KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️
@kaishithead.bsky.social
he/it. freelance journalist. former guncannon pilot on the white base. legal guardian of one kid
for work inquiries, send a carrier pigeon or email me at [email protected].
for work inquiries, send a carrier pigeon or email me at [email protected].
my neighbor deborah kept yelling at me saying "i bet you don't even do thanksgiving like a real american man!" im from space lady. who cares
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
my neighbor deborah kept yelling at me saying "i bet you don't even do thanksgiving like a real american man!" im from space lady. who cares
i wanna go to dublin again. its not fair man
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i wanna go to dublin again. its not fair man
ew EWWWWWW WHY IS HE HERE
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
ew EWWWWWW WHY IS HE HERE
theres a weird dog out side
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
theres a weird dog out side
milly keeps insisting her full name is millipede evangelist ratokie and it was driving nepo up a wall. he was scolding her once using her full birth name and she said "i can't believe you'd deadname me like that." ive taught her well in the art of fucking with people. im so proud
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
milly keeps insisting her full name is millipede evangelist ratokie and it was driving nepo up a wall. he was scolding her once using her full birth name and she said "i can't believe you'd deadname me like that." ive taught her well in the art of fucking with people. im so proud
imagine if u will a bigfucking scary mobile siut squishing u to a pulp and killing u and beatinh and crushing u to death
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
imagine if u will a bigfucking scary mobile siut squishing u to a pulp and killing u and beatinh and crushing u to death
fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky
they called me kai armpit at zsstarbucks today. how the actual fuck do u get it THAT wrong
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
they called me kai armpit at zsstarbucks today. how the actual fuck do u get it THAT wrong
oh they finally got ahold of those emails huh
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
oh they finally got ahold of those emails huh
NEVER and i mean NEVER go to moon moon. i was stuck there for a WEEK while they tried to convert me to their weird ass religion. like man. im just trying to write a report on more "obscure" colonies to highlight issues with the government's policies on space. fuckin hell
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
NEVER and i mean NEVER go to moon moon. i was stuck there for a WEEK while they tried to convert me to their weird ass religion. like man. im just trying to write a report on more "obscure" colonies to highlight issues with the government's policies on space. fuckin hell
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Found a mobile suit part with absolutely nothing holding it together. No nut november has begun I guess
Mobile suit wiring looks like evil spaghetti.
Mobile suit wiring looks like evil spaghetti.
November 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Found a mobile suit part with absolutely nothing holding it together. No nut november has begun I guess
Mobile suit wiring looks like evil spaghetti.
Mobile suit wiring looks like evil spaghetti.
cant be forcefemmed if ur a trans guy. thats my secret
November 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
cant be forcefemmed if ur a trans guy. thats my secret
im going fucking insane
November 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
im going fucking insane
all mobile suit games are trash because the guncannon is never the best unit in the game. unrealistic.
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
all mobile suit games are trash because the guncannon is never the best unit in the game. unrealistic.
took milly trick-or-treating. someone asked how old we were and i said 17 and they looked at me like i was insane. fuck my stupid journalist life
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
took milly trick-or-treating. someone asked how old we were and i said 17 and they looked at me like i was insane. fuck my stupid journalist life
i swear to god if that shit got leaked
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i swear to god if that shit got leaked
i cant judge kamille. ive been with worse
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i cant judge kamille. ive been with worse
nepo rly isnt happy abt this one
oh hey i watched that with milly
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
nepo rly isnt happy abt this one
@jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social this u?
October 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social this u?
bored out of my mind. millys asleep and nepo is off doing some work related bullshit with luio & co. i dont even have anything to write rn
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
bored out of my mind. millys asleep and nepo is off doing some work related bullshit with luio & co. i dont even have anything to write rn
anyone remember the time the federation made that shitty shovelware party game where u could play as their mobile suits but it was made in like 0080 so there were only really 4 options. yeah well milly has become fixated on that for some reason. im convinced she knows literally everything abt it atp
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
anyone remember the time the federation made that shitty shovelware party game where u could play as their mobile suits but it was made in like 0080 so there were only really 4 options. yeah well milly has become fixated on that for some reason. im convinced she knows literally everything abt it atp
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October 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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SHUT UP
whenever i go back to normal someone tell me i'm a fucking nerd ass for not wanting to admit i'm a father. thanks
October 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
SHUT UP
what the actual FUCK HAPPENED TODAY!
October 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
what the actual FUCK HAPPENED TODAY!