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Karbon
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· Nov 20
Elon Musk is a cisgender man.
You can’t say that on Twitter. Feels so good 😌
You can’t say that on Twitter. Feels so good 😌
The inflatable suits at protests is brilliant because the Trump admin is desperate to showcase a strong and serious crack down on civil liberties, and they want images of government agents taking down men in ski masks and Molotov cocktails, not being chased by Daffy Duck.
Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧
October 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The inflatable suits at protests is brilliant because the Trump admin is desperate to showcase a strong and serious crack down on civil liberties, and they want images of government agents taking down men in ski masks and Molotov cocktails, not being chased by Daffy Duck.
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DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.
August 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.
He makes a good case 🧐
My 9yo told me he has to stay up late to bring in Juneteenth because he’s Black.
Boy tried it…💀💀💀
Boy tried it…💀💀💀
June 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
He makes a good case 🧐
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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️🌈 Just know that you are loved and cherished! And we will always be an ally for you!
Also happy pride month to conservative men cause there’s no way they’re straight
Also happy pride month to conservative men cause there’s no way they’re straight
June 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️🌈 Just know that you are loved and cherished! And we will always be an ally for you!
Also happy pride month to conservative men cause there’s no way they’re straight
Also happy pride month to conservative men cause there’s no way they’re straight
Never saw this one coming. This is why you don’t do photo ops or press events with fascists.
Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer said President Trump would be breaking a promise if he went through with pardoning the two men who were convicted of plotting to kidnap her, claiming that he pledged not to do so during a conversation last month.
Michigan Gov. Whitmer says Trump promised not to pardon kidnapping plotters
On Wednesday, Trump told reporters that he would “take a look at” pardoning the men, saying the trial looked “like somewhat of a railroad job.”
www.washingtonpost.com
May 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Never saw this one coming. This is why you don’t do photo ops or press events with fascists.
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I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
May 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
“In gay speech”, i’m dying
May 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
“In gay speech”, i’m dying
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Just catching up on the news
May 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Just catching up on the news
every viral twitter post these days
May 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
every viral twitter post these days
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Walz: When did government get to tell you how many dolls your child has? Government just big enough to fit in your bedroom, your womb, and apparently now in your toy chest.
May 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Walz: When did government get to tell you how many dolls your child has? Government just big enough to fit in your bedroom, your womb, and apparently now in your toy chest.
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I want politics to be about a better everyday life.
Here's what that can look like:
Here's what that can look like:
April 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I want politics to be about a better everyday life.
Here's what that can look like:
Here's what that can look like:
Helpful infographic I made describing Trump’s kidnapping and torture of Kilmar Abrego Garcia in a timeline. Unfortunately the infographic will likely get longer as the situation continues to develop.
April 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Helpful infographic I made describing Trump’s kidnapping and torture of Kilmar Abrego Garcia in a timeline. Unfortunately the infographic will likely get longer as the situation continues to develop.
My FaceID finally recognizes me with a tissue up my nose. This is a HUGE win for those with constant allergies 😌
April 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My FaceID finally recognizes me with a tissue up my nose. This is a HUGE win for those with constant allergies 😌
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All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
April 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
This is what’s gonna get him impeached
Nintendo has delayed Switch 2 pre-orders because of the Trump tariffs
“Pre-orders for Nintendo Switch 2 in the U.S. will not start April 9, 2025 in order to assess the potential impact of tariffs and evolving market conditions”
(via Polygon)
“Pre-orders for Nintendo Switch 2 in the U.S. will not start April 9, 2025 in order to assess the potential impact of tariffs and evolving market conditions”
(via Polygon)
April 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is what’s gonna get him impeached
Just started yellowjackets. “Queer Kamala” is crazy
April 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Just started yellowjackets. “Queer Kamala” is crazy
Imagine voting a particular way. And because you voted the way you did, exactly 5 months later, because of you, the economy crashes.
If you hadn’t voted the way you did, the economy would not have crashed. But because you did, the economy crashed. Immediately. Because of you.
If you hadn’t voted the way you did, the economy would not have crashed. But because you did, the economy crashed. Immediately. Because of you.
April 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Imagine voting a particular way. And because you voted the way you did, exactly 5 months later, because of you, the economy crashes.
If you hadn’t voted the way you did, the economy would not have crashed. But because you did, the economy crashed. Immediately. Because of you.
If you hadn’t voted the way you did, the economy would not have crashed. But because you did, the economy crashed. Immediately. Because of you.
Imagine voting a particular way. And because you voted the way you did, exactly 5 months later, because of you, the economy crashes.
If you hadn’t voted the way you did, the economy would not have crashed. But because you did, the economy crashed. Immediately. Because of you.
If you hadn’t voted the way you did, the economy would not have crashed. But because you did, the economy crashed. Immediately. Because of you.
April 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Imagine voting a particular way. And because you voted the way you did, exactly 5 months later, because of you, the economy crashes.
If you hadn’t voted the way you did, the economy would not have crashed. But because you did, the economy crashed. Immediately. Because of you.
If you hadn’t voted the way you did, the economy would not have crashed. But because you did, the economy crashed. Immediately. Because of you.
Why not just make it 300 lol pissin me off
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bsky.social
April 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Why not just make it 300 lol pissin me off
Asked the new openAI 4o to create an image of a Twitter abortion argument where someone gets ratioed into oblivion and this is what it gave me i’m crying
March 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Asked the new openAI 4o to create an image of a Twitter abortion argument where someone gets ratioed into oblivion and this is what it gave me i’m crying
Watching Dexter for the first time and the frequency of events where person A tries to legitimately straight up murder person B and the next episode it’s like nothing happened and they’re chilling as friends talking about the color of the sky is concerning. It’s so casual lmao
March 20, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Watching Dexter for the first time and the frequency of events where person A tries to legitimately straight up murder person B and the next episode it’s like nothing happened and they’re chilling as friends talking about the color of the sky is concerning. It’s so casual lmao
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UPDATE: Trump has until tomorrow at noon to put up or shut up in the Alien Enemies Act case. I explain in laypeople’s terms.
March 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
UPDATE: Trump has until tomorrow at noon to put up or shut up in the Alien Enemies Act case. I explain in laypeople’s terms.
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Actually, the White House explicitly admitted to violating the order. Their claim is they don’t have to comply with court orders.
March 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Actually, the White House explicitly admitted to violating the order. Their claim is they don’t have to comply with court orders.