Joel Mendelson
@jpmendelson.bsky.social
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Comms and campaigns guy. Worked with a whole bunch of orgs and campaigns--some more fun than others. Don't know what I'm doing, but maybe I'll figure it out one day. (he/him)
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jpmendelson.bsky.social
Ah, shit.
discussingfilm.net
Diane Keaton has sadly passed away at the age of 79.
jpmendelson.bsky.social
The back of Nick Saban’s brain forcing him to relive that ULM game every single day for nearly 20 years.
From Red Dragon (2002). Ralph Finnes stands behind a sitting Philip Seymour Hoffman. They’re both looking ahead. The caption reads, “Do you see?”
jpmendelson.bsky.social
If this game somehow goes another inning-plus, Tony the Tiger should have to fight the Gorton’s fisherman to determine who advances to the ALCS.
jpmendelson.bsky.social
Bro, have you looked in a mirror literally ever?
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
jpmendelson.bsky.social
Someone should remake that Mountainhead movie, but instead of shitty tech CEOs, it’s pro sports commissioners.
jpmendelson.bsky.social
Trump gets a Covid vaccine the same day he further gut the CDC. Among the layoffs? The disease detectives who try to find the next Covid before it happens.
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Trump got a Covid vaccine today.
jpmendelson.bsky.social
Vaccines for me, not for thee. For if thee get the vaccine, it may negatively impact your wee wee.
jpmendelson.bsky.social
The post alone reads like a partial plot synopsis for a TBD Carl Hiaasen novel.
motherjones.com
Florida's surgeon general isn't just guided by science...his beliefs are shaped by a wife who says she can speak to spirits and levitate, and an energy healer guru.

Our latest on Joseph Ladapo:
From medicine to mysticism: the radicalization of Florida's top doc
Joseph Ladapo was a normie—until he met his wife and a guru into levitating and communicating with spirits.
www.motherjones.com
jpmendelson.bsky.social
This sounds about as real as drug prices going down 600%.
atrupar.com
Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"
jpmendelson.bsky.social
Will anyone in the room follow-up with, "Can you name the 8 deals, sir?"

Seriously. Can one person in the press corps ask? That's it. Just one!
atrupar.com
Q: The Nobel Peace Prize was announced this morning. Your thoughts?

TRUMP: Which one?

Q: The Nobel Peace Prize. Your thoughts?

TRUMP: I made eight deals, transactions of wars
Reposted by Joel Mendelson
samnelson752.bsky.social
Want to yell at Washington Post management?
jpmendelson.bsky.social
Apparently, none of the meds mentioned help Trump with his math skills.
atrupar.com
Trump: "Drug prices are going to be going down 100%, 400%, 600%, 1,000% in some cases."
jpmendelson.bsky.social
“Fulfilling threats” is a weird way to say breaking the law, but I digress.
washingtonpost.com
Breaking news: The Trump administration began laying off federal workers while the government is shuttered, fulfilling threats from President Trump to take advantage of the closure to shave off more parts of the federal workforce he dislikes.
Trump administration begins laying off federal workers amid shutdown
White House budget director Russell Vought said reductions-in-force were underway.
www.washingtonpost.com
Reposted by Joel Mendelson
jimdaleywrites.bsky.social
I'm at the scene where ICE abducted multiple people from Lincoln and Foster this morning.

A WGN producer was among the people taken, allegedly because she was among a group of bystanders who tried to intervene. ICE agents hit this car while making their getaway.
Reposted by Joel Mendelson
ericteusink.bsky.social
A sitting judge, who also serves as a lobbyist for judges, and former Secretary of the Republican Party of Georgia, got a DUI when he hit another car with his Mercedes at Wacko’s Gentlemen’s Club in Jacksonville.

The levels of Georgia are off the chart.
Georgia judge charged with DUI after parking lot incident at Jacksonville strip club
Bert Guy Jr., president of Georgia’s Council of Superior Court Judges, was charged with DUI from an incident in the parking lot of a Jacksonville strip club, authorities said.
www.ajc.com
jpmendelson.bsky.social
Added to the growing list of "Bari Weiss is bad at her job" is her thinking that Elon Musk's approach with DOGE was apparently successful?

SAD!
oliverdarcy.bsky.social
News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
jpmendelson.bsky.social
Apparently if you don't want a king ruling America and want to express that in public, you are pro-Hamas and antifa.
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "We're so angry about it. I mean, I'm a very patient guy, but I've had it with these people. The theory we have right now -- they have a hate America rally that's scheduled for October 18 on the National Mall. It's the pro-Hamas wing and antifa people ... "
jpmendelson.bsky.social
Has to be. The whole thing is askew, a pen mark on the second line of text, and the resolution is awful.
pbump.com
ok i'm sorry and i'm honestly not trying to be petty but is this a photo of a printout of a web article
jpmendelson.bsky.social
Caring about employees? Work-life balance? But how will you ever live out your dream of becoming a LinkedIn Lunatic?!? (A really ridiculous Subreddit chroncling some of LinkedIns most charming weirdos.)