Josh Bloom
@joshbloom.bsky.social
I'm serious about not taking life too seriously.™ ❤️ 🏳️🌈 ✡️ 🧘♂️ 🥯 🍔 🍩 • superjews.com • iamjoshbloom.com • fanaticpromotion.com • industrybythehour.com
I discovered that sprinkling a little bit of cinnamon on top of my coffee lent a festive holiday feeling to my drink, and so I didn't do that again.
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I discovered that sprinkling a little bit of cinnamon on top of my coffee lent a festive holiday feeling to my drink, and so I didn't do that again.
It is worth carrying every single line with you at all times.
watching the new criterion 4k of THIS IS SPINAL TAP. haven't seen this movie in a decade but I did watch it basically every week as a teenager and I still remember every single line
December 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It is worth carrying every single line with you at all times.
I was just wondering exactly where David St. Hubbins read this: “The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or, so I have read.”
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I was just wondering exactly where David St. Hubbins read this: “The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or, so I have read.”
"How could I leave this behind?" is the finest double entendre ever written.
“Big Bottom” & “Sex Farm” are right up there with “Custard Pie,” “Cherry Pie,” “Pearl Necklace,” “Tush,” “Poundcake” & all the other “I’m a 13-year-old boy in a man’s body singing about sexy women” guitar rock mainstays & also “Big Bottom” is catchy as hell. Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ‘em.
It was embarrassing at the time, but I find it charming in hindsight that I didn't know Spinal Tap were a fake band when I was 11 or 12 and getting into classic rock. "Stonehenge" sat on my ipod alongside Iron Maiden, Dio, etc. My 6th grade science teacher broke the news to me. He had a good laugh
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"How could I leave this behind?" is the finest double entendre ever written.
"Why don't you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number and make that a little louder?"
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"Why don't you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number and make that a little louder?"
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
Why does this postcard from my cable access era in NYC seem like both a lifetime ago *and* yesterday?!
One of the people depicted became Amy Poehler!
One of the people depicted became Amy Poehler!
December 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Why does this postcard from my cable access era in NYC seem like both a lifetime ago *and* yesterday?!
One of the people depicted became Amy Poehler!
One of the people depicted became Amy Poehler!
December 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Props to the brave American who put this sticker in their car window!
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Props to the brave American who put this sticker in their car window!
Overheard: “It’s a lesbian wedding in the old white pickleball capital of the country!”
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Overheard: “It’s a lesbian wedding in the old white pickleball capital of the country!”
Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Everytime You Go Away" by Paul Young • I really thought he was saying "meat!"
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Everytime You Go Away" by Paul Young • I really thought he was saying "meat!"
I already bought my “Kill Bill” ticket a while ago, but just so you know, I will be yelling “Justice for Dano!” throughout the entire show.
This is a 70mm film screening on the Upper West Side, so it’ll only be dorks and olds in the audience anyway. They won’t do shit about it!
This is a 70mm film screening on the Upper West Side, so it’ll only be dorks and olds in the audience anyway. They won’t do shit about it!
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I already bought my “Kill Bill” ticket a while ago, but just so you know, I will be yelling “Justice for Dano!” throughout the entire show.
This is a 70mm film screening on the Upper West Side, so it’ll only be dorks and olds in the audience anyway. They won’t do shit about it!
This is a 70mm film screening on the Upper West Side, so it’ll only be dorks and olds in the audience anyway. They won’t do shit about it!
The sun will automatically shine upon any hand that holds my book about The Apples in Stereo. This feature is included in the price!
Maybe I talk about this with Jedd Beaudoin on the latest episode of the NPR / KMUW podcast “Into Music,” maybe not! Listen at link below.
Maybe I talk about this with Jedd Beaudoin on the latest episode of the NPR / KMUW podcast “Into Music,” maybe not! Listen at link below.
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The sun will automatically shine upon any hand that holds my book about The Apples in Stereo. This feature is included in the price!
Maybe I talk about this with Jedd Beaudoin on the latest episode of the NPR / KMUW podcast “Into Music,” maybe not! Listen at link below.
Maybe I talk about this with Jedd Beaudoin on the latest episode of the NPR / KMUW podcast “Into Music,” maybe not! Listen at link below.
I wrote a book!
My bio about The Apples in Stereo is out today! Thanks to everyone who made the music, participated, and provided inspiration and guidance. Buy it from my publisher and others at applesbook.com.
My bio about The Apples in Stereo is out today! Thanks to everyone who made the music, participated, and provided inspiration and guidance. Buy it from my publisher and others at applesbook.com.
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I wrote a book!
My bio about The Apples in Stereo is out today! Thanks to everyone who made the music, participated, and provided inspiration and guidance. Buy it from my publisher and others at applesbook.com.
My bio about The Apples in Stereo is out today! Thanks to everyone who made the music, participated, and provided inspiration and guidance. Buy it from my publisher and others at applesbook.com.
“I’m Comin’ Out” is my favorite gay anthem, no doubt, but it is also wildly underrecognized as the go-to song for emerging from the automatic door at the grocery store. 🌈 🛒
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“I’m Comin’ Out” is my favorite gay anthem, no doubt, but it is also wildly underrecognized as the go-to song for emerging from the automatic door at the grocery store. 🌈 🛒
Too bad Melania wasn’t in the Oval Office with KISS. Totally missed opportunity to hear her say “You wanted ‘Be Best,’ you got ‘Be Best,’ the hottest land in the world: USA!”
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Too bad Melania wasn’t in the Oval Office with KISS. Totally missed opportunity to hear her say “You wanted ‘Be Best,’ you got ‘Be Best,’ the hottest land in the world: USA!”
I didn't realize until today that the "it" in "Lick It Up" is fascism!
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I didn't realize until today that the "it" in "Lick It Up" is fascism!
Founder of the terrible-rest group The Oath Sleepers
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Founder of the terrible-rest group The Oath Sleepers
Seeing Sly in the Oval makes Mr. T the hero of Rocky III for me 🥊
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Seeing Sly in the Oval makes Mr. T the hero of Rocky III for me 🥊
They're putting the makeup back on one last time!
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
They're putting the makeup back on one last time!
I want a reporter to ask Kristi Noem if she will grow a beard so we can call her Kristi Gnome.
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I want a reporter to ask Kristi Noem if she will grow a beard so we can call her Kristi Gnome.
50th anniversary of Star Wars going back to the classic cut that didn't include Paul Dano.
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
50th anniversary of Star Wars going back to the classic cut that didn't include Paul Dano.
Looking forward to the eventual documentary about this fracas, “You Have Abandoned Your Child! Defending Paul Dano.”
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Looking forward to the eventual documentary about this fracas, “You Have Abandoned Your Child! Defending Paul Dano.”
Kinda weird that no one has ever called out McCartney for lifting the lyric "Hey" from "Hey Joe" for "Hey Jude."
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Kinda weird that no one has ever called out McCartney for lifting the lyric "Hey" from "Hey Joe" for "Hey Jude."
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM