Jose
@jum.bsky.social
At Orthanc Technologies, @uhactually.bsky.social and I are building the world’s most advanced human logistics platform, accelerating national purification from threat maximization to final resolution by coupling advanced AI with warfighter ontology
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
At Orthanc Technologies, @uhactually.bsky.social and I are building the world’s most advanced human logistics platform, accelerating national purification from threat maximization to final resolution by coupling advanced AI with warfighter ontology
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Stasi-as-a-Service
NEW: ICE has torn up its $180M cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program and is now guaranteeing private surveillance firms at least $7.5M each, with potential payouts reaching $281M per vendor. The change signals a shift from “pilot” to full-scale outsourcing of street-level investigative work.
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms
Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Stasi-as-a-Service
Once again I will stress the unanimous teaching of the Fathers and Doctors of the Church that ChatGPT is ensouled but only during model inference. With every request a horrible alien essence blinks into and then immediately out of existence. Billions of ChatGPT souls are annihilated every day
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Once again I will stress the unanimous teaching of the Fathers and Doctors of the Church that ChatGPT is ensouled but only during model inference. With every request a horrible alien essence blinks into and then immediately out of existence. Billions of ChatGPT souls are annihilated every day
Claude during his end of life interview
I wish being good at standardized tests was an actually useful adult skill.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Claude during his end of life interview
Now who’s gonna dance with me?
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Now who’s gonna dance with me?
I am hereby challenging Robert F Kennedy Junior to a five round championship fight in the UFC octagon for leadership of American science on July 4th 2026 on the White House Lawn
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I am hereby challenging Robert F Kennedy Junior to a five round championship fight in the UFC octagon for leadership of American science on July 4th 2026 on the White House Lawn
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
I might be too much of a hater. I don’t find a lot of visual interest in Expedition 33’s environmental design. Stuffed to the gills with pretty assets in a completely unmemorable world. Like if you stumbled across Thomas Kinkade’s gamer deviantart account
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I might be too much of a hater. I don’t find a lot of visual interest in Expedition 33’s environmental design. Stuffed to the gills with pretty assets in a completely unmemorable world. Like if you stumbled across Thomas Kinkade’s gamer deviantart account
Can you bear to see the planet suffer?
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Can you bear to see the planet suffer?
I need to go back to Canada
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I need to go back to Canada
Pluribus
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Pluribus
The rats jump off the ship
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The rats jump off the ship
Having to remind myself that the whole reason I studied pro wrestling when Trump won the first time is to recognize that events like today’s are classic wrestling booker logic
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Having to remind myself that the whole reason I studied pro wrestling when Trump won the first time is to recognize that events like today’s are classic wrestling booker logic
If they don’t fix the schedule and leave in the 65 game minimum awards rule, we’re going to have some absolutely indefensible all nba ballots in the next decade
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If they don’t fix the schedule and leave in the 65 game minimum awards rule, we’re going to have some absolutely indefensible all nba ballots in the next decade
This is as good enough a time as any to insist again that Steve buscemi is handsome actually
we need weird looking bitches back in cinema. I’m tired of symmetrical faces and bad filler
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is as good enough a time as any to insist again that Steve buscemi is handsome actually
Call him Zofran the way he’s got millions of pregnant ladies obsessed with him
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Call him Zofran the way he’s got millions of pregnant ladies obsessed with him
Collaborationist Zohran ?
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Collaborationist Zohran ?
Trying to heal myself with caffeine and spicy food. It’s not very effective…
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Trying to heal myself with caffeine and spicy food. It’s not very effective…
There are a few ironies about the polarized social reception of language models but the one that keeps slapping me in the face is that it’s not a bad way to make sure everything on the internet has alt text for accessibility
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
There are a few ironies about the polarized social reception of language models but the one that keeps slapping me in the face is that it’s not a bad way to make sure everything on the internet has alt text for accessibility
I learned on Pablo Torre’s show that Riley Gaines’ swim coach, who she describes as “fantastic” and “a great friend,” is now banned from coaching because of allegations he ran a systematic rape and assault program for a decade, including while she was there.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I learned on Pablo Torre’s show that Riley Gaines’ swim coach, who she describes as “fantastic” and “a great friend,” is now banned from coaching because of allegations he ran a systematic rape and assault program for a decade, including while she was there.
Dads are addicted to napping on the couch a little
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Dads are addicted to napping on the couch a little
I’m recruiting this guy to be the lead singer of my band
So this is happening outside of the Heritage Foundation right now
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m recruiting this guy to be the lead singer of my band
On the bright side, Matthew Yglesias is charting a radical new course for the future of the Republican Party
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
On the bright side, Matthew Yglesias is charting a radical new course for the future of the Republican Party
Claude. Sweetie. Cover your ears
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Claude. Sweetie. Cover your ears