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taco’s
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Sure yeah the Avs but I haven’t heard a thing about the Mams recently 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
it’s already thanksgiving in china
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
😍
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Avs simply cannot stop scoring
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Who funds Pablo! [skipping the ad reads in the the podcast] I'm doing detective work!
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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The embattled FBI director found himself embarrassingly out of the loop during a news conference on the shooting of National Guard members.
Keystone Kash Vows to Track Down National Guard Shooter Already in Hospital
The embattled FBI director found himself embarrassingly out of the loop during a news conference on the shooting of National Guard members.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Paging Kris Bryant.
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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THEY SAID YOU AINT ALLOWED TO DRINK MELTED DOWN YUM DINGERS WITH EVERCLEAR AND FLAT FAYGO WHILE YOU DRIVE A CHEVY LUV TRUCK THROUGH A LIVE TRACTOR PULL YOU NEEDED TO REGISTER FOR! WE’RE GONNA MAKE SURE THEY LET HER HAVE HER MEDICINAL GANDER MOUNTAIN PRIVILEGES BROTHER!
This is a newspaper headline from Back to the Future 2 when Marty McFly travels to the Biff world.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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ELPHABA
and
GLINDA
will return
SUMMER 2027
in SINNERS 2
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I like that Albuquerque is becoming Vince Gilligan’s Derry, Maine.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
me at work this morning
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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RIP to your mom
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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oh this is absolutely what i think. i think they feed him fake polls and outright AI slop
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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I’m told Tom Brady was a big advocate for bringing in Chip Kelly to run the Raiders' offense, and has shared with some people close to him his disappointment in the team’s overall performance.

His frustrations go beyond the offense, too.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Fascinating by the idea of someone who had never consumed anything made by Tim Robinson randomly deciding to watch THE CHAIR COMPANY thinking it’s like, a normal HBO crime show
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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NEW: Tina Peters is staying put in a Colorado prison.

Colorado's Department of Corrections tells me it does not intend to respond to a DOJ request to move Peters to federal custody.
www.9news.com/article/news...
Tina Peters to remain in state custody despite federal request
The Colorado Department of Corrections is resisting federal pressure to transfer a former Mesa County clerk to federal custody, despite Trump's backing.
www.9news.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
involuntary first down celebration after each shot
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
not so pro-life after all
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
reason for the season
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM