JR
@jrdrd.bsky.social
44 year old French Canadian with a strange sense
of humor. From Ontario and now living in Gatineau
(Québec). Film enthusiast. Walker. Hiker. Nature
lover. Cat wrangler. Book reader. Sci-fi and horror
fan. He/him.
of humor. From Ontario and now living in Gatineau
(Québec). Film enthusiast. Walker. Hiker. Nature
lover. Cat wrangler. Book reader. Sci-fi and horror
fan. He/him.
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
In my house we play Xmas music backwards when we put away the decorations.
January 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
In my house we play Xmas music backwards when we put away the decorations.
Is today Saturday? Or Thursday? Even the scientists don’t know.
December 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Is today Saturday? Or Thursday? Even the scientists don’t know.
It’s Dec 26th, 2:07am EST.
The claw has lowered the Santa creature into the pit, where it will lay dormant for 10 months.
It’s eternally damned to serve the young human offsprings.
As the cool black liquid oozes over its face, it prays to its gods for a death that will never come.
The claw has lowered the Santa creature into the pit, where it will lay dormant for 10 months.
It’s eternally damned to serve the young human offsprings.
As the cool black liquid oozes over its face, it prays to its gods for a death that will never come.
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It’s Dec 26th, 2:07am EST.
The claw has lowered the Santa creature into the pit, where it will lay dormant for 10 months.
It’s eternally damned to serve the young human offsprings.
As the cool black liquid oozes over its face, it prays to its gods for a death that will never come.
The claw has lowered the Santa creature into the pit, where it will lay dormant for 10 months.
It’s eternally damned to serve the young human offsprings.
As the cool black liquid oozes over its face, it prays to its gods for a death that will never come.
Uncle Buck is UNHINGED, but because he’s John Candy we (kinda) forgive him for:
-Threatening, kidnapping & assaulting a minor
-Assaulting a clown
-Feeding beer to a dog
-Leaving kids unsupervised at home
-Smoking in a school
-Verbally assaulting a school admin
-Breaking someone’s door & plate
-Threatening, kidnapping & assaulting a minor
-Assaulting a clown
-Feeding beer to a dog
-Leaving kids unsupervised at home
-Smoking in a school
-Verbally assaulting a school admin
-Breaking someone’s door & plate
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Uncle Buck is UNHINGED, but because he’s John Candy we (kinda) forgive him for:
-Threatening, kidnapping & assaulting a minor
-Assaulting a clown
-Feeding beer to a dog
-Leaving kids unsupervised at home
-Smoking in a school
-Verbally assaulting a school admin
-Breaking someone’s door & plate
-Threatening, kidnapping & assaulting a minor
-Assaulting a clown
-Feeding beer to a dog
-Leaving kids unsupervised at home
-Smoking in a school
-Verbally assaulting a school admin
-Breaking someone’s door & plate
I could have sworn it was called The Mendala Effect.
December 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I could have sworn it was called The Mendala Effect.
BREAKING: FIFA just awarded Katy Perry a prize for best astronaut.
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
BREAKING: FIFA just awarded Katy Perry a prize for best astronaut.
Is the Blue Jay global base balling tournament done? I haven’t checked since Halloween.
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Is the Blue Jay global base balling tournament done? I haven’t checked since Halloween.
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The Downtonverse:
Downton Abbey (2019)
Downton Abbey: A New Era (2022)
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (2025)
Downton Abbey: Insurrection (2027)
Downton Abbey: Die Another Day (2029)
Downton Abbey: Resurgence (2031)
Downton Abbey: Tokyo Drift (2033)
Downton Abbey Vs Godzilla (2035)
Downton Abbey (2019)
Downton Abbey: A New Era (2022)
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (2025)
Downton Abbey: Insurrection (2027)
Downton Abbey: Die Another Day (2029)
Downton Abbey: Resurgence (2031)
Downton Abbey: Tokyo Drift (2033)
Downton Abbey Vs Godzilla (2035)
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The Downtonverse:
Downton Abbey (2019)
Downton Abbey: A New Era (2022)
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (2025)
Downton Abbey: Insurrection (2027)
Downton Abbey: Die Another Day (2029)
Downton Abbey: Resurgence (2031)
Downton Abbey: Tokyo Drift (2033)
Downton Abbey Vs Godzilla (2035)
Downton Abbey (2019)
Downton Abbey: A New Era (2022)
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (2025)
Downton Abbey: Insurrection (2027)
Downton Abbey: Die Another Day (2029)
Downton Abbey: Resurgence (2031)
Downton Abbey: Tokyo Drift (2033)
Downton Abbey Vs Godzilla (2035)
Oh, you say you don’t like jazz?
Do you like the Charlie Brown holiday specials?
Do you like Twin Peaks?
Surprise asshole.
You like jazz.
Do you like the Charlie Brown holiday specials?
Do you like Twin Peaks?
Surprise asshole.
You like jazz.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Oh, you say you don’t like jazz?
Do you like the Charlie Brown holiday specials?
Do you like Twin Peaks?
Surprise asshole.
You like jazz.
Do you like the Charlie Brown holiday specials?
Do you like Twin Peaks?
Surprise asshole.
You like jazz.
Reposted by JR
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
I know a very inexpensive wedding D.J. but (be warned) he’ll be playing Mambo Number 4, Six Nation Army and 98 Luftballons.
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I know a very inexpensive wedding D.J. but (be warned) he’ll be playing Mambo Number 4, Six Nation Army and 98 Luftballons.
A few things that I find nightmarish:
-Mimes
-Clowns
-Skydiving
-Cruise ships
-Disney parks
-Rock climbing
-Rollercoasters
-Helicopter rides
-Bungee jumping
-Crowded beaches
-Concert mosh pits
-Children’s ball pits
-Hot air balloon rides
-Christmas shopping in a mall
-Calls from unlisted phone nbrs
-Mimes
-Clowns
-Skydiving
-Cruise ships
-Disney parks
-Rock climbing
-Rollercoasters
-Helicopter rides
-Bungee jumping
-Crowded beaches
-Concert mosh pits
-Children’s ball pits
-Hot air balloon rides
-Christmas shopping in a mall
-Calls from unlisted phone nbrs
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A few things that I find nightmarish:
-Mimes
-Clowns
-Skydiving
-Cruise ships
-Disney parks
-Rock climbing
-Rollercoasters
-Helicopter rides
-Bungee jumping
-Crowded beaches
-Concert mosh pits
-Children’s ball pits
-Hot air balloon rides
-Christmas shopping in a mall
-Calls from unlisted phone nbrs
-Mimes
-Clowns
-Skydiving
-Cruise ships
-Disney parks
-Rock climbing
-Rollercoasters
-Helicopter rides
-Bungee jumping
-Crowded beaches
-Concert mosh pits
-Children’s ball pits
-Hot air balloon rides
-Christmas shopping in a mall
-Calls from unlisted phone nbrs
Eating a Coffee Crisp while drinking tea and eating a tea biscuit while drinking coffee, I don’t give a shit anymore.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Eating a Coffee Crisp while drinking tea and eating a tea biscuit while drinking coffee, I don’t give a shit anymore.
Reposted by JR
CNN: The guy worth half a trillion dollars has just been awarded a trillion-dollar bonus
NYT: The president took a break from building a giant golden White House ballroom to eliminate SNAP benefits
CBS: It remains baffling that so many voters are willing to consider socialism
NYT: The president took a break from building a giant golden White House ballroom to eliminate SNAP benefits
CBS: It remains baffling that so many voters are willing to consider socialism
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
CNN: The guy worth half a trillion dollars has just been awarded a trillion-dollar bonus
NYT: The president took a break from building a giant golden White House ballroom to eliminate SNAP benefits
CBS: It remains baffling that so many voters are willing to consider socialism
NYT: The president took a break from building a giant golden White House ballroom to eliminate SNAP benefits
CBS: It remains baffling that so many voters are willing to consider socialism
Putting up Xmas decorations at this time of year would be like putting up your festive Labour Day decorations in mid July.
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Putting up Xmas decorations at this time of year would be like putting up your festive Labour Day decorations in mid July.
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I absolutely love that Tom Hanks is open about still masking in public. We need more of this!
Tom Hanks explains to Stephen Colbert why he masks on the subway:
"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."
Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.
"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."
Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I absolutely love that Tom Hanks is open about still masking in public. We need more of this!
Telling Gen Alpha that we can blame Cher for setting our clocks back an hour after her demands to turn back time were reluctantly met in 1989.
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Telling Gen Alpha that we can blame Cher for setting our clocks back an hour after her demands to turn back time were reluctantly met in 1989.
My gf terrified the kids yesterday evening…
#Halloween
#Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My gf terrified the kids yesterday evening…
#Halloween
#Halloween
NORAD is tracking Satan’s sled tonight; don’t worry folks despite the rain he’s coming for all the children. ❤️👹
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
NORAD is tracking Satan’s sled tonight; don’t worry folks despite the rain he’s coming for all the children. ❤️👹