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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · 1d

Saturday. October 11, 2025.
I wake up.
I go to Jean and ask: “Do we have any Tylenol? I’m not feeling as autistic today. Need to re-up”

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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 15d

Please, if you have the privilege of not being an obvious and immediate target for state violence...

Call them fascists, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.

Call yourself an antifascist, loudly, ESPECIALLY right now.

We all need to be Spartacus on this one.

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · 18d

Ah, so it was that time I tried Tylenol cuz I didn’t have any ibuprofen that made my brain different. Makes sense. 🙂‍↕️

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The Onion @theonion.com · Aug 14

Fact-Checking Trump On Crime theonion.com/fact-ch...

Claim: Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles are crime-ridden cesspools.

False: These cities are safe, vibrant cesspools.

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Aug 8

Let’s see if this goes anywhere 🙏🏾

Lyric Rivera | NeuroDivergent Rebel @neurodivergentrebel.substack.com · Aug 8

A federal judge on Thursday ordered a two-week halt to construction at an immigrant detention center in the Florida Everglades dubbed “Alligator Alcatraz” as she considers whether it violates environmental laws.

Judge orders temporary halt to construction at Florida’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ detention center

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Aug 1

It’s always the most busted looking mfs trynna promote hwhyte supremacy

Credit: @christhebeard on IG @beardedchris on Bluesky

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Jul 13

Everyone: Release the Epstein files!!

DT: AND LET ME TELL YOU ANOTHER THING ABOUT ROSIE O’DONNELL 😡

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Jul 5

Me to my whole fucken neighborhood 😭

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · May 17

The look Alice just gave me because I’m practicing Spanish on Duolingo and saying phrases out loud all dramatic like

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · May 10

Just saw Sinners and…😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Apr 27

Lt. Governor of Indiana Micah Beckwith really sat there trynna play in our face. Does he think we’re as stupid as that fit he got on? Like bro where is ya fucken neck at? Need some revision on how to pick shirts that fit. Ya arms look like you only got 3/5 of ya wingspan. Alligator arm ass boi

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Apr 25

Number 7 is my career in a nutshell until recently.

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Apr 23

See you could’ve just minded your business but you just had to get up in ours. Cry harder bitch made ass boi.

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Apr 18

Any who is in this administration, or supports it is a trash person. No I will not elaborate, no I will not argue about it. Argue with ya momma.

Lyric Rivera | NeuroDivergent Rebel @neurodivergentrebel.substack.com · Apr 18

This is disgusting.

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Apr 12

Nah he and everybody else who getting their face chomped can go kick rocks with this noise. We are long past the point of not knowing and getting along. You knew what him, MAGA, and GOP were about. You either wanted the fuck shit or you’re stupid to the point of maliciousness. Argue with ya momma.

Franchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh.bsky.social · Apr 12

“Now that Trump’s tariffs are threatening to end my small business, we should all care about each other” 🐆💀

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Apr 4

He put tariffs. On an uninhabited island. In the Antarctic.

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Mar 27

Disgusting

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · Mar 27

They're the same picture.

A side-by-side comparison of two images. On the left, a historical black and white photograph shows emaciated concentration camp prisoners wearing striped uniforms, confined in wooden bunk beds, looking out from their cramped spaces. On the right, a modern color photograph shows a woman wearing a white shirt and a dark cap with an emblem, standing in front of a prison cell filled with tattooed, shirtless inmates wearing white pants and face masks. The prisoners behind the bars are tightly packed, looking towards the camera. The two images are juxtaposed, possibly to draw a visual or thematic comparison.

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Mar 22

PLEASE 😩🙏🏾

NO KINGS IN AMERICA… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · Mar 22

Last one out the door at the Department of Education should erase the entire student loan database…

Be a legend.

Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Mar 19

He thought he was about to eat. Nah homie. Starve.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · Mar 18

NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”

@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”

NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*

(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Mar 12

The president had a man disappeared with intent to deport him. Why? For using his 1st amendment right to protest. Then did a live Tesla infomercial at the white house to help Elon specifically. Very cool. Very democratic. Not at all corrupt.

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Mar 10

I’m so tired of being cold.

Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Mar 8

Bro, now is the fucken time to counter punch and yall aren’t even doing that. Yall stay getting your teeth punched down your throats and now it’s the whole country’s problem. Grow a spine and fight back. There is no healing until you remove the disease. Stop being cowards, get off your ass, fight.

Tom Suozzi @tomsuozzi.bsky.social · Mar 5

I feel sad for our country. I have never felt it so divided.

There is a meanness that permeated the chamber tonight.

The punch, counterpunch will never work. If we continue with this “eye for an eye”mentality, we will all end up blind.

Our country needs some healing.

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Mar 3

They can’t be serious…

Adam Wren @adamwren.bsky.social · Mar 2

New: Last month, a group of moderate Democratic consultants, campaign staffers, elected officials & party leaders gathered in Loudoun County, Virginia, for a retreat where they plotted their party’s comeback.

We got their takeaways. t.co/bEwlg4jbtM

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Jam Cession @jzooniverse.bsky.social · Mar 1

“Why don’t you wear a suit?”

“Cuz I’m not a LARPy ass bitch boy. I got real shit to deal with”

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · Feb 18

A Missouri Representative has filed a bill to track pregnancies in the state.

HB 807 will: "Maintain a central registry of each expectant mother who is at risk for seeking an abortion of her unborn child and make the same available to a prospective adoptive parent who has completed screenings."

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