J-ON the Grudge
@justjonk.bsky.social
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justjonk.bsky.social
Is Ghosts of Yotei successful enough that I can wait till the end of the month to buy it as a birthday present for myself?
justjonk.bsky.social
So admittedly I don’t have a worm in my brain helping me, but I’m pretty sure babies aren’t ever in placentas. That seems kinda like something the chief government official in charge of medicine should know, right? Maybe for the soulless ghouls who run this place it works different
atrupar.com
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
justjonk.bsky.social
I get no DMs whatsoever
justjonk.bsky.social
Excuse me if I’m not impressed by a ceasefire in a war that should’ve ended over a year ago and was artificially prolonged to help Trump win the election and prevent Bibi from facing criminal and political consequences.
justjonk.bsky.social
I completely forgot I had a paper due for a class and told my professor my printer had broken that morning. I ran home after class and cranked out an 8 page paper to email to him in an hour and half. Fuck your ChatGpt
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
justjonk.bsky.social
Gotta say I’m really pulling for a Mariners/Brewers WS but I will happily settle for a Jays/Brewers.
justjonk.bsky.social
I mean it’ll happen, for sure. It’s just that even the deluded, brain rot addled old codgers who’ve lost their capacity for critical thought will pause as a menagerie of inflatable critters stands before gas mask clad stormtroopers and a neuron or two will fire as they note that this is all absurd
justjonk.bsky.social
This is genuinely one of the best tactics for these protests. When you look fucking stupid as hell, dressed like a goof, and stand facing off against a bunch of over armed, jackbooted thugs it makes it really difficult for them to spin this as a military insurgency. Like, really? The frog?
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
justjonk.bsky.social
I really wish there was a way that the Mariners could win a WS but still have Josh Naylor not get a ring. I’m still too traumatized about what he’s done to me over the years as a Sox fan.
justjonk.bsky.social
Man, not even included in the poll… ouch
justjonk.bsky.social
You’re probably right but it’s very hard not to be extremely angry with them and their governor for going along with this crap. I know it’s really easy to say “just quit” and a whole different thing to actually do it, but it still really troubles me how little push back we’ve seen from the troops
justjonk.bsky.social
She’s an independent conservative who swapped to the Democratic Party in 17. She’s run three times in the state and never won a single time despite raising record amounts of cash from out of state. She’s a centrist Democrat who tends to run on maintaining the status quo, which hasn’t really worked
justjonk.bsky.social
Dude. If these guys already look like this Chicago is going to be very bad for them. The sausages, the Italian Beef, the Pizza. These guys are all gonna have heart attacks
esqueer.net
Texas National Guard arrives in Illinois. They're calling them Meal Team 6.
justjonk.bsky.social
Standard Cheetos or Flamin Hots?
justjonk.bsky.social
Maybe I’m imagining it, but does it kind of feel like Newsom’s haircuts are getting worse as he gets more anti-LGBTQ? Like some brave hairdresser is getting revenge for him being a twat.
lgbtqnation.com
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
justjonk.bsky.social
In an era of extreme hustle and grinder culture, remember the virtue of laziness, my friends. How many wonderful steps in human progress are taken purely cause some jerk didn’t feel like working so hard?
justjonk.bsky.social
100% this
ashleylynch.bsky.social
I could be wrong, but Dems should be centering entirely around messaging that Stephen Miller is the defacto POTUS despite no one voting for him and he's keeping a dementia ridden stroke victim Weekend at Bernies puppet in office while he illegally usurps control.
theatlantic.com
Stephen Miller is portraying opposition to Donald Trump in any form, including by judges issuing legal rulings, as an illegal rebellion, Jonathan Chait argues:
justjonk.bsky.social
“She died like she lived; making those cheeks clap.”
justjonk.bsky.social
I don’t think your reaction is in any way overblown. It’s completely valid. And you’re absolutely spot on that it fucking sucks. You’d hope they’d choose to be kind instead of critical and angry.
justjonk.bsky.social
I get it, tbh. People have so little control on the real world be it their job, school, politics, whatever. The internet makes them feel powerful because at least here they can feel like they have a modicum of control. They can actually impact other people, even if it is negative.
justjonk.bsky.social
Not to mention the vaccines need to be refrigerated so now you need triple the space.
justjonk.bsky.social
Yeah, they’re really, really convincing
justjonk.bsky.social
One tends to look like a dipshit when they are a dipshit. You wouldn’t ask why a duck looks like a duck…
justjonk.bsky.social
That’s the thing - kids are unfortunately going to be exposed to suicide and rape as they step further and further into the real world. I would rather they have the vocabulary to understand and label these horrors than to try to smooth over the hard edges and pretend they don’t exist.