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juveniledetention.bsky.social
― 𝗝𝘂𝘃𝗶𝗲
@juveniledetention.bsky.social
― WHAT?! NO!! Well, maybe the weak ones'll get picked off, but 𝘶𝘩𝘩... Damnit, what would Holden say? "𝙍𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧, 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣!"

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Parody account, not affliated with CKC. Penned by Pie!
D-Don't make me blush!

[ It's a little weird to see them out of all people so happy and flustered. They grab their phone and search it up, after cleaning their hands, of course. ]

I'll give it a try soon, 'kay? Even though my music interest is specific. Uh... if you wanna eat, the pizza is there.
December 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Well, hopefully 𝘐'𝘮 pretty enough for you, then...

[ Before Juvie can throw any more bad, poor excuse of fllirts out of the window, their pizza arrives, they grab it and open it, grabbing a slice, even though it's steaming, and eating. ]

Mmh, you do music? Is it online, or do ya jus' play at home?
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My best friend's boyfriend has a brother that really likes Linkin Shark, big music nerd, and he also owns that skateshop cross the street, neat, huh? I never really owned boards to go there n' fix, tho.
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Do you have a type?

[ Interesting question... it's like they're expecting to hear their own traits in the next following answer, if there is even going to be one. ]

And, uh... do ya got any favorite artists you like to listen to? I used to like Linkin Shark, but I prefer My Chemical Romance now.
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sounds fine by me.

[ Juvie goes to the counter and orders pepperoni pizza, leaning over the table, before going back to sitting down close to Pearl. ]

So, uh... you got anythin' interesting you might wanna tell me? You look like a person with a lotta of fun facts.
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
... I mean, it wouldn't be the first time it happened to me.

[ Looking down for a second to try and avoid eye contact after saying that, and then taking a glance at the boots, how pretty... ]

Well, it would be disrespectful to leave ya standin' there without gettin' some grub, right? Take a seat.
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
[ Jumping back a little at the voice, looking back in a snap to Pearl, their body language calming down. ]

I.. uh, didn't 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬... you were actually going to show up.

Tho, you look pretty.

[ Juvie comments, they're wearing the nicest outfit they could find as well... it's their prom fit. ]
December 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
(and given how someone in deltasky got exposed for being nearly the same way even though I didn't do the whole force RPs thing(?) I really. don't wanna come off like that lol)
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
(🥺🙏)
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
(okay this is kinda vague but I meant her and Juvie)
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
(Would this be a crackship if they were even a thing. I gotta consult the masses)
December 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
[ Hands in hips. Waiting SO patiently for a cute name. ]

Won't you at least try for lil Juves here?
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Pshh, not my fault so many words in the english lexicon start with the letter Pe! And, I'm a pretty creative person, Pearl.

You can call me anythin' too, I don't mind!
December 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Yeah, Peachy. I absolutely love doin' it, besides, I thought you liked pet names?

And you deserve 'em, cutie...

[ Trying to say another compliment but physically being unable to. ]
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
(how do you other parody accounts do it. Help me)
December 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM