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🐨 Kalendil 🦘
@kalendil.bsky.social
Big cat, sometimes dog! 18+ only. 🌈 af, taken.
Lmao they're going to ban YouTube for under-16s here.

I can't imagine the mindset of a person who thinks it's a good idea to forbid kids from using free time to learn about things they are interested in that their schools will never cover.

They tell us this govt isn't Conservative.

Doubt.
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 AM
This is my least surprising result on a meme in years.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I was today years old when my brain put together the 1-2-3-4-5 of the names from Gundamn Wing.
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
"I could use the next 30 seconds to fill out the form, but instead I'm going to spend 5 minutes complaining about the form to you on a Teams call."

Yeah, fuck you too, guy.
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I didn't spend a bunch of energy putting a mini-pc under our TV so I could pay Valve a bunuch of money to do the same thing.

If I *hadn't* done that, I'd be glad someone's doing a "console for pc games"
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I love both losing paid work hours and also paying a late cancellation fee to my therapist's clinic because of back pain! Hooray, back pain! Hooray, capitalism!
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Curse you, back, for your sudden and recurring betrayal
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The misdiagnosis that keeps on giving
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If you have to ask, you can't come in.
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Reposted by 🐨 Kalendil 🦘
The business is HAPPENING! 🤩

We’re trying to get out of “bot status” for the store! 😨

Please consider following my pokemon store’s social accounts! 🔥🐶😎
October 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
How many people have sent this to @phor.bsky.social 🤔
I love whatever is wrong with them 🙂‍↕️
October 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
TIL: if the Empire falls over, the timer we set will still alarm but cannot be stopped by normal means.
October 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Complaints about the end of Win 10 support:

"Grrrr, Microsoft is making me deal with a different software experience than I'm used to! They're so terrible!

In protest, I'm going to let my computer where I keep my whole life be gradually more open to literally any rando on the Internet."
October 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I can't believe this officially dropped on my bday hahahaha I've been feeling (good) things to this song since EDC youtu.be/pKi7aJjH9k4?...
it's murph, Nat Slater – Chemicals (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by it's murph
youtu.be
October 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Redfern smells like sunblock

Winter is over 🌞
September 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Loving this surprise 100% price increase from my gym 🤬🤬🤬
September 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
New guy is now gone guy \o/
I've literally never seen someone walk into a work environment this forgiving and lenient and rub 100% of people the wrong way without a crime being involved
September 20, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The only thing that was ever going to be meaningfully different here vs Tw/X was the name over the door.
September 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
⌚🐭? 🏴‍☠️.
September 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Reposted by 🐨 Kalendil 🦘
🍂OPEN FOR SEPTEMBER COMMISSIONS🍂
This batch will be started in a couple weeks! (Examples below/ in gallery)
First come first serve!
⭐️ 12 slots available
⭐️ 1 Character - $120
⭐️ Add-a-character - +$80
⭐️ Alt. Versions done for an additional fee
⭐️ DM to claim!
Repost if able! ✨❤️✨
#commissionsopen #furry
September 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
ExoSquad.
*Single tear*
*Pours one out for Typhonus clone #2*
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.

What's yours?
September 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
There are just some things that only pumas can do
September 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
oh THAT's what it's supposed to sound like

jesus fuck

if this had happened in public I'd have gotten stared at. I started laughing and crying at the same time.
September 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Ah there it is, my first auditory hallucination of the Teams notification
September 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Still stripey overall, but really feeling the dog these days 🐾
September 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM