KalariTheCynicalWitch
@kalarigamerchic.bsky.social
Black Mom, Goofy Wife, Writer of Sci-fi (Axiom and Taara Destiny's Chosen) and the Webcomic OMBOM. Loud mouth podcast host who talks about random things I like. Follow At Your Own Risk. Books: https://books2read.com/u/mBzXk
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
Axiom by Kalari (Tynisa) Walker, Greg Heisler
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December 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Woo got another royalty email. Thank you to everyone buying our books. Remember code 6LSC2
Offer good till January third 2026
Axiom- books2read.com/u/mBzXkp
Terra- books2read.com/u/bMqln
And Axiom is on Apple Books in Audiobook form
books.apple.com/us/audiobook...
You guys are helping my dream!
Offer good till January third 2026
Axiom- books2read.com/u/mBzXkp
Terra- books2read.com/u/bMqln
And Axiom is on Apple Books in Audiobook form
books.apple.com/us/audiobook...
You guys are helping my dream!
We will be back to streaming Friday on Twitch then Saturday on YouTube. Right now I got holiday stuff to take care of, I haven't even put up the wreath or anything. Plus honestly all the human rights violations is just damn depressing to talk about. I am gonna play music and decorate instead.
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
We will be back to streaming Friday on Twitch then Saturday on YouTube. Right now I got holiday stuff to take care of, I haven't even put up the wreath or anything. Plus honestly all the human rights violations is just damn depressing to talk about. I am gonna play music and decorate instead.
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They got $35 worth of free stuff.
The real reason they're mad is the $35 of free stuff was crappy and they can't flip it online:
The real reason they're mad is the $35 of free stuff was crappy and they can't flip it online:
The side eye I gave to some mofos who swore they were gonna boycott Black Friday/Cyber Monday. Acting like fools for a Target bag. I seen the compilations yall got played lol. A shiny bag full of shit. And some had the nerve to complain "we stood out in the cold for this..."
a man with glasses and the words play stupid games above him
ALT: a man with glasses and the words play stupid games above him
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December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
They got $35 worth of free stuff.
The real reason they're mad is the $35 of free stuff was crappy and they can't flip it online:
The real reason they're mad is the $35 of free stuff was crappy and they can't flip it online:
It's going to be so busy the next few weeks crafting and shipping. Even after the holiday orders are done. Greg and kiddos birthdays are right behind in January and February. I won't see a true break till March.
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It's going to be so busy the next few weeks crafting and shipping. Even after the holiday orders are done. Greg and kiddos birthdays are right behind in January and February. I won't see a true break till March.
The side eye I gave to some mofos who swore they were gonna boycott Black Friday/Cyber Monday. Acting like fools for a Target bag. I seen the compilations yall got played lol. A shiny bag full of shit. And some had the nerve to complain "we stood out in the cold for this..."
a man with glasses and the words play stupid games above him
ALT: a man with glasses and the words play stupid games above him
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The side eye I gave to some mofos who swore they were gonna boycott Black Friday/Cyber Monday. Acting like fools for a Target bag. I seen the compilations yall got played lol. A shiny bag full of shit. And some had the nerve to complain "we stood out in the cold for this..."
Why are they calling for 2 more days of this mess? My cats are both intrigued and over this mess.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Why are they calling for 2 more days of this mess? My cats are both intrigued and over this mess.
Its finished going to paint it later. Since we are getting snow again we may get to hand it right to him.
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Its finished going to paint it later. Since we are getting snow again we may get to hand it right to him.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Our plow guy who lives down the road it an MVP he was out here last night and made sure we could get out to the main road. Im 3d printing him a Mr Plow figure to thank him.
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Our plow guy who lives down the road it an MVP he was out here last night and made sure we could get out to the main road. Im 3d printing him a Mr Plow figure to thank him.
Not Eminem and Jack White doing the halftime show for this game! GO LIONS!
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Not Eminem and Jack White doing the halftime show for this game! GO LIONS!
It is officially chow down get the it's round one time. We got the Lions game on, and going get full of food.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It is officially chow down get the it's round one time. We got the Lions game on, and going get full of food.
Greg tried plowing the snow a bit while im cooking...I learned in NYC to wait till the snow fall stops. He's back inside and the snow said "at least you tried...." My poor sweetie.
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Greg tried plowing the snow a bit while im cooking...I learned in NYC to wait till the snow fall stops. He's back inside and the snow said "at least you tried...." My poor sweetie.
Welp day one of four days of snow has begun. At least we will be cozy inside. Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate giving thanks and gathering.
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Welp day one of four days of snow has begun. At least we will be cozy inside. Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate giving thanks and gathering.
I am still wondering who authorized this realistic photo of me in inverted color?
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I am still wondering who authorized this realistic photo of me in inverted color?
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The only time these mfs speak against violence is when one of their gang gets harmed . Fuck em
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The only time these mfs speak against violence is when one of their gang gets harmed . Fuck em
I 3d printed and painted Hana Hana No Mi for one of Greg's coworkers. I ended up printing one for myself. Robin is my favorite OnePiece character. #OnePiece #3dprinting #anime
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I 3d printed and painted Hana Hana No Mi for one of Greg's coworkers. I ended up printing one for myself. Robin is my favorite OnePiece character. #OnePiece #3dprinting #anime
Re quoting this because seriously cream cheese don't belong in mac and cheese, I don't care fight ya mama on that. I use my family's passed down for so darn long recipe. And even if I am not feeding them this year. I could hear the clowning id get if I tried experimenting with the recipe.
Just a reminder for all you home cooks especially newbies trying to "experiment" with Thanksgiving, your mama, aunties and everyone else will clown you for life if you mess with the macaroni and cheese. youtube.com/shorts/0Ec7C...
Happy Thanksgiving & don’t be experimenting with the macaroni and cheese #trentbedding #Macandcheese
YouTube video by Trent Bedding
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November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Re quoting this because seriously cream cheese don't belong in mac and cheese, I don't care fight ya mama on that. I use my family's passed down for so darn long recipe. And even if I am not feeding them this year. I could hear the clowning id get if I tried experimenting with the recipe.
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If 2025 was an entrée
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If 2025 was an entrée
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Spent last night putting this together. It was alot of fun and it just looks great. Only thing I wish blockees would do is give ya a place on the base for thr extra accessories.
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Spent last night putting this together. It was alot of fun and it just looks great. Only thing I wish blockees would do is give ya a place on the base for thr extra accessories.
The main reason why I throw down on Thanksgiving is because I only do this mess once a year. All my sides are prepped, sweet potato pie baked, cake baked. Turkey brining an ready for the low and slow. My feet hurt and im tired lol. This is why we do home made pizza for Christmas.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The main reason why I throw down on Thanksgiving is because I only do this mess once a year. All my sides are prepped, sweet potato pie baked, cake baked. Turkey brining an ready for the low and slow. My feet hurt and im tired lol. This is why we do home made pizza for Christmas.
You know there are always those who ignore that Black/Indigenous people exist in America. Who celebrate the family gathering, giving thanks to survival part, over the white washed propaganda. The spirit of this holiday is gathering and giving. Even as we recognize the ones who only take from us.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You know there are always those who ignore that Black/Indigenous people exist in America. Who celebrate the family gathering, giving thanks to survival part, over the white washed propaganda. The spirit of this holiday is gathering and giving. Even as we recognize the ones who only take from us.
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Baaaaaaaaby…IT’S TIME
Silent Night extended version by the Temptations will get played today 😂🙌🏾
Silent Night extended version by the Temptations will get played today 😂🙌🏾
Looking good and yep got started music is playing. It's go time.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Baaaaaaaaby…IT’S TIME
Silent Night extended version by the Temptations will get played today 😂🙌🏾
Silent Night extended version by the Temptations will get played today 😂🙌🏾
If you see this post an anime you love...this was a hard choice I love too many! 😭
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If you see this post an anime you love...this was a hard choice I love too many! 😭
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*stares Black Americanly*
Thanks for sharing this!
We must spread the word about #ICELawlessness!
We must spread the word about #ICELawlessness!
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
*stares Black Americanly*