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karhidish.bsky.social
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames
@karhidish.bsky.social
he/him. i'm tmi and transgender and horny and annoying. THIS ACCOUNT IS NSFW

icon is a commission of my oc yoali by https://pumpkinlass.tumblr.com
header is by phyllis shafer https://www.phyllisshafer.com/
i have two cousins on my dad's (evil) side of the family that are genuinely really good and sweet people but i struggle to keep in contact with since i don't talk to anyone else, but i reached out to my cousin about wanting to get some gifts for her daughter and she gave me the sweetest response 🥹
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
being a still-kind-of-young-adult in these times is very trippy bc i feel robbed of so much that previous generations got to have but also sometimes i look around and i'm like. well. at least i got in under the door while childhood vaccines and reading books in school were still a solid Thing
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
my weirdest chip on my shoulder is about writing advice the last few years tbh. i think a lot of prospective writers suffer from the mindset that you should only read in the genre you want to write (if you read at all) and need to jump into a Big Magnum Opus right away. i hate it.
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
reading different things and writing exercises, of which there are many. the ones in ursula k. le guin's steering the craft are great
sometimes artists (visual) will talk about how they do anatomy studies, drawing things over and over to get it right

musicians practice, playing a part of a piece over and over to get it right

what is novel writing practice, huh?
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
anti-cdc protestors on campus have switched to the other side of the street bc they're too pussy to put their signs next to the memorial of the person their ally shot to death, which means they are now at one of my bus's stops. the temptation to do hop out and something ill-advised is so intense
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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please share. we’re all in this together
If you want to help, you can share our story, check out our work at viralemergence.org, and - if you're the one in a million person who can save our project - reach out. (At this point, my job is to fundraise for the amazing scientists I work with, so they can focus on doing some actual science! 🦠)
Verena
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viralemergence.org
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I've said this before, but there are two kinds of people in the world.

- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something, and think it's unfair unless everyone else also suffers
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something and don't want anyone else to experience that.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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fuck
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
my small contribution to people correctly dunking on those posts abt people faking disabilities for accommodations is i think we as a society wildly overestimate the people who are living with disabilities and don't even realize it so they're never going to be considered Officially Disabled
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
my cpap wrapped says i got way better this year at regularly washing my mask but that i need to set an alarm on my phone about the monthly filter replacement
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I swear to god none of the people involved here have actually played this game because if they did they’d be embarrassed that this is what they’re afraid of.
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Rabbit locomotion — Brehms Tierleben, 1914
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30.
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
THESE GAYS, THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i would keep working in libraries but 20-30 hours instead of 40 and use the extra time + energy to write/draw/volunteer more. also get my own place and some tattoos.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

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November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
lrp i used to work with someone who would talk shit about movies/books/games that she only knew about through youtube reviews and essays and it made me absolutely insane. if you don't think you'll like something fine but don't regurgitate someone else's opinion and act like you're smart for it
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
i know being exempt fucks a lot of people over but it's been such a boon for me. about to leave work at 1:30 bc there's no students that need supervision and i can't be fucked and will face no monetary or disciplinary consequences at all bc i'm literally just allowed to for some reason.
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM