juan dielman
@juantred.cheeseburger.org
Performance Artist, Cheeseburger Enthusiast. I love my cats.
I don’t own any fine china and at this point I never will.
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I don’t own any fine china and at this point I never will.
That Cher is something else, am I right?
December 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
That Cher is something else, am I right?
@ericindiana.bsky.social Wishingyouagreatseason.
December 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
@ericindiana.bsky.social Wishingyouagreatseason.
I don’t have a good feeling about 2026.
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I don’t have a good feeling about 2026.
I have been fortunate enough to have eaten great sandwiches around the world.
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I have been fortunate enough to have eaten great sandwiches around the world.
I’m in Chicago for the weekend and I only have one pair of pants.
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I’m in Chicago for the weekend and I only have one pair of pants.
How can I complain? Three people can be taking a dump at the same time in my house.
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
How can I complain? Three people can be taking a dump at the same time in my house.
They told me it wouldn’t matter.
September 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
They told me it wouldn’t matter.
Even shitty moms love their kids. Mostly.
September 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Even shitty moms love their kids. Mostly.
Ricotta da Velveeta
August 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Ricotta da Velveeta
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It's May! That means it's time for a new collection of incredible films on The Criterion Channel.
While you're there, check out my film IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING, narrated by the brilliant Stephen Fry.
www.criterionchannel.com/it-s-always-...
#Filmsky #Criterion #StephenFry
While you're there, check out my film IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING, narrated by the brilliant Stephen Fry.
www.criterionchannel.com/it-s-always-...
#Filmsky #Criterion #StephenFry
May 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It's May! That means it's time for a new collection of incredible films on The Criterion Channel.
While you're there, check out my film IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING, narrated by the brilliant Stephen Fry.
www.criterionchannel.com/it-s-always-...
#Filmsky #Criterion #StephenFry
While you're there, check out my film IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING, narrated by the brilliant Stephen Fry.
www.criterionchannel.com/it-s-always-...
#Filmsky #Criterion #StephenFry
And they’re gonna be like, “why are there capers on the counter?”
March 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
And they’re gonna be like, “why are there capers on the counter?”
No one I think is in my tree.
March 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
No one I think is in my tree.
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PRIMARY THEM ALL. EVEN THE RETIRING COWARDS. PRIMARY THEIR RETIRED LIVES. DONT LET THEM GO TO THE GROCERY STORE WITHOUT HEARING BOOOS.
Breaking — 10 Senate Democrats voted with Republicans to advance their funding bill, including:
Catherine Cortez Masto
Dick Durbin
John Fetterman
Kirsten Gillibrand
Maggie Hassan
Angus King
Gary Peters
Brian Schatz
Chuck Schumer
Jeanne Shaheen
Catherine Cortez Masto
Dick Durbin
John Fetterman
Kirsten Gillibrand
Maggie Hassan
Angus King
Gary Peters
Brian Schatz
Chuck Schumer
Jeanne Shaheen
March 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
PRIMARY THEM ALL. EVEN THE RETIRING COWARDS. PRIMARY THEIR RETIRED LIVES. DONT LET THEM GO TO THE GROCERY STORE WITHOUT HEARING BOOOS.
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Trying not to get worn down, despite waking up to a brand new bucket of bullshit every single day, requires the combined specialized training of Buddhist monks and Olympic athletes.
March 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Trying not to get worn down, despite waking up to a brand new bucket of bullshit every single day, requires the combined specialized training of Buddhist monks and Olympic athletes.
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Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
March 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
Reposted by juan dielman
This is not normal.
March 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This is not normal.
Is 58 too old to learn to play soccer?
February 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Is 58 too old to learn to play soccer?
It’s true; I’m a frozen food fan.
January 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It’s true; I’m a frozen food fan.
@ityslmemes.com Season 2, Episode 4. I’m literally laughing out loud.
January 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
@ityslmemes.com Season 2, Episode 4. I’m literally laughing out loud.
@ericindiana.bsky.social how do I make a splash here? If I’m diving into an empty pool I’ll probably end up paralyzed.
January 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
@ericindiana.bsky.social how do I make a splash here? If I’m diving into an empty pool I’ll probably end up paralyzed.
As a matter of fact, I do recall the best chicken fried steak I’ve ever had.
January 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
As a matter of fact, I do recall the best chicken fried steak I’ve ever had.
“Can I get a soup after?”
January 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“Can I get a soup after?”
“I’ve got a shoe back there”
January 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“I’ve got a shoe back there”