November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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❗ Dropwizard 3.0.x EOL (end of life) on January 31, 2026

Please find the details in this discussion topic on GitHub:
github.com/dropwizard/d...

#Java #Dropwizard
Dropwizard 3.0.x EOL: January 31, 2026 · dropwizard dropwizard · Discussion #10798
Hey folks, Dropwizard 3.0.0 was released over 30 months ago on March 30, 2023. With the recent announcement around the limited availability of Jetty 10.x security releases starting January 1, 2026 ...
github.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Komm mit uns & @zdfmagaz.in auf eine Reise durch Deutschlands Steueroasen: Denn dafür müssen Unternehmen nicht nach Panama – ein Münchner Vorort oder die ostdeutsche Provinz tut's auch! Die Recherche & das Steueroasen-Verzeichnis mit interaktiver Karte gibt's auf steueroasen.watch! #SteueroasenWatch
Das Steueroasen-Verzeichnis
FragDenStaat und ZDF Magazin Royale präsentieren: Eine digitale Entdeckungsreise durch Deutschlands Steuerparadiese.
steueroasen.watch
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Last day of #KubeConNA 2025! 🎨

Meet The Artist, the final (but not least!) Agent0 MtG card celebrating the launch of Agent0.

In Dash0, The Artist builds and maintains dashboards and alert rules for you.
In MtG, it creates and buffs constructs to help you win.

Find The Artist at Booth 710!
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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After a year of work, we are happy to share that Spring Framework 7.0 GA is now available! spring.io/blog/2025/11...

Time to celebrate, get a bit of rest and help the team to prepare Spring Boot 4.0 GA release planned November 20th 😊

#spring #java
Spring Framework 7.0 General Availability
Level up your Java code and explore what Spring can do for you.
spring.io
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Erinnert Ihr Euch noch an das Lobbygeheule, dass Apple leider keine Live-Übersetzung in der EU ausrollen könnte, weil der böse Digital Markets Act das nicht erlaube?

Das war natürlich Lobby-PR und viele sind darauf reingefallen.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Das ist übrigens Eugenik.

Wenn du einmal beginnst zu selektieren, wem du hilfst und wem nicht, dann gehst du einen Weg, der nicht aufzuhalten ist.

Streeck ist Mediziner und weiß das natürlich. Das macht es so perfide. Vor allem, weil er zwei rhetorische Tricks verwendet:
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Dear World: Now is a good time to get off social media that’s becoming any combination of “less useful”, “less safe”, or “less fun”. I’ve been on Mastodon for 3 years and am convinced that right now, in late 2025, it’s the best place to go. Come join me. Here’s why.
www.tbray.org/ongoing/When...
Time to Migrate
www.tbray.org
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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KubeCon NA 2025 is an absolute blast! 💥
Today’s Agent0 MtG card: The Threadweaver.

In Dash0, the Threadweaver explains the most complex traces - how errors occur and spread.
In MtG, it hunts down the red mist plaguing a labyrinthic city.

Find the MtG cards at Booth 710! 🔴
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Happy first day of #KubeConNA 2025, everybody!
Ready for the next Agent0 MtG card? Enter: The Pathfinder.

The Pathfinder is your guide in the (sometimes) unfamiliar lands of onboarding #applications to #OpenTelemetry.

Find The Pathfinder, The Seeker & The Oracle at Booth 710!
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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#KubeConNa is nearly here, and with it come the first two Agent0 MtG cards: The Seeker and The Oracle.

The Seeker is the Agentic SRE, troubleshoots issues for and with you. The Oracle explains and formulates complex queries for you.

We’re giving away custom cards - more coming soon!

Booth 710!
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It’s 9/11 in Germany today.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9_Novem...
9 November in German history - Wikipedia
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November 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Hello Internet! Ready for KubeCon? 🔥

To celebrate last week’s launch of #Agent0 - the integrated Agentic #AI inside #Dash0 - we made something we’re pretty stoked about.

At #KubeConNA 2025, we’re giving away five custom MtG-style cards. Find us at booth 710 - first teaser: The Seeker & The Oracle!
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM