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Hugh Jympton 📎
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Wülferhampton denizen, Derby born and bred, now living in Germany. Left-ish.
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Hugh Jympton 📎 @jympton.bsky.social · May 2
An occasional series of what my Garmin watch is saying after my #HeartBypass.

Started wearing it again about 2 weeks after the op. The watch is basically going “Dude! WTF?”

I need more rest and seem permanently stressed? Ya think? My resting heart rate is higher. Really?
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 18h
A UK presenter shouldn’t crow about an audience’s ignorance of Nathan Gill who took bribes from Kremlin agents & was a close ally of Farage . It shows they have failed to do their job . What next , telling us that Watergate was one of the lowest points in investigative journalism 🥺 ?
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Joy @joybe.bsky.social · 1d
The Nathan Gill scandal should be huge news so why has the British media been mainly silent about it? (I think we know 🤔)
Here's Fiona Bruce shutting down any mention & acting like the audience aren't interested.
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Robert Meyer @robertmeyer.bsky.social · 2d
Wer noch nie in einer gesundheitlichen und/oder seelischen Ausnahmesituation war, kann leider sehr oft nicht nachvollziehen, wie schnell ein betroffener Mensch durch das soziale Netz fallen kann und innerhalb kürzester Zeit vor dem NICHTS steht.
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Katharina Kanzan @kathakritzelt.bsky.social · 17h
Das Deutsche Jugendherbergswerk (DJH) bietet zum Semesterstart Studierenden, die noch keine Wohnung haben, vergünstigte Zimmer an. Mittlerweile machen 30 Herbergen mit.
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Es gibt zu viele negative News, deswegen poste ich jeden Tag eine #guteNewsdesTages.
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Hugh Jympton 📎 @jympton.bsky.social · 1h
Why is there a dismembered finger in the bottle?
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Colin Sydes aka Lord SydesJokes #FBPE #FBR #Resist #Resistance @sydesjokes.bsky.social · 1h
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Hugh Jympton 📎 @jympton.bsky.social · 1h
Irritating one today.

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Hugh Jympton 📎 @jympton.bsky.social · 1h
Thought you might be doing another adventure today.

You obviously missed my likes of your pics….
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Hugh Jympton 📎 @jympton.bsky.social · 1h
Good morning! Any adventures with Bikey planned?
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Hugh Jympton 📎 @jympton.bsky.social · 1h
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 12h
Ness wrote a thing.
Put it in your eyeballs, people. 😉

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Pre-op nerves
Today has been a day.
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Elizabeth Veldon @thatelizabeth.bsky.social · 13h
This guy REALLY knows who Nathan Gill is.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 16h
Holy shit, no way, this is a guy who knows exactly who Nathan Gill is!
Farage tweet The National Trust has put vegan tampons in men's toilets. God help us.
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Hugh Jympton 📎 @jympton.bsky.social · 13h
Yes but only because he needs an angle grinder to get that damn hat off.
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Hugh Jympton 📎 @jympton.bsky.social · 14h
I’m guessing he’s back.
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Hugh Jympton 📎 @jympton.bsky.social · 16h
Can I borrow your flamethrower? This is at the entrance to the DIY store. Not even the main “Christmas market”.
Christmas stuff display at the DIY store.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 1d
The mass firings at the CDC tonight drive home the fact that no one is coming to save us

But we can save each other

Wear a mask. Ideally a respirator like an N95

Even if you’re vaccinated. Even if you’re “not worried”

It protects you but it also protects everyone else

Bonus? Less colds & flus!
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Mario Sixtus @sixtus.net · 18h
Das drittreichste Land der Welt hat eine halbe Million Obdachlose und nun mit dem neuen Grundsicherungsgesetz alles dafür getan, dass bald eine Million Menschen und mehr auf der Straße leben werden. Arschlochland!
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Zahl der Wohnungslosen steigt auf 532.000
Laut Bundesregierung haben mehr als 500.000 Menschen in Deutschland keine eigene Wohnung - deutlich mehr als noch vor zwei Jahren. Die Ursachen sind vielfältig.
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Hugh Jympton 📎 @jympton.bsky.social · 17h
You’re hiding until Easter?
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 1d
Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack.

Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia.

Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 18h
Yes, she had a bit of a cake fetish at the time after catching me with a moist Jamaican ginger...
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 20h
Do you remember in April 2024 when there was INSANE footage of two cavalry horses that had spooked, thrown their riders and were GALLOPING through London covered in blood? Well, both horses were caught and made a full recovery and the one of the left, Vida, an old boy, has just been retired.
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Hugh Jympton 📎 @jympton.bsky.social · 20h
That seems an odd prerequisite before you can get yourself spayed.
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Hugh Jympton 📎 @jympton.bsky.social · 20h
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Hugh Jympton 📎 @jympton.bsky.social · 20h
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