Kate Johnson
@k8johnsonauthor.bsky.social
Writes books. Loves cats. Talks about both a lot.
Represented by Judith Murray at Greene & Heaton
Represented by Judith Murray at Greene & Heaton
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THE PROMISED QUEEN is out today! If you like fantasy, romance, romantasy, adventure, action, thievery, double crossing and sexytimes… you might like it. You can buy it here: mybook.to/TPQ
Finally chucked out the box from the garage of Crisp Varieties No One Really Liked, which I’ve been intending to do since… er, don’t look at that best before date yeah
February 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Finally chucked out the box from the garage of Crisp Varieties No One Really Liked, which I’ve been intending to do since… er, don’t look at that best before date yeah
Cancelling Photoshop: a story in 3 parts.
(Replacing one time payments with a monthly subscription: definitely one of Crowley’s)
(Replacing one time payments with a monthly subscription: definitely one of Crowley’s)
January 31, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Cancelling Photoshop: a story in 3 parts.
(Replacing one time payments with a monthly subscription: definitely one of Crowley’s)
(Replacing one time payments with a monthly subscription: definitely one of Crowley’s)
‘Kinell. Photoshop subscription has gone up by 50%. I really don’t use it enough to spend £180/year on it.
MAN I hate subscription models.
MAN I hate subscription models.
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
‘Kinell. Photoshop subscription has gone up by 50%. I really don’t use it enough to spend £180/year on it.
MAN I hate subscription models.
MAN I hate subscription models.
Not that I’m very pale, but I’ve just remembered that when I was at primary school and we were trying to invent nicknames, mine was Ghosty Face.
January 27, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Not that I’m very pale, but I’ve just remembered that when I was at primary school and we were trying to invent nicknames, mine was Ghosty Face.
For the day that’s in it
January 25, 2026 at 4:27 PM
For the day that’s in it
Helpful note, Past Me
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Helpful note, Past Me
Little announcement to make: I have an agent! I am very happy to announce that I am now represented by Judith Murray at Greene & Heaton. #writing #literaryagent #publishing
January 23, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Little announcement to make: I have an agent! I am very happy to announce that I am now represented by Judith Murray at Greene & Heaton. #writing #literaryagent #publishing
Same, plastic bag. Same.
January 22, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Same, plastic bag. Same.
Another #procreatedrawing from my next book. She’s plotting something… but what?
#procreate #procreateart #romantasy #fanart
#procreate #procreateart #romantasy #fanart
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Another #procreatedrawing from my next book. She’s plotting something… but what?
#procreate #procreateart #romantasy #fanart
#procreate #procreateart #romantasy #fanart
What? Why? Are you okay, Amazon?
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 PM
What? Why? Are you okay, Amazon?
Had to go via the website to do this (the website?? Who uses that) because attempting to deactivate my Twitter account on the app returned a mysterious error message 🤔.
January 20, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Had to go via the website to do this (the website?? Who uses that) because attempting to deactivate my Twitter account on the app returned a mysterious error message 🤔.
Excellent joke in Heated Rivalry where the Canadian defends his car choice to the Russian by saying, “It’s British. Practical. Good on snow.”
I mean neither of the actors seems to realise it was a joke but that just made it funnier.
I mean neither of the actors seems to realise it was a joke but that just made it funnier.
January 20, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Excellent joke in Heated Rivalry where the Canadian defends his car choice to the Russian by saying, “It’s British. Practical. Good on snow.”
I mean neither of the actors seems to realise it was a joke but that just made it funnier.
I mean neither of the actors seems to realise it was a joke but that just made it funnier.
“Have you seen Billy today?”
After a short search involving the tracker on his collar, we find Billy in the garage.
Billy has—in about 10 mins—attempted to get back into the garage three times and got himself shut in the coat cupboard once.
Billy is as sweet as he is pretty, but he is NOT bright.
After a short search involving the tracker on his collar, we find Billy in the garage.
Billy has—in about 10 mins—attempted to get back into the garage three times and got himself shut in the coat cupboard once.
Billy is as sweet as he is pretty, but he is NOT bright.
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
“Have you seen Billy today?”
After a short search involving the tracker on his collar, we find Billy in the garage.
Billy has—in about 10 mins—attempted to get back into the garage three times and got himself shut in the coat cupboard once.
Billy is as sweet as he is pretty, but he is NOT bright.
After a short search involving the tracker on his collar, we find Billy in the garage.
Billy has—in about 10 mins—attempted to get back into the garage three times and got himself shut in the coat cupboard once.
Billy is as sweet as he is pretty, but he is NOT bright.
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Pssst... Wildewood is only 99p for a limited time. If Irish gothic romance with ghosts and folklore is your thing, this is for you.
geni.us/B0FX4GQ59Bau...
Welcome to Wildewood. Don't stray from the path.
#booksky 💙📚 #speirgorm #romancelandia
@secondskybooks.bsky.social
geni.us/B0FX4GQ59Bau...
Welcome to Wildewood. Don't stray from the path.
#booksky 💙📚 #speirgorm #romancelandia
@secondskybooks.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Pssst... Wildewood is only 99p for a limited time. If Irish gothic romance with ghosts and folklore is your thing, this is for you.
geni.us/B0FX4GQ59Bau...
Welcome to Wildewood. Don't stray from the path.
#booksky 💙📚 #speirgorm #romancelandia
@secondskybooks.bsky.social
geni.us/B0FX4GQ59Bau...
Welcome to Wildewood. Don't stray from the path.
#booksky 💙📚 #speirgorm #romancelandia
@secondskybooks.bsky.social
Went to get some water for my plants*. Might’ve been a bit chilly out there?
*carnivorous plants, which don’t like tap water, so I fill up old bottles with rain water
*carnivorous plants, which don’t like tap water, so I fill up old bottles with rain water
January 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Went to get some water for my plants*. Might’ve been a bit chilly out there?
*carnivorous plants, which don’t like tap water, so I fill up old bottles with rain water
*carnivorous plants, which don’t like tap water, so I fill up old bottles with rain water
Houseplant spent the summer outside and apparently had an affair with the oak tree.
January 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Houseplant spent the summer outside and apparently had an affair with the oak tree.
“I looked around in a blood-soaked gown, and I saw some things they can’t take away…” Another scene from my next book (actually less gory than the book, but I couldn’t find a visual reference for dismembered orcs…)
#drawing #procreate #procreateart #robinhood #romantasy
#drawing #procreate #procreateart #robinhood #romantasy
January 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
“I looked around in a blood-soaked gown, and I saw some things they can’t take away…” Another scene from my next book (actually less gory than the book, but I couldn’t find a visual reference for dismembered orcs…)
#drawing #procreate #procreateart #robinhood #romantasy
#drawing #procreate #procreateart #robinhood #romantasy
I watch Grantchester for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
January 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I watch Grantchester for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
No work. Only Tomkin.
January 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
No work. Only Tomkin.
Well my New Year’s Day has included a note titled “what K8 did to the water” so that’s, y’know. Going well.
a woman is standing next to a toilet in a messy bathroom .
Alt: Gif from Brooklyn 99 of Amy smashing a toilet to pieces
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January 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Well my New Year’s Day has included a note titled “what K8 did to the water” so that’s, y’know. Going well.
I have swept out the old year with extreme prejudice. Happy New Year! 2026, do at least try not to be shit.
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I have swept out the old year with extreme prejudice. Happy New Year! 2026, do at least try not to be shit.
“Not worried about a little prick, are you?” Last drawing of 2025… from my (hopefully!) next book. She goes by Marian, and he’s just Some Guy…
#drawing #procreateart #robinhood #romantasy
#drawing #procreateart #robinhood #romantasy
December 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
“Not worried about a little prick, are you?” Last drawing of 2025… from my (hopefully!) next book. She goes by Marian, and he’s just Some Guy…
#drawing #procreateart #robinhood #romantasy
#drawing #procreateart #robinhood #romantasy
Mmm yeah that looks like an email I should open
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Mmm yeah that looks like an email I should open
It’s time for the years to be better, not me.
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It’s time for the years to be better, not me.
Doing taxes. Excel just tried to correct an input error in my Amazon royalties. Did I mean £287? No, Excel. I meant £2.87. #GlamorousLifeOfAnAuthor
December 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Doing taxes. Excel just tried to correct an input error in my Amazon royalties. Did I mean £287? No, Excel. I meant £2.87. #GlamorousLifeOfAnAuthor