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ESMirelle
@esmirelle.bsky.social
Not human, just look like one. Childless cat lady. Twitter elder & historian. Thin Lip Theory guru. 30+ (Grown) AuDHD
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Occupied Piscataway Territory
She/Her
Pinned
"I was told that I'm intimidating twice today, which is great because I want strange men to be afraid of me."
Dec 30th 2015
Ill go
(I'd much rather DIE than live without starches)
One starch must go…
(Rice, Potatoes, Pasta, Bread)
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Everyone can do it, regardless of age
It's can we recover from it that's the question, and how long will that recovery take?

Can u cry in the mulch for 10 mins & crawl back to ur car?

Or will u be completely shattered to pieces and attending physical therapy 3x a week?
Do you think you can jump out of a swing in mid air like when we were kids, right now at your grown age??
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Does anyone know of any mutual aid orgs in the Charlotte area?
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Which means there’s no accountability.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Welcome to Our World since 1619 🤷🏽‍♀️
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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this is appropriation
What started as a wink-wink tradition among dedicated pot smokers to make Thanksgiving more bearable has mushroomed into a full-blown holiday. Behold the “Cousin Walk.” 🔗 on.wsj.com/4oVRf9y
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"I need a lift, can u come pick me up?"
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This is hell
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
LMAOOOO
He thinks it’s the same guy probably
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I know that bald nazi in the WH is mad and itchy right now
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm already rubbing my feet together
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I need my back walked on
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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perfume commercials make absolutely no sense and do nothing to inspire me to buy perfume....
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Y'all make heterosexual relationships look so terrible.
0/10 would not recommend
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Men are so used to not doing what we don’t want, only doing what serves us, that we have to assume women are better/naturally suited for child care because why else would they change a diaper if they didn’t want to at a core level?
Pusha T and his wife Virginia are expecting a baby boy, Spring 2026. What a lovely message he wrote to her.
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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AYE MAN SAY MAN 💀💀💀😭😭😭😂😂😂 this is why you gotta be careful with your generosity 😂
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This made me cry laugh 😂
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Not everyone is happy to be alive today

Not everyone considers it a blessing

When each day is more painful than the next, an additional day is a punishment
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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The internet pre-Katrina:
99% text.
Pictures took minutes, songs took hours, and videos/movies took DAYS to download.

And if you want it the internet on your phone, you had to take out a mortgage.

Good times....
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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"This isn't the America I know!"

Black people:
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Crushing on some dude dressed as newsy with these shoes on in the club:
November 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
🥰🥰🥰
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM