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🔞. she/hymns. an og reylo™️. i ♡ pulp genre love stories. sometime poet. mysteriously ill, variously queer. houstonian chicagoan. terfs & swerfs gtfo. most holy Birthgiver Of God, save us.
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as I mentioned last week or so, adapted/"re-translated" The Battle Hymn Of The Republic for our contemporary America. Before I posted I wanted to sing it around the house awhile to make sure it flowed right. With greatest respect towards Julia Ward Howe:
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3 journalists were either gassed, pepper sprayed, or hit with pepper balls today. One of them (a Minnesota Public Radio journalist) had to be hospitalized.

Also, St. Paul police managed to brutalize two state representatives during all this.

Just a sickening rampage
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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when local police are their own entity that answer to no one
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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going to be a bluesky killjoy but i don't like this prompt. i don't like how normalized this concept has been in the blink of an eye. it's bad.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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I love the idea of Sinners just periodically returning to IMAX every quarter so everyone who wants to see it, can
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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20 years ago, neighbors fought to keep 21 acres of green space from being turned into a Home Depot. Today, the Dunning Read Natural Area is an oasis of natural plants and important wetlands. blockclubchi.co/48A3liI
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Creature again because I had another idea while drawing previous Frankenstein fan art
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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update: still in love
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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It's #TiredTuesday art share, share the art you didn't make because you're tired and then forget to tag someone else because you took a nap instead
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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When your cat takes the family photo.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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The zip ties on the infant's wrists directly reference the children who were zip-tied by agents during a raid on a Chicago apartment building earlier this year, where most residents were U.S. citizens: a stark reminder that enforcement terror does not discriminate by documentation status.
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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You can’t make me engage in Pie Discourse. I refuse. Y’all need spiritual healing.
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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赤ずきんちゃん。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
Little Red Riding Hood
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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putting 'petit bourgeoisie' on the high shelf until baby leftists figure out who that actually refers to.
We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Re: previous post - People who steal art of any kind are assholes, full stop. If *you* deserve to be paid for your labor, so do I - and so does everybody else; this means writers, visual artists, musicians, and every other category of People Who Make Things.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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not so pro-life after all
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Video Essayists were a lay priesthood common to the late American empire, whose primary function was to classify Toys as either ruined by woke, or secretly leftist.
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Winnie remains small and ridiculously cute.
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I actually gasped when I saw that this resource guide was put out there to help folks. *That's* what I'm talking about.

Librarians are the freaking best, y'all. Book it. Done.
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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A recently discovered canid is making their home along the coast of LA. They’re classified as coyotes, but Red Wolf ancestry gives them bigger ears, and longer legs.

Scientists are working to better understand these hybrids and what they mean for the future of canids in the region.

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Marshland mashup: Red wolf-coyote hybrids adapt to coastal Louisiana • Louisiana Illuminator
A new kind of creature is making its home where the prairies of Southwest Louisiana turn into brackish coastal marshes.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Last month, the Tule River Indian Tribe purchased 17,000 acres of their ancestral lands where they are reintroducing tule elk. The purchase was partly funded by California’s Tribal Nature-Based Solutions Grant, which funds tribal land return projects. www.latimes.com/california/s....
Elk are again roaming on lands that California has returned to the Tule River Indian Tribe
Tribal leaders and Gov. Gavin Newsom gathered Wednesday to mark the return of 17,000 acres of ancestral land to the Tule River Indian tribe.
www.latimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM