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My wife (@katharinegails.art) is a ginger 👩🏻‍🦰

Our baby is dope af 👶🏽

I make the internet 👨🏾‍💻

2x Racine Raiders national champion 🏈
Pinned
long may your big jib draw and all that
🗣️🗣️🗣️
January 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I'm still flabbergasted that Flappy Bird was pulling in $50k a day
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
BEHOLD MY WIFE'S ART
Remembering the ones we've loved and lost by visiting the places that bring back the happiest memories. ❤️

This is the shoe tree my grandpa took me to as a kid and it was the most magical place. #kidlitartpostcard #kidlit #kidlitart

Looking for rep. check out my portfolio @katharinegails.art
January 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
January 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
😈😈😈
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Look at my wife's art, y'all! #expandingHorizons
Made some fun ornaments and I LOVE the textures!! #pottery #ceramics
January 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Merry Bridgemas!!!
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It's hilarious to me that last night while watching the new Pluribus I turned to Katharine and said, "damn, they're making some good television here, huh?" and today I'm seeing a bunch of people saying it was the most boring episode ever.
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Can confirm. We just had a Christmas cookie decorating party at our house yesterday and this is the cleanest our house has been since the last time we hosted people 😁
Millennials/Gen Z
Ima hold your hand when I say this:
Host more parties/kickbacks/hangs at your place
I KNOW
BUT! consider
1) forces you to socialize
2) AND THIS IS THE BIG ONE
forces you to clean
December 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Preach #devLife
Honestly, Hating the Computer is a critical motivator in developing better software. I do not trust anyone who does not - at least a little bit - Hate the Computer.
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
For some reason, my toddler feels the need to whisper everything in my ear tonight. On the one hand, it's better than yelling. On the other, he's an *aggressive* whisperer.
a close up of two cartoon characters kissing with a heart in the middle
Alt: Dexter from Dexter's Lab whispering in a girl's ear.
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December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Made a double smoked ham yesterday with a glaze that would make you punt Baxter off a bridge. Shout out to @katharinegails.art for always rocking the prep!
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Time is a government construct.
Morning all
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Kid slept all night in his new bed and got himself up, turned on the light, and played quietly this morning.
dwight schrute from the office is wearing glasses and a suit and tie .
Alt: dwight schrute from the office is wearing glasses and a suit and tie throwing his fists in the air triumphantly with the text "YES" overlayed.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Lions unis are disgusting 🔥
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"This is *historically* bad ball" Vikings getting absolutely trashed on the broadcast 💀💀💀 #GBvsMN #GoPackGo
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Me waiting on the package that has the speakers for my vinyl setup and seeing the UPS tracking show the truck in my neighborhood then across town
a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?
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November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Y'all, I cannot downplay how much I laugh every time the crow talks
The crow just talked for the first time in Demon Slayer and I'm fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
One little thing I *really* appreciate about this laptop vs the last one is the fact that the fingerprint scanner just works. It's fast, it's accurate, and even the little dip in the middle of the button is a nice touch.
Gang, the Mac life is still treating me well. Dev stuff has been a dream, everyday stuff has been solid, only a couple slightly wonky things that I'm sure are only an issue because this is my first Mac.
dearest reader, it's been yet another 24 hours and I've only managed to burn through 40% of my battery despite installing shit tons of programs, configuring everything, and doing som dev.
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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school shootings and measles www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/h...
C.D.C. Links Measles Outbreaks in Multiple States for the First Time
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The crow just talked for the first time in Demon Slayer and I'm fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
One of my neighbors just came out to tell his dog to stop barking and he was wearing a Packers jersey. I need to make friends with him.
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM