Joseph L. Selby
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Joseph L. Selby
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Ed tech professional, writer, gamer, nerd. I like your cat more than I like you. [he/him | they/them]
I came in 25 hour under budget on a contract I'm working on. And while I'm sure the non-profit appreciates it, that's $1500 I left on the table. And while a person may try to find ways to milk those last 25 hours, I am not in such a situation where that $1500 is worth screwing over my client.
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
#soberbarwisdom: Talk at the bar is that Diddy is a CIA asset for the deep state.

I don't know why I find this so adorable, but I do. Maybe because Diddy isn't a politician of consequence, so deep state claims don't undermine the mechanism of my country.
December 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I've enjoyed making money, but I'm looking forward to working on my own creative pursuits again.
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Every nazi movement needs a youth wing.
Happening now: Texas leaders announcing a rollout of a statewide program to put TPUSA chapters in high schools and colleges across the state. Gov. Abbott adds that schools that stand in the way should be reported to the Texas Education Agency.
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Who would have thought something named The Shadow Docket would hide corruption?
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My music year in review is the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtracks (original and deluxe). My top ten songs are KDH between the two released soundtracks, with Mattstagram's "Productive" in at #6 for a slight break. Top artists? EJAE, Audry, Rei, and Andrew Choi. The review playlist is the soundtrack.
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I've applied to six jobs in the past week. I'm only really interested in two of them. I'll likely only hear back from one or two of the six, and that response will be a rejection.
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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We *really* need to actively differentiate Machine Learning from GenAI. GenAI is riding the Machine Learning coattails and risks destroying an incredibly useful innovation by conflating it with absolute slop that codes decently.
We could save soooo many lives but people are so caught up in their reactionary moral panic nonsense
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I need to pick up a prescription tomorrow. It costs me 31 cents. While I agree the penny needed to be discontinued, simply setting the mint quantity to zero offered no clarity to what happens when companies or consumers no longer have pennies. Do I pay 31 cents? Do I pay 35 cents?
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
One of these requirements is relevant to being a product manager. One is not.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
#dinerwisdom: One of the regular Trumpers started talking about the inciting rebellion because of senators saying not to follow illegal orders. I shut him down harder than I maybe should have, and now he's pouting.
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
#dinerwisdom "It's going to be funny when they release all the Epstein files. People are going to see that Trump is a whistleblower."

Fucking shoot me. I can't deal with stupid people anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm tired of all the articles talking about how Gen Z can't start their careers that contort themselves to avoid mentioning wealth inequality. They can't find jobs because too many Boomers can't afford to retire. You have people in their 60s and 70s filling career roles when they should be relaxing.
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The maga response to the Epstien files is exactly what you expect it is. They're already certain the emails don't say anything or they're fake or anything but the fact that they're damning. It truly is a cult-level of denial of the truth.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It would ensure major AI solutions only came from the biggest players, but I think companies like OpenAI, Anthropic, and Google should power their data centers with nuclear power that they build and maintain. An off-grid solution entirely for themselves, paid for from their own wallets.
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Now that my fury has cooled, I'm pondering if the 8 Democratic turncoats might have actually been right. With a president who enjoys being cruel and a speaker that does whatever the president tells him, there likely was no negotiation to be made. Pain and suffering were the goal not the cost.
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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"Blue no matter who!" would hold more water if the didn't constantly pull bullshit like this and do their best to meet middle ground with people who will just move the goal posts again and again.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
A bald eagle just flew overhead. Not soared. It was probably 20ish feet above me. That was cool.
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is a real exchange I had with someone from my area on Next Door. There is a gap in thinking that I question whether it can ever be bridged.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Have paying work for the first time in 8 months. Waited to treat myself. Got scammed out of $100. Not the treat I was expecting.
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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If the dead don't want to be spoken of poorly then they should have been better people in life.
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM