✨justplainlovely✨🔞
@justplainlovely.bsky.social
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she/her | 18+ | monster fucking | fandom | writing | unhappily American 🇺🇸 | disabled 😷 | mostly ghoulcy brainrot 🌈✨🎭🎶🎻🧑🏼‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏿 tenderq’s may want to avoid me ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/justplainlovely/works
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justplainlovely.bsky.social
🫘 the bean thread! 🫘

i’ve got A LOT of bean recipes, so i’ll be adding incrementally
justplainlovely.bsky.social
i hope a solar flare wipes it all out
justplainlovely.bsky.social
ghoulcy can’t be father/daughter cuz that’s peepaw!
Cooper “The Ghoul” Howard screwing the cap back into his canteen
he’s got a little smirk on his face cuz he just dumped his water to teehee at Lucy, his eyes hidden beneath the brim of his hat
justplainlovely.bsky.social
i can’t way to show y’all this beauty when i create her in november 🥰
justplainlovely.bsky.social
1️⃣2️⃣ Tofu Holiday Roast
Bean Thread Number 12: Tofu Holiday Roast (1/3)

Ingredients:
14 oz extra-firm tofu
1 orange, sliced
20 whole cloves
For the marinade:
1/4 cup olive oil
1/4 cup low-sodium soy sauce
1/4 cup brown sugar
1 1/2 tbsp liquid smoke
1 tsp yellow mustard
1 tsp paprika
3 cloves garlic, minced 2 tsp onion powder
1 tsp black pepper
For the glaze:
1.5 tbsp whiskey
1/4 tsp orange zest
1/2 cup orange juice
11/2 tbsp dark brown sugar
2 tbsp cranberry sauce (smooth)
1/4 tsp salt
1 tsp paprika
1/3 tsp black pepper
optional add-ins: 1/4 tsp red chili flakes, 1/4 tsp ground ginger Bean Thread Number 12: Tofu Holiday Roast (2/3)

Directions:
1. Most people press their tofu to get the excess moisture out, but for this recipe I recommend freezing the tofu and then thawing it out the day before you want to prepare. Really makes the marinade stick! (If you're pressing, make sure to do it on each side for 15 minutes beneath a heavy pan. You want the surface to feel as dry as possible.)
2. Whisk the marinade together. Set the tofu in the smallest dish that it fits in with room around the sides. Pour the marinade over your tofu block and cover it. Marinate for 24 hours, flipping over the tofu about halfway through. If you can do so more frequently, even better. Each time, spoon some of the marinade from the sides over the top. The goal is to get as much into the tofu as possible.
3. When the tofu has marinated and is ready to bake, preheat the oven to 375° F and line a small baking dish (9x13 or smaller) with parchment paper. Line the orange slices on the bottom and place the marinated tofu Bean Thread Number 12: Tofu Holiday Roast (3/3)

block on top of them. Take a small, sharp knife and score the top of the tofu in diamonds. Place whole cloves, round side up, in between the lines.
4. Bake for 60 minutes, checking the tofu occasionally. Take it out sooner if the edges are getting too dark.
5. While the tofu is baking, add all of the glaze ingredients to a saucepan and stir to combine them. Bring to a boil, then lower to a simmer. Simmer for about 25-30 minutes, or until reduced by about half and thickened. (You can also prepare this glaze while the tofu is marinating and refrigerate until needed. It will be quite sticky, but it'll save time and kitchen space!)
6. Take the tofu out and pour the glaze all over top. Return it to the oven and bake for 10-15 minutes, until the glaze is thickened onto the tofu roast and just starting to darken at the edges.
Keep checking it until it looks like it's about to start burning. That's when it's done!
7. Let your tofu roast rest for about 15 minutes. Remove the cloves and burnt oranges before serving.
justplainlovely.bsky.social
1️⃣2️⃣ Tofu Holiday Roast
Bean Thread Number 12: Tofu Holiday Roast (1/3)

Ingredients:
14 oz extra-firm tofu
1 orange, sliced
20 whole cloves
For the marinade:
1/4 cup olive oil
1/4 cup low-sodium soy sauce
1/4 cup brown sugar
1 1/2 tbsp liquid smoke
1 tsp yellow mustard
1 tsp paprika
3 cloves garlic, minced 2 tsp onion powder
1 tsp black pepper
For the glaze:
1.5 tbsp whiskey
1/4 tsp orange zest
1/2 cup orange juice
11/2 tbsp dark brown sugar
2 tbsp cranberry sauce (smooth)
1/4 tsp salt
1 tsp paprika
1/3 tsp black pepper
optional add-ins: 1/4 tsp red chili flakes, 1/4 tsp ground ginger Bean Thread Number 12: Tofu Holiday Roast (2/3)

Directions:
1. Most people press their tofu to get the excess moisture out, but for this recipe I recommend freezing the tofu and then thawing it out the day before you want to prepare. Really makes the marinade stick! (If you're pressing, make sure to do it on each side for 15 minutes beneath a heavy pan. You want the surface to feel as dry as possible.)
2. Whisk the marinade together. Set the tofu in the smallest dish that it fits in with room around the sides. Pour the marinade over your tofu block and cover it. Marinate for 24 hours, flipping over the tofu about halfway through. If you can do so more frequently, even better. Each time, spoon some of the marinade from the sides over the top. The goal is to get as much into the tofu as possible.
3. When the tofu has marinated and is ready to bake, preheat the oven to 375° F and line a small baking dish (9x13 or smaller) with parchment paper. Line the orange slices on the bottom and place the marinated tofu Bean Thread Number 12: Tofu Holiday Roast (3/3)

block on top of them. Take a small, sharp knife and score the top of the tofu in diamonds. Place whole cloves, round side up, in between the lines.
4. Bake for 60 minutes, checking the tofu occasionally. Take it out sooner if the edges are getting too dark.
5. While the tofu is baking, add all of the glaze ingredients to a saucepan and stir to combine them. Bring to a boil, then lower to a simmer. Simmer for about 25-30 minutes, or until reduced by about half and thickened. (You can also prepare this glaze while the tofu is marinating and refrigerate until needed. It will be quite sticky, but it'll save time and kitchen space!)
6. Take the tofu out and pour the glaze all over top. Return it to the oven and bake for 10-15 minutes, until the glaze is thickened onto the tofu roast and just starting to darken at the edges.
Keep checking it until it looks like it's about to start burning. That's when it's done!
7. Let your tofu roast rest for about 15 minutes. Remove the cloves and burnt oranges before serving.
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nhannahjones.bsky.social
For those who don’t intimately understand how news works and why Bari Weiss’s unearned elevation to head of CBS News matters, I’d recommend watching this in entirety. Also, will forever point out irony of how an admitted DEI hire thinks her hire was meritorious while Black people’s aren’t.
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faeriegasm.bsky.social
They’re talking about “porn addiction” on bluesky as if it’s real LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH
faeriegasm.bsky.social
They’re talking about “porn addiction” on Twitter as if it’s real lord give me strength
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aubreygilleran.bsky.social
I need to write about this, but I've been telling people that one reason I still feel somewhat optimistic about the future is that, as a high school teacher, I get a good ground-floor view of just how cooked these monsters are. In terms of preventing cultural changes, they've already lost. 1/
jamellebouie.net
a key thing about vought — and all of these guys — is that they have a totally top down and hierarchical vision of the world. they believe that the cultural changes they hate can be turned off by destroying the federal government because they can’t imagine that they emerged bottom-up in society
thomaszimmer.bsky.social
What he’s railing against is a profound shift in culture, status… He’s obsessed with the idea that America is controlled by a leftist “ruling elite” - but “elite” isn’t defined socio-economically or by political power, it means something like: Getting to define “real America” and who gets to belong.
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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ezrez.bsky.social
there is a new age verification bill in california backed by google, meta, and snap thats being aggressively opposed by Hollywood and for once I’m on the side of Hollywood
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justplainlovely.bsky.social
i wanted to move to Portland years ago
now i’m thinking i may try it again cuz they know what’s up
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ritwells.bsky.social
i always hesitate to post these things but with all the extra expenses lately i’m behind on this month’s rent by about $50 and owe a payment tonight - if anyone has any suggestions or if you would like to help, my ko-fi is ko-fi.com/ritwells
justplainlovely.bsky.social
i got a flare up from shaking out a trash bag

yes. a flimsy piece of plastic.

anyway, this is why my fics take so long to finish/write and i really wish my medical team would listen to me instead of prescribing me OTCs or blaming everything on anxiety
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threnody.bsky.social
hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵
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boobkiwi.bsky.social
Not that this could happen or anything … haha I’m a totally normal girl >~<
A comic depicting two women, one unnamed the other with pink hair named Kiwi. 

Transcript:

“Wait arn't you Kiwi!? I've seen your art on Bluesky!”

“OMG that's crazy haha, never thought I'd be recognized! Thank you!”
“Can you do something for me?”
“Yeah of course!” (Holy shit she's so pretty)

“Get down on your fucking knees!”
Huh”
Kiwi sucking the unnamed girls dick 

The unnamed girl says “Holy shit she's actually doing it! OMG! she was not joking about being a desperate slut! People have got to see how pathetic you actually are! You'll just let me do anything to you, huh?”
(Damn, maybe I should just keep her!)

Kiwi thinks:

“Someone, help...
She didn’t even say she liked my art… “
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angelluiscolon.com
This is eco-fascist propaganda.
cnn.com
CNN @cnn.com · 8d
The people who are most vulnerable to the hard-to-breathe air that comes with climate change may inadvertently be adding to the problem, new research finds. https://cnn.it/4pWQMoh
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goedharted.bsky.social
New contender for best first chapter title of all time
IRRESISTIBLE BASTARD
MEETS IMMOVABLE BITCH from Brigitte Knightley’s THE IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO FALL FOR YOUR ENEMY
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onlysoulhere.bsky.social
Sketch because I'm missing them. #ghoulcy #vaultghoul #fallout
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supernovasage.bsky.social
"the cracks that let the light shine through"
#ghoulcy #vaultghoul #fallouttv

9.9k words | rated E | cooper POV |
post season one | enemies to lovers |
developing relationship | mild hurt/comfort |

archiveofourown.org/works/71662471