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― WHAT?! NO!! Well, maybe the weak ones'll get picked off, but 𝘶𝘩𝘩... Damnit, what would Holden say? "𝙍𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧, 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣!"

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Parody account, not affliated with CKC. Penned by Pie!
Pinned
I used to wilt flowers, now I make them grow,
I was sour, I was mean, kids would 𝗰𝗿𝘆 when they looked at me
But that all 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝...

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⤷ Reposting this pinned and liking it to balance it out gives me proper support! Thank you in advance.
Reposted by ― 𝗝𝘂𝘃𝗶𝗲
You'll change your name, or change your mind, and leave this 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 place behind, but I'll know, I'll know!
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
pie

(sorry last OOC post but I swear I've been getting . so anxious about if I bother certain people because I always tend to look back at certain things I say and feel like I shouldn't have said it etc etc. my behavior just generally comes off as annoying if not a bit impulsive)
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
pie

(come on. this is a banger starter. Come onnnnnnnn)
( open starter )

[ Just standing up in Lil Greaserz, seemingly waiting for someone... ]
December 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
pie

(they might not be lovers but they surely got something going on)
December 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Reposted by ― 𝗝𝘂𝘃𝗶𝗲
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⠀⠀ ♡ • temporary pinned.

December 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
pie

(me posting like bandwagons knowing damn well none of them are gonna get a SINGULAR like 😭)
December 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
pie

(child soldiers don't exist from where they live but it's a concept that exists, so they're very right to be shocked)
December 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
... Uh.

Okay... So, I had NO idea that even happened to you. I did NOT mean to make an assumption like that. That's on me.
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
December 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
...

Some of you guys are odd.
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
... Feel a burnin' ache in my heart.
December 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
pie

(sorry for Pearl mun they're just making up names for your muse)
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Don't get so cute with me, it makes me feel all warm n' fuzzy in the inside, which is not somethin' I'm used to, at all.
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
pie

(sorry had to post some good ol' interaction bait...... hoping it bangs)
December 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
... I'm not gonna kiss anyone, less it's my actual love interest.
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
( open starter )

[ Just standing up in Lil Greaserz, seemingly waiting for someone... ]
December 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
... Guess I like girls now, huh.
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Gotta step up my flirting game, you know? Keep it a buck withcha!

I'll see you in there then, thanks for talkin' to me... it was... nice, I guess, heh...
December 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
THAT'S MY FUTURE GIRL YOU'RE TALKING TO, JACKASS!!
December 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Like this post for me to punch you in the gut.
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
And if I lost my touch, apologies do no harm! 'Cause you got a hold of my heart, and I know it's worn-- So won't you please, spare me indignity? And won't you please give me some decency?
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
... There's a pizza placed called Lil Greaser's, they serve some pretty good grub, not too far, but it is from where I live, so... hopefully that's not an issue.

[ Awkward little cough before whispering a little pet name very quickly. ]

... Dear.
December 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
[ Groan... trying to hide their blush slightly. ]

I-- damn, you're 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 good at makin' me get all flustered, huh...? Fine, then it's a date, Pear.
December 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
... Not... really? I mean, if you want it to be, sure, let's call it a date, it's more like-- a meet-up... thing, like a hangout. Jus'... an opportunity for us to get to know each other better, right?
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Same to ya, Pearly.

[ ... Awkward silence after saying Pearly. ]

Pearl, it's swell to meetcha, uh... now, just sayin', it would be better to talk about all of our characteristics if we were in a date, or somethin'. No pushing it though, for now, we're just friends, it seems.
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM