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🔞. she/thon/he/they. an og reylo™️. i ♡ pulp genre love stories. sometime poet. mysteriously ill. variously queer.
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babyboymonaghan.bsky.social
And Quincy has a backstory of dealing with Vampiric bats in the Pampas, making Dracula the first Weird Western
smoreofbabylon.bsky.social
it’s so important, now more than ever, that we remember: there’s a cowboy with a big knife in Dracula, because Dracula takes place in cowboy times.
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ianboudreau.com
What do you mean "possible rise," dude is at the top of the pack. He is the literal pope
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jbythekilowatt.bsky.social
😭😭 a straight woman marrying a bi man is not a lavender marriage omg
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sharky.bsky.social
They should tell him he won but then ship him a box of glitter.
newsguy.bsky.social
The Guardian- The US president may impose tariffs, demand higher NATO contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says, if on Friday he is not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. www.theguardian.com/world/202...
Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize
US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says
www.theguardian.com
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joelhs.bsky.social
A lot of the anxiety from those who still support groups like the ADL is that they want to live in a world where most Americans see Israel positively. And we don't live in that world anymore, and there is no policy shift short of a free Palestine that will cause us to live in that world.
diplomatofnight.com
Apropos absolutely nothing else there is still a rather rude awakening which is yet to come for those in the Democratic Party and in the camp of liberalism writ large if they think Israel's public image is at all recoverable among young and nonwhite voters and apparatchiks.
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emializh.bsky.social
us government: we are fascist

your roommate who just started vyvanse: hey man just letting you know I consolidated the coriander
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giziti.bsky.social
on the one hand, he's a Presbyterian and they don't get called "priests". On the other, "priest" is etymologically from "presbyter".
beyerstein.bsky.social
Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls  while praying outside an ICE facility.
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thisone0verhere.bsky.social
1) every year we all get to vote on which classic story gets made into a muppet movie

2) every year you guys make that muppet movie

3) we will ALL go see every one of these

4) you will never not profit from this

5) why are we not doing things this way
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soyauntie.bsky.social
everyone should watch nova's human series. it can be very easy to feel pessimistic about us a species but we should all be reminded of the metal shit we're capable of outside of capitalism
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caranthirs.bsky.social
must’ve felt so good in the 18th century to scowl severely at another man and say “you forget yourself” and know he wants to suck you off so bad
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dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.
A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)
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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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edburmila.bsky.social
“Trumped” in this usage is from the French “tromper” meaning to deceive, which also gives us Trompe-l'œil for all the artists out there.
dannycooper.bsky.social
Future generations are gonna be really confused about the etymology of “trumped-up charges”
smolsdarklighter.bsky.social
(iirc, I stopped reading the fic either somewhere in part two or right after finishing part two, bc it was announced that it was getting pulled to publish, and I decided I'd rather read it that way).
smolsdarklighter.bsky.social
SLY really managed to deepen and add to the shocking twists that existed in the fic draft.
smolsdarklighter.bsky.social
Finished part two of Alchemised last night, and I think I'm gonna need a while 24 hours before I read part three.
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blindmanbaldwin.bsky.social
every story about trump going after every prominent black woman in government with "mortgage fraud" allegations must include the contextual information of his beginnings in business of racial discrimination in leasing. he doesn't think black people should have homes, or at least in "his" status.
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r042.bsky.social
seeing the government once again tilt at literature study as worthless makes me particularly sad because from experience that is not purely a right wing economic populist position but an annoyingly prevalent "leftist" one from tediously online leftists who are mad they had to read a classic once
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r042.bsky.social
I'm less worried about the right's open hostility to academic and philistinism and much more worried about some idiot who calls themselves progressive playing into their hands because they believe all literary degrees are PALE MALE AND STALE LITFIC hagiography without ever educating themselves
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heathercherone.bsky.social
Perry asks whether the “petty acts of vandalism” including "slashed tires" and "keyed cars” is significant enough to impede the execution of federal laws even if it does not make it as “quick and easy” as they would like.

"Some of this frankly sounds like a Carrie Underwood song."