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@jules.iftherewerenointer.net
My wife (@katharinegails.art) is a ginger 👩🏻🦰
Our baby is dope af 👶🏽
I make the internet 👨🏾💻
2x Racine Raiders national champion 🏈
Our baby is dope af 👶🏽
I make the internet 👨🏾💻
2x Racine Raiders national champion 🏈
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@jules.iftherewerenointer.net
· Jul 19
long may your big jib draw and all that
Watching Balto. Forgot how much this movie rips.
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Watching Balto. Forgot how much this movie rips.
Fucking love when this happens.
PR comment: maybe remove this...
PR comment: maybe remove this...
January 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Fucking love when this happens.
PR comment: maybe remove this...
PR comment: maybe remove this...
As much as I love dunking on my wife (and most of her family) when we beat the Bears, meaningful games are pretty cool.
The Bears being good and Packers and Bears playing meaningful games against each other is pretty cool.
When I grew up, the Bears mostly kicked the shit out of us.
When my kids grew up, the Packers mostly kicked the shit out of the Bears.
It’s better for football when these games mean something.
When I grew up, the Bears mostly kicked the shit out of us.
When my kids grew up, the Packers mostly kicked the shit out of the Bears.
It’s better for football when these games mean something.
January 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
As much as I love dunking on my wife (and most of her family) when we beat the Bears, meaningful games are pretty cool.
Somebody send help. I saw my wife doing her insurance processing work for her sister's therapy practice and now I have an idea for a new piece of software that might help with her workflow. #devLife
January 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Somebody send help. I saw my wife doing her insurance processing work for her sister's therapy practice and now I have an idea for a new piece of software that might help with her workflow. #devLife
Genuinely sucks to think "probably shouldn't go to that store because ICE might be lurking around" when planning your day...
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Genuinely sucks to think "probably shouldn't go to that store because ICE might be lurking around" when planning your day...
Android moving to biannual AOSP releases is kinda lame for the community and another sign of them closing off the platform. On the one hand, and as a Pixel user, it should mean more stability, but on the other hand it'll slow down development of third party stuff which chips away at the "open" part.
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Android moving to biannual AOSP releases is kinda lame for the community and another sign of them closing off the platform. On the one hand, and as a Pixel user, it should mean more stability, but on the other hand it'll slow down development of third party stuff which chips away at the "open" part.
I'm still flabbergasted that Flappy Bird was pulling in $50k a day
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I'm still flabbergasted that Flappy Bird was pulling in $50k a day
BEHOLD MY WIFE'S ART
Remembering the ones we've loved and lost by visiting the places that bring back the happiest memories. ❤️
This is the shoe tree my grandpa took me to as a kid and it was the most magical place. #kidlitartpostcard #kidlit #kidlitart
Looking for rep. check out my portfolio @katharinegails.art
This is the shoe tree my grandpa took me to as a kid and it was the most magical place. #kidlitartpostcard #kidlit #kidlitart
Looking for rep. check out my portfolio @katharinegails.art
January 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
BEHOLD MY WIFE'S ART
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A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
January 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Look at my wife's art, y'all! #expandingHorizons
January 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Look at my wife's art, y'all! #expandingHorizons
Merry Bridgemas!!!
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Merry Bridgemas!!!
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December 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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It's hilarious to me that last night while watching the new Pluribus I turned to Katharine and said, "damn, they're making some good television here, huh?" and today I'm seeing a bunch of people saying it was the most boring episode ever.
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It's hilarious to me that last night while watching the new Pluribus I turned to Katharine and said, "damn, they're making some good television here, huh?" and today I'm seeing a bunch of people saying it was the most boring episode ever.
Can confirm. We just had a Christmas cookie decorating party at our house yesterday and this is the cleanest our house has been since the last time we hosted people 😁
Millennials/Gen Z
Ima hold your hand when I say this:
Host more parties/kickbacks/hangs at your place
I KNOW
BUT! consider
1) forces you to socialize
2) AND THIS IS THE BIG ONE
forces you to clean
Ima hold your hand when I say this:
Host more parties/kickbacks/hangs at your place
I KNOW
BUT! consider
1) forces you to socialize
2) AND THIS IS THE BIG ONE
forces you to clean
December 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Can confirm. We just had a Christmas cookie decorating party at our house yesterday and this is the cleanest our house has been since the last time we hosted people 😁
For some reason, my toddler feels the need to whisper everything in my ear tonight. On the one hand, it's better than yelling. On the other, he's an *aggressive* whisperer.
a close up of two cartoon characters kissing with a heart in the middle
Alt: Dexter from Dexter's Lab whispering in a girl's ear.
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
For some reason, my toddler feels the need to whisper everything in my ear tonight. On the one hand, it's better than yelling. On the other, he's an *aggressive* whisperer.
Made a double smoked ham yesterday with a glaze that would make you punt Baxter off a bridge. Shout out to @katharinegails.art for always rocking the prep!
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Made a double smoked ham yesterday with a glaze that would make you punt Baxter off a bridge. Shout out to @katharinegails.art for always rocking the prep!
Time is a government construct.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Time is a government construct.
Kid slept all night in his new bed and got himself up, turned on the light, and played quietly this morning.
dwight schrute from the office is wearing glasses and a suit and tie .
Alt: dwight schrute from the office is wearing glasses and a suit and tie throwing his fists in the air triumphantly with the text "YES" overlayed.
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Kid slept all night in his new bed and got himself up, turned on the light, and played quietly this morning.
Lions unis are disgusting 🔥
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Lions unis are disgusting 🔥