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Kali C. Sapphire

@kalisapphire.bsky.social

370 followers 1.1K following 1K posts

30s Stupid ass blue/grey antelope creature. 🔞 NSFW,will occasionally post various kinds of gross shit. Dumb animal, Rivethead/Goth jams are my favorite. I'm also a film buff and love to read, feel free to hmu.

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 2h

a man with a tattoo on his arm stands next to a girl with blue hair

ALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm stands next to a girl with blue hair

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 5h

"That thing that everyone said would happen,did in fact happen."

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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 6d

yuritober day 4 but we're getting ready for the function

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 20h

BREAKING: RFK Jr says autism can be cured by "really yanking your shit, dryjacking, jelqing, maybe some weights" to "restore your holy organ to it's god-given form, before the Perfidious Globalists mutilated your form"

Though he also cautioned "DO NOT CUM WHILE DOING THIS, it invites demons"

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 20h

PetSmart employees watching me return to eat 47 more gerbils.

Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 1d

Why is he ALWAYS red???

Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 2d

a man is jumping in the air in a room with a desk and chair .

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 2d

I want to fly off of a skyscraper while holding a skateboard while "THERE GOES MY HERO" plays violently in the foreground.

Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 2d

a person is riding a skateboard on a brick sidewalk

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 3d

Man HAS to cook up a lie as to why he got his spine handed to him by a fucking blue video game ass barrel.

Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 3d

Bro got laid the fuck out by a cylinder.
If that happens to me y'all better lie at my funeral.

Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 3d

The fate of an unfortunate jetpack courier not careful enough in a corporate tower swarming with geometric biological horrors and rogue defence systems.

Also available on DOS and ST, and also on Switch as D/Generation: The Original.

📺: D/Generation, Veda Hlubinka-Cook, 1991 (Amiga AGA version)

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 3d

There are hundreds of thousands of American youth who get political and life advice from a guy who uses the sunlight hitting a dead rat on his floor as an alarm clock.

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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 4d

Prom Queen

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 5d

Bird spycam is back!

Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 5d

I saw the spooky dog movie and everyone in the room was cutting onions at the end (I was also doing that but hiding it so I can still be edgy and cool.)

Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 6d

Like an acceptable amount of urine.

Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 6d

You could wash it off in the sink, there's probably only a little bit of pee on it.

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✦ Hen/Gooby ✦ ➡️ BLFC @goobakery.bsky.social · 6d

Smiling Friends TOMORROW!!
I made some buttons to celebrate! 🎉
Get all three for $6 + Shipping
over on kofi --> ko-fi.com/s/c50d171bdb

#smilingfriends