― 𝗝𝘂𝘃𝗶𝗲
@juveniledetention.bsky.social
― WHAT?! NO!! Well, maybe the weak ones'll get picked off, but 𝘶𝘩𝘩... Damnit, what would Holden say? "𝙍𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧, 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣!"
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Parody account, not affliated with CKC. Penned by Pie!
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Parody account, not affliated with CKC. Penned by Pie!
D-Don't make me blush!
[ It's a little weird to see them out of all people so happy and flustered. They grab their phone and search it up, after cleaning their hands, of course. ]
I'll give it a try soon, 'kay? Even though my music interest is specific. Uh... if you wanna eat, the pizza is there.
[ It's a little weird to see them out of all people so happy and flustered. They grab their phone and search it up, after cleaning their hands, of course. ]
I'll give it a try soon, 'kay? Even though my music interest is specific. Uh... if you wanna eat, the pizza is there.
December 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
D-Don't make me blush!
[ It's a little weird to see them out of all people so happy and flustered. They grab their phone and search it up, after cleaning their hands, of course. ]
I'll give it a try soon, 'kay? Even though my music interest is specific. Uh... if you wanna eat, the pizza is there.
[ It's a little weird to see them out of all people so happy and flustered. They grab their phone and search it up, after cleaning their hands, of course. ]
I'll give it a try soon, 'kay? Even though my music interest is specific. Uh... if you wanna eat, the pizza is there.
Well, hopefully 𝘐'𝘮 pretty enough for you, then...
[ Before Juvie can throw any more bad, poor excuse of fllirts out of the window, their pizza arrives, they grab it and open it, grabbing a slice, even though it's steaming, and eating. ]
Mmh, you do music? Is it online, or do ya jus' play at home?
[ Before Juvie can throw any more bad, poor excuse of fllirts out of the window, their pizza arrives, they grab it and open it, grabbing a slice, even though it's steaming, and eating. ]
Mmh, you do music? Is it online, or do ya jus' play at home?
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Well, hopefully 𝘐'𝘮 pretty enough for you, then...
[ Before Juvie can throw any more bad, poor excuse of fllirts out of the window, their pizza arrives, they grab it and open it, grabbing a slice, even though it's steaming, and eating. ]
Mmh, you do music? Is it online, or do ya jus' play at home?
[ Before Juvie can throw any more bad, poor excuse of fllirts out of the window, their pizza arrives, they grab it and open it, grabbing a slice, even though it's steaming, and eating. ]
Mmh, you do music? Is it online, or do ya jus' play at home?
My best friend's boyfriend has a brother that really likes Linkin Shark, big music nerd, and he also owns that skateshop cross the street, neat, huh? I never really owned boards to go there n' fix, tho.
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My best friend's boyfriend has a brother that really likes Linkin Shark, big music nerd, and he also owns that skateshop cross the street, neat, huh? I never really owned boards to go there n' fix, tho.
Do you have a type?
[ Interesting question... it's like they're expecting to hear their own traits in the next following answer, if there is even going to be one. ]
And, uh... do ya got any favorite artists you like to listen to? I used to like Linkin Shark, but I prefer My Chemical Romance now.
[ Interesting question... it's like they're expecting to hear their own traits in the next following answer, if there is even going to be one. ]
And, uh... do ya got any favorite artists you like to listen to? I used to like Linkin Shark, but I prefer My Chemical Romance now.
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Do you have a type?
[ Interesting question... it's like they're expecting to hear their own traits in the next following answer, if there is even going to be one. ]
And, uh... do ya got any favorite artists you like to listen to? I used to like Linkin Shark, but I prefer My Chemical Romance now.
[ Interesting question... it's like they're expecting to hear their own traits in the next following answer, if there is even going to be one. ]
And, uh... do ya got any favorite artists you like to listen to? I used to like Linkin Shark, but I prefer My Chemical Romance now.
Sounds fine by me.
[ Juvie goes to the counter and orders pepperoni pizza, leaning over the table, before going back to sitting down close to Pearl. ]
So, uh... you got anythin' interesting you might wanna tell me? You look like a person with a lotta of fun facts.
[ Juvie goes to the counter and orders pepperoni pizza, leaning over the table, before going back to sitting down close to Pearl. ]
So, uh... you got anythin' interesting you might wanna tell me? You look like a person with a lotta of fun facts.
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Sounds fine by me.
[ Juvie goes to the counter and orders pepperoni pizza, leaning over the table, before going back to sitting down close to Pearl. ]
So, uh... you got anythin' interesting you might wanna tell me? You look like a person with a lotta of fun facts.
[ Juvie goes to the counter and orders pepperoni pizza, leaning over the table, before going back to sitting down close to Pearl. ]
So, uh... you got anythin' interesting you might wanna tell me? You look like a person with a lotta of fun facts.
... I mean, it wouldn't be the first time it happened to me.
[ Looking down for a second to try and avoid eye contact after saying that, and then taking a glance at the boots, how pretty... ]
Well, it would be disrespectful to leave ya standin' there without gettin' some grub, right? Take a seat.
[ Looking down for a second to try and avoid eye contact after saying that, and then taking a glance at the boots, how pretty... ]
Well, it would be disrespectful to leave ya standin' there without gettin' some grub, right? Take a seat.
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
... I mean, it wouldn't be the first time it happened to me.
[ Looking down for a second to try and avoid eye contact after saying that, and then taking a glance at the boots, how pretty... ]
Well, it would be disrespectful to leave ya standin' there without gettin' some grub, right? Take a seat.
[ Looking down for a second to try and avoid eye contact after saying that, and then taking a glance at the boots, how pretty... ]
Well, it would be disrespectful to leave ya standin' there without gettin' some grub, right? Take a seat.
[ Jumping back a little at the voice, looking back in a snap to Pearl, their body language calming down. ]
I.. uh, didn't 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬... you were actually going to show up.
Tho, you look pretty.
[ Juvie comments, they're wearing the nicest outfit they could find as well... it's their prom fit. ]
I.. uh, didn't 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬... you were actually going to show up.
Tho, you look pretty.
[ Juvie comments, they're wearing the nicest outfit they could find as well... it's their prom fit. ]
December 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
[ Jumping back a little at the voice, looking back in a snap to Pearl, their body language calming down. ]
I.. uh, didn't 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬... you were actually going to show up.
Tho, you look pretty.
[ Juvie comments, they're wearing the nicest outfit they could find as well... it's their prom fit. ]
I.. uh, didn't 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬... you were actually going to show up.
Tho, you look pretty.
[ Juvie comments, they're wearing the nicest outfit they could find as well... it's their prom fit. ]
(okay this is kinda vague but I meant her and Juvie)
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
(okay this is kinda vague but I meant her and Juvie)
[ Hands in hips. Waiting SO patiently for a cute name. ]
Won't you at least try for lil Juves here?
Won't you at least try for lil Juves here?
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
[ Hands in hips. Waiting SO patiently for a cute name. ]
Won't you at least try for lil Juves here?
Won't you at least try for lil Juves here?
... Uh.
Okay... So, I had NO idea that even happened to you. I did NOT mean to make an assumption like that. That's on me.
Okay... So, I had NO idea that even happened to you. I did NOT mean to make an assumption like that. That's on me.
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
... Uh.
Okay... So, I had NO idea that even happened to you. I did NOT mean to make an assumption like that. That's on me.
Okay... So, I had NO idea that even happened to you. I did NOT mean to make an assumption like that. That's on me.
...
Some of you guys are odd.
Some of you guys are odd.
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
...
Some of you guys are odd.
Some of you guys are odd.
Don't get so cute with me, it makes me feel all warm n' fuzzy in the inside, which is not somethin' I'm used to, at all.
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Don't get so cute with me, it makes me feel all warm n' fuzzy in the inside, which is not somethin' I'm used to, at all.
@koolcatzmini.bsky.social
[ ... Slight blush, before giving the other a slow kiss, wrapping numb arms around her shoulders. ]
... Uh, you 𝘢𝘳𝘦 my love interest, more than that, kinda.. so...
[ ... Slight blush, before giving the other a slow kiss, wrapping numb arms around her shoulders. ]
... Uh, you 𝘢𝘳𝘦 my love interest, more than that, kinda.. so...
December 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
@koolcatzmini.bsky.social
[ ... Slight blush, before giving the other a slow kiss, wrapping numb arms around her shoulders. ]
... Uh, you 𝘢𝘳𝘦 my love interest, more than that, kinda.. so...
[ ... Slight blush, before giving the other a slow kiss, wrapping numb arms around her shoulders. ]
... Uh, you 𝘢𝘳𝘦 my love interest, more than that, kinda.. so...
... I'm not gonna kiss anyone, less it's my actual love interest.
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
... I'm not gonna kiss anyone, less it's my actual love interest.
( open starter )
[ Just standing up in Lil Greaserz, seemingly waiting for someone... ]
[ Just standing up in Lil Greaserz, seemingly waiting for someone... ]
December 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
( open starter )
[ Just standing up in Lil Greaserz, seemingly waiting for someone... ]
[ Just standing up in Lil Greaserz, seemingly waiting for someone... ]
Gotta step up my flirting game, you know? Keep it a buck withcha!
I'll see you in there then, thanks for talkin' to me... it was... nice, I guess, heh...
I'll see you in there then, thanks for talkin' to me... it was... nice, I guess, heh...
December 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Gotta step up my flirting game, you know? Keep it a buck withcha!
I'll see you in there then, thanks for talkin' to me... it was... nice, I guess, heh...
I'll see you in there then, thanks for talkin' to me... it was... nice, I guess, heh...
Do you WANT me to punch you in the gut as hard as I can?! No! I mean, we're just startin' to know each other, man... I don't do that to people I 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 about!
December 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Do you WANT me to punch you in the gut as hard as I can?! No! I mean, we're just startin' to know each other, man... I don't do that to people I 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 about!
... There's a pizza placed called Lil Greaser's, they serve some pretty good grub, not too far, but it is from where I live, so... hopefully that's not an issue.
[ Awkward little cough before whispering a little pet name very quickly. ]
... Dear.
[ Awkward little cough before whispering a little pet name very quickly. ]
... Dear.
December 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
... There's a pizza placed called Lil Greaser's, they serve some pretty good grub, not too far, but it is from where I live, so... hopefully that's not an issue.
[ Awkward little cough before whispering a little pet name very quickly. ]
... Dear.
[ Awkward little cough before whispering a little pet name very quickly. ]
... Dear.
[ Groan... trying to hide their blush slightly. ]
I-- damn, you're 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 good at makin' me get all flustered, huh...? Fine, then it's a date, Pear.
I-- damn, you're 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 good at makin' me get all flustered, huh...? Fine, then it's a date, Pear.
December 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
[ Groan... trying to hide their blush slightly. ]
I-- damn, you're 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 good at makin' me get all flustered, huh...? Fine, then it's a date, Pear.
I-- damn, you're 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 good at makin' me get all flustered, huh...? Fine, then it's a date, Pear.
... Not... really? I mean, if you want it to be, sure, let's call it a date, it's more like-- a meet-up... thing, like a hangout. Jus'... an opportunity for us to get to know each other better, right?
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
... Not... really? I mean, if you want it to be, sure, let's call it a date, it's more like-- a meet-up... thing, like a hangout. Jus'... an opportunity for us to get to know each other better, right?
Same to ya, Pearly.
[ ... Awkward silence after saying Pearly. ]
Pearl, it's swell to meetcha, uh... now, just sayin', it would be better to talk about all of our characteristics if we were in a date, or somethin'. No pushing it though, for now, we're just friends, it seems.
[ ... Awkward silence after saying Pearly. ]
Pearl, it's swell to meetcha, uh... now, just sayin', it would be better to talk about all of our characteristics if we were in a date, or somethin'. No pushing it though, for now, we're just friends, it seems.
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Same to ya, Pearly.
[ ... Awkward silence after saying Pearly. ]
Pearl, it's swell to meetcha, uh... now, just sayin', it would be better to talk about all of our characteristics if we were in a date, or somethin'. No pushing it though, for now, we're just friends, it seems.
[ ... Awkward silence after saying Pearly. ]
Pearl, it's swell to meetcha, uh... now, just sayin', it would be better to talk about all of our characteristics if we were in a date, or somethin'. No pushing it though, for now, we're just friends, it seems.
I thought my plutonium compliment was kinda brilliant!
I... uh, don't know exactly what we should do to get to meet each other better, nice to meetcha, my name's Juvie. I like burnin' shit down, case that wasn't obvious.
I... uh, don't know exactly what we should do to get to meet each other better, nice to meetcha, my name's Juvie. I like burnin' shit down, case that wasn't obvious.
December 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I thought my plutonium compliment was kinda brilliant!
I... uh, don't know exactly what we should do to get to meet each other better, nice to meetcha, my name's Juvie. I like burnin' shit down, case that wasn't obvious.
I... uh, don't know exactly what we should do to get to meet each other better, nice to meetcha, my name's Juvie. I like burnin' shit down, case that wasn't obvious.
Hella City, so, yeah, definitely not. We have Gods that pulverize folk and transform people into objects, if that's anythin'.
I just... ugh, I dunno, thought it was kinda sweet for my style to be appreciated by 𝘺𝘢. But, I did kinda wish we got to talk more outside of that... nuke fiasco.
I just... ugh, I dunno, thought it was kinda sweet for my style to be appreciated by 𝘺𝘢. But, I did kinda wish we got to talk more outside of that... nuke fiasco.
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hella City, so, yeah, definitely not. We have Gods that pulverize folk and transform people into objects, if that's anythin'.
I just... ugh, I dunno, thought it was kinda sweet for my style to be appreciated by 𝘺𝘢. But, I did kinda wish we got to talk more outside of that... nuke fiasco.
I just... ugh, I dunno, thought it was kinda sweet for my style to be appreciated by 𝘺𝘢. But, I did kinda wish we got to talk more outside of that... nuke fiasco.