unlikely darling
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unlikely darling
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Thought my friends stopped throwing parties years ago but the truth is every February they've been having a whole month of parties called "the month of love" that single people aren't allowed to come to. These are the only parties they throw anymore.
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Video of his remarks where he says, verbatim, that one of his jobs as leader is to funnel more aid to Israel

75% of Democratic voters oppose sending Israel more military aid, as do 66% of independents and 60% of Americans overall according to recent polling
February 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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People say we can't compare this to the Third Reich because of the atrocities but we only found out about the atrocities after the fact when it was all said and done and we're not done with this yet so I am sure the worst stomach churning shit has yet to be revealed.
ICYMI: The US is currently holding three times as many people in immigrant detention as were detained in the Nazi concentration camp system in spring 1939 — six years into the Third Reich, and just before the start of World War II.
February 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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“Every worker soon to lose their status is receiving “$2,000 and a hug” from the center; many residents are contributing more out of their own pockets.” 😢

www.jta.org/2026/01/30/u...
'Reminds me of Anne Frank': Jewish seniors are offering to hide their Haitian caregivers as Trump's TPS end looms - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
The end of Temporary Protected Status has Holocaust survivors offering to hide Haitian staffers, according to the CEO of a senior-living center in Florida.
www.jta.org
February 1, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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I can’t stress this enough. The state of 4th Amendment law is that the cops can’t force you to type in a passcode but they can force you to swipe your finger or present your face. Never stop using passcodes/passwords to unlock your devices. And consider additional code to unlock Signal.
The FBI was able to access Washington Post reporter Hannah Natanson's Signal messages because she used Signal on her work laptop. The laptop accepted Touch ID for authentication, meaning the agents were allowed to require her to unlock it. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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#Benuary - 31 - Pirates Of The Caribbean

#reyloart #reyloau
January 31, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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It would be SO EASY to greenlight. The script is completed and acquired. You have a director. The leads would sign on. Ample capital. The industry NEEDS jobs. What do fans need to do for you to realize it's a step in the right direction? #TheHuntForBenSolo #DigitalRallyForBenSolo
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 AM
My dad has been living this cycle for decades with overexercising instead of seeing a therapist. He's injured himself so many times that he can only walk now. But don't worry, *this time* he learned his lesson. He just needs a few more mental rules. 🙄 Never heard that before.
January 29, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Y'all why does this exist??? 😭 this is official merch! idk what the specific implications are but I know they're salacious #starwars
January 29, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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edit of the day: “leia I promise the kid is fine and we were NOT stealing anything”
January 29, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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ben/kylo & rey edits I’ve made that I think look good together (for fics or whatever you like)

a thread:
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Prince Ben while Rey is holding off 3 attackers #reyloprompt
January 28, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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criminal/nun
January 28, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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RIP Captain Georg Von Trapp, you would have loved using whistles to fight fascists
January 27, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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This is nothing. ICE and DHS need to be outright abolished. Call Schumer's offices and make it known.
January 28, 2026 at 9:13 PM
There's a restaurant I've been to with a dish called Taco Mi Rey and it sounds like a Reylo fic title
January 28, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Make it make sense
January 28, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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Please unfollow the altnps account. It's a do-nothing, disinfo slop mill that's trying to figure out how to Q-Anon the left for future profit, and that is not news.
AltNPS posted about Alex Pretti's murder 25 times since this morning. During that time, they spread misinformation about the shooting, lied about knowing the shooter's name, and generally flooded the zone with shit.

They're trying to milk this story for all it's worth.
January 26, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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🚨MN EMERGENCY RESOURCES🚨
For protest arrestee legal support, contact National Lawyers Guild Minnesota at: (612) 444-2654
To report ICE misconduct and constitutional violations, go to: aclu-mn.org/request-lega...

LOCAL ORGS TO FOLLOW & DONATE TO
standwithminnesota.com
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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If a non-citizen neighbor gets kidnapped by ICE, you supposedly have about 4-5 hours to file a habeas petition in Minnesota to prevent ICE from shipping people to Texas. They are moving people that quickly regardless of whether or not they have legal status.
January 27, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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this isn't The Big Win but it is a big win and people should feel great about it.
January 26, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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“LET US OUT!”

women & children scream for help inside a detention camp in TEXAS, where private prisons like core civic make billions of taxpayer dollars holding them while abusing, neglecting them, refusing them health care, feeding them dirty food & water, etc.

In our name🇺🇸
January 26, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Fun fact: Your local bookstore is doing more to protect you and your neighbors than Amazon is.
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 PM