Hugh Jympton 📎
@jympton.bsky.social
Wülferhampton denizen, Derby born and bred, now living in Germany. Left-ish.
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Hugh Jympton 📎
@jympton.bsky.social
· May 2
An occasional series of what my Garmin watch is saying after my #HeartBypass.
Started wearing it again about 2 weeks after the op. The watch is basically going “Dude! WTF?”
I need more rest and seem permanently stressed? Ya think? My resting heart rate is higher. Really?
Started wearing it again about 2 weeks after the op. The watch is basically going “Dude! WTF?”
I need more rest and seem permanently stressed? Ya think? My resting heart rate is higher. Really?
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Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda.
Your Bretwalda is pleased to announce that the annual testing of the Wülferhampton Air Defence Systems (WADS) has once again proved to be entirely successful.
Your Bretwalda is pleased to announce that the annual testing of the Wülferhampton Air Defence Systems (WADS) has once again proved to be entirely successful.
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda.
Your Bretwalda is pleased to announce that the annual testing of the Wülferhampton Air Defence Systems (WADS) has once again proved to be entirely successful.
Your Bretwalda is pleased to announce that the annual testing of the Wülferhampton Air Defence Systems (WADS) has once again proved to be entirely successful.
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If I were the Venezuelan government, I’d have my intelligence services get hold of all the Epstein files and let it be known that they would be released in full in the event of any attack
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If I were the Venezuelan government, I’d have my intelligence services get hold of all the Epstein files and let it be known that they would be released in full in the event of any attack
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What's the linguistically correct term for Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses
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Subordinate clauses
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November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
What's the linguistically correct term for Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses
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Subordinate clauses
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Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
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He stees you when you're stleeping.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
He stees you when you're stleeping.
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November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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The bloody neighbours have gone out and left John Cage’s 4’33 on full blast again.
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
The bloody neighbours have gone out and left John Cage’s 4’33 on full blast again.
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The danger is also that people will look at this and think "Can RefUK be worse?"
The answer of course is yes, they can and will but most people won't see that until it's too late.
Trying to outdo the Nasty parties in nastiness is a vote loser not a vote winner. I wish Labour would understand that.
The answer of course is yes, they can and will but most people won't see that until it's too late.
Trying to outdo the Nasty parties in nastiness is a vote loser not a vote winner. I wish Labour would understand that.
This is the politics of blackmail. The alternative is not a Reform government. The alternative is maintaining our international commitments to being a compassionate nation
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
The danger is also that people will look at this and think "Can RefUK be worse?"
The answer of course is yes, they can and will but most people won't see that until it's too late.
Trying to outdo the Nasty parties in nastiness is a vote loser not a vote winner. I wish Labour would understand that.
The answer of course is yes, they can and will but most people won't see that until it's too late.
Trying to outdo the Nasty parties in nastiness is a vote loser not a vote winner. I wish Labour would understand that.
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Sweden is one of the least dense countries in Europe, with a healthy population and many people living by themselves. Note the carefully selected 2020-2024. Sweden had huge mortality at the start, compared to our neighbours. Note too "all cause excess death" metric cherry picking. Jay's at it again
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Sweden is one of the least dense countries in Europe, with a healthy population and many people living by themselves. Note the carefully selected 2020-2024. Sweden had huge mortality at the start, compared to our neighbours. Note too "all cause excess death" metric cherry picking. Jay's at it again
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This is the politics of blackmail. The alternative is not a Reform government. The alternative is maintaining our international commitments to being a compassionate nation
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This is the politics of blackmail. The alternative is not a Reform government. The alternative is maintaining our international commitments to being a compassionate nation
Connections
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November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Connections
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November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
First time I’ve had no letters from the first two guesses.
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What exactly is the Chancellor going to do?
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What exactly is the Chancellor going to do?
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Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight
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This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Velocity
Crumbs
Anything with retractable claws
Mrs Slocombe's Pussy
Branston's anything
The Votadini
Plus Fours
Grantchester
H5N1
Hygge
Comedy national dishes
Lutefisk (see above)
The Danish
Block paving
Ichabod Crane
Slurpees
and
Thirsk.
Velocity
Crumbs
Anything with retractable claws
Mrs Slocombe's Pussy
Branston's anything
The Votadini
Plus Fours
Grantchester
H5N1
Hygge
Comedy national dishes
Lutefisk (see above)
The Danish
Block paving
Ichabod Crane
Slurpees
and
Thirsk.
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Velocity
Crumbs
Anything with retractable claws
Mrs Slocombe's Pussy
Branston's anything
The Votadini
Plus Fours
Grantchester
H5N1
Hygge
Comedy national dishes
Lutefisk (see above)
The Danish
Block paving
Ichabod Crane
Slurpees
and
Thirsk.
Velocity
Crumbs
Anything with retractable claws
Mrs Slocombe's Pussy
Branston's anything
The Votadini
Plus Fours
Grantchester
H5N1
Hygge
Comedy national dishes
Lutefisk (see above)
The Danish
Block paving
Ichabod Crane
Slurpees
and
Thirsk.
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The first rule of Crossword Club: tank told it's messed up to keep mum about (4,4) Crossword Club.
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
The first rule of Crossword Club: tank told it's messed up to keep mum about (4,4) Crossword Club.
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November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
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I’m back.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’m back.
substack.com/@sarahkendzi...
substack.com/@sarahkendzi...
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I was suspended right before the Epstein emails were released. If the BlueSky search engine works, you will find a wealth of posts from me about the people in those emails, who I wrote about in my books HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT and THEY KNEW. This is the work I feared would be erased on Twitter.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I was suspended right before the Epstein emails were released. If the BlueSky search engine works, you will find a wealth of posts from me about the people in those emails, who I wrote about in my books HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT and THEY KNEW. This is the work I feared would be erased on Twitter.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Bigger picture of Labour's tax shenanigans is to delay once again, possibly beyond the next election, the point at which UK politics makes some attempt to compromise with reality.
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Bigger picture of Labour's tax shenanigans is to delay once again, possibly beyond the next election, the point at which UK politics makes some attempt to compromise with reality.