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gentle giant
i get my steps in by walking the long way to the most oblique shitpost
if i were writing a guest essay about how gen-z needs to adopt the liberal mindset of harry potter millenials and 2/3rds of the way through I dropped "I often wonder if I feel nostalgic for the 1990s only because that was the decade of my childhood," i would stop and scrap the whole thing.
January 27, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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No, DrDisrespect was not invited to Highguard event (via @zackzwiezen.com)
DrDisrespect Lies About Being Invited To Highguard Preview Event - Kotaku
The controversial streamer shared a post online claiming he was invited to a creator event for the new FPS
kotaku.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:55 PM
they call him drdisrespect because you bring him in to doctor up your launch and then everyone disrespects you
January 26, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Sorry everyone I just do not want to work today.
January 26, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Do you think Bo Jackson watched a lot of anime on Toonami?

Does Bo know Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?
January 26, 2026 at 6:09 PM
trying to remember which Dragon Quest game SMAP did commercials for (spoiler: it was more than one) I ran across this post and have learned that IGN has an *official* opinion on SMAP
January 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Microsoft Binge
January 26, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I just read someone use “bingeing” in the context of playing a video game all weekend to finish it and I thought “That doesn’t seem right, ‘binge’ feels like a passive activity, like tv” until I remembered that pre-Netflix, the thing we binged most was eating. Language, man.
January 26, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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hi! if you'd like a pixel art portrait, please show me the animal or person + a receipt for a $25+ payment to one of the MN groups or orgs on this list:

www.standwithminnesota.com

if you can't redact, want privacy, email me: [email protected]
January 25, 2026 at 5:39 PM
immediately reminded of this interview between Naoki Urasawa and Hisashi Eguchi about Katsuhiro Otomo and the way he drew gunfire changing manga forever. (from mangabrog.wordpress.com/2015/05/17/n...)
January 26, 2026 at 3:56 AM
just listened to casey kasem shout out Shizuoka FM, pronouncing it "She's woke-uh" and, you know what, you're damn right casey. She's woke-uh as hell-uh.
January 25, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Jack in the Box gets me
January 25, 2026 at 7:38 PM
only ten and a half years were between aerosmith's original "walk this way" and their run dmc collaborative version. if someone wanted to do a crossover hit on a similar timeframe nowadays, we'd have a k-pop cover of hozier's "take me to church"
January 25, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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a stretchy lycra chest binder, or

Spanx for the Mammaries
January 25, 2026 at 9:01 AM
i just got reposted by a nudes in bio account so i don't wanna hear anymore discourse about how bluesky isn't gonna make it. they made it. they're here.
January 25, 2026 at 3:43 AM
today i learned that Pretty Woman was playing at a Hokkaido theater in 1990 along with BEST GUY, a japanese Top Gun knockoff about a pilot named Goku
The only info we could find about the existence of this film, let alone its exhibition, is that a theater in Hokkaido had a listing for it in 1990, along with Rocky V proper and other films surrounding it (some of which were, uh, let's just say "classy" titles).
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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SUPER MARIO ALL-STARS
NINTENDO 1993
SNES
January 24, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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I've been leaning towards Tubi being the streaming service, and now I think it's official: they have Season 1 and Season 2 of one of the best science and technology comedy shows ever made… "Look Around You".

Thanks, Tubi. Thubi.

tubitv.com/series/30001...
Look Around You
This unique combination of parody and homage to early 70s/80s British educational programs examines different scientific topics in each episode.
tubitv.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
*learning about the controversy around the Earthworm Jim creator*
simply unconscionable… he had HOW many Napels?
January 23, 2026 at 7:40 PM
my apartment complex has emailed me twice recently asking me to fill out a customer satisfaction survey for my move-in

i moved in eighteen months ago
January 23, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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extremely did not plan it this way, FYI
Happy 50th Anniversary to David Bowie’s tenth studio album ‘Station to Station’ originally released January 23, 1976 | Listen to the album + read our tribute by @tenelson65.bsky.social here: album.ink/DavidBowieSTS
January 23, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I heard this happen earlier because my bedroom window is like fifty feet away but even hearing it i wasn’t sure there’d be evidence of the donuts someone in my neighborhood made. silly me!
January 23, 2026 at 7:53 AM
i’m never going to watch it to find out but i’ll put fifty cents / a coke down on a bet that they use that 4 Non-Blondes song in the upcoming Masters of the Universe flick
January 22, 2026 at 9:30 PM
this is how i spend every day off
me every afternoon
January 22, 2026 at 8:14 PM