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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵
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Texan. Reformed. Ally. He/him/his To be called 'woke', in a world that sleeps through suffering, is no insult. If you love 'freedom', but you don't think everyone deserves it, then you love *privilege*. People displeaser.
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Whoever thought we would have a leader so unifying, so culturally advanced, and so cognizant of their own self perception, that they would post a gif of themselves adorned with a crown dumping diarrhea from a military aircraft on their own upset citizens!!

Truly amazing leadership.
*MONTHLY* 👀🚩🚩🚩🚩
Trump’s tax cut for billionaires is adding $425 Billion - monthly - to the national debt, and we’re fighting amongst ourselves for scraps.
Lifelong Conservative* Texan here.

Real leaders are in the trenches taking grenades. No richboy bonespur excuses. Your efforts have EARNED my donation today. Thank you for fighting for everyone regardless of color or creed. You are making this country great.

#noKings
Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.

Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.

Stay safe out there.
JD: you think *thats* bad?? You should hear what the president and his cabinet say on the reg!
Whats the opposite of the peace prize?
The "ceasefire" does not seem to be going great
There is a perfect 1:1 correlation between married men who buy cybertrucks and men who get divorced and blame the woman.
I was married but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.
Make ARGENTINA Great Anyway
Let’s make America great by giving Argentina $40 Billion amirite?
Straight guys can like trans women and still be straight.

Because trans women are women.
Im happy about Dane Cook.

Couldn't have happened to a better person.
Bratty camper: "this punch tastes like water!"

Me, a counselor: "yeah. No shit. It is Water. Theres barely any flavoring. Waters good for you."
"Join the armed forces. Attack America. Maga."
"The perfect sales pitch doesn't exist."

Sure, it does.
Make a contract thats payable on death requiring payment now and only enforceable by the contract holder. Non-transferrable.

You know- like, religion.
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He's either WAAAAAAAAAAAY stupider than we thought

Or he thinks you are, and he's a liar.
Anti-anti-cancel-culture

Like what's the inverse opposite divided by zero of "woke"?
it’d be really funny if an aneurysm caused by getting mad about an animated robot’s non gendered pronouns during her netflix rage posting is what ends up doing it
Republicans legally control:
-The presidency
-The Senate
-The House
-Scotus

If I understand how the executive, legislative,and judicial branches of the govt work, logic would lead me to believe Johnson is just another lying politician.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Hold on a second. Answer the question. As Speaker, do you believe it's appropriate to use American cities as training grounds for the military, calling those people 'the enemy within'?

JOHNSON: I'm not comment on your characterization of what the president said.

S: Those are quotes
What a Republicunt.
these Starbucks contras are such fucking demons. every Starbucks employee should be issued a sidearm.

(face reveal in part two is really funny)
I predict a corporate farm bailout.
Trump: "We're gonna take some of that tariff money that we've made, we're gonna give it to our farmers who for a little while are going to be hurt until the tariffs kick in to their benefit."
Which party controls the HoR?
Which party the senate?
Which party the presidency?
Which party the judges?

Oooooooh right, the DEMS. My mistake.
Wanna do your part? Sign-in to your Gmail and thrn go google "how to cancel Disney?"

The ABC Execs will start shitting.
You're a bad 'publicanocrat until you realize the other side can make accurate statements sometimes.

Pay attention to those accurate statements.