Caption: What do you mean by, “What are your New Year’s resolutions?” Are you implying there is something wrong with me?
Caption: What do you mean by, “What are your New Year’s resolutions?” Are you implying there is something wrong with me?
Caption: What are you kvetching about? You’re the one who put the toilet paper on the wrong way.
Caption: What are you kvetching about? You’re the one who put the toilet paper on the wrong way.
Caption: Honestly, I have no problem with your friends staying the night, but does he have to sleep THERE?
Caption: Honestly, I have no problem with your friends staying the night, but does he have to sleep THERE?
Caption: Dad says you have a bad cold. I didn’t know that there was a good one.
Caption: Dad says you have a bad cold. I didn’t know that there was a good one.
Caption: Oscar has been having problems with setting boundaries lately.
Caption: Oscar has been having problems with setting boundaries lately.
Caption: This year for Kwanzaa, I brought anchovy latkes.
Caption: This year for Kwanzaa, I brought anchovy latkes.
Caption: Well, it was a Yule log, but Oscar turned it into Yule sawdust.
Caption: Well, it was a Yule log, but Oscar turned it into Yule sawdust.
Caption: Of course he’s always happy. He’s in a constant state of denial.
Caption: Of course he’s always happy. He’s in a constant state of denial.
Caption: I never laid a beak on him. He told Dad that I was JUST a bird.
Caption: I never laid a beak on him. He told Dad that I was JUST a bird.
Caption: Well Caruso, you may call it caroling, but the neighbors are calling to complain about all the screaming.
Caption: Well Caruso, you may call it caroling, but the neighbors are calling to complain about all the screaming.
Caption: Of course I listen to my body, and it day, “I need an anchovy pizza, now!”
Caption: Of course I listen to my body, and it day, “I need an anchovy pizza, now!”
Caption: Why would you want an elf on a shelf, when you have a parrot on a carrot.
Caption: Why would you want an elf on a shelf, when you have a parrot on a carrot.
Caption: Does he bite? Well, let me put it this way, his ringtone is the theme song from “Jaws”.
Caption: Does he bite? Well, let me put it this way, his ringtone is the theme song from “Jaws”.
Caption: Sorry, I let Oscar buy the candles this year. I had no idea that they were anchovy scented.
Caption: Sorry, I let Oscar buy the candles this year. I had no idea that they were anchovy scented.
Caption: Larry says he’s a monk on a trunk.
Caption: Larry says he’s a monk on a trunk.
Caption: I do listen to my body. And it always gets me into trouble.
Caption: I do listen to my body. And it always gets me into trouble.
Caption: Instead of an elf on the shelf this year, we have a Quaker on a shaker.
Caption: Instead of an elf on the shelf this year, we have a Quaker on a shaker.
Caption: Well, they can talk and obey simple commands, but are they sentient like us?
Caption: Well, they can talk and obey simple commands, but are they sentient like us?
Caption: Oh sorry, you got Oscar’s bagel. He likes his with anchovies and a schmear.
Caption: Oh sorry, you got Oscar’s bagel. He likes his with anchovies and a schmear.
Caption: I’m getting a bad feeling about the new vet. Dad said he used to be a coroner.
Caption: I’m getting a bad feeling about the new vet. Dad said he used to be a coroner.
Caption: His owner spends a lot of time on her phone texting.
Caption: His owner spends a lot of time on her phone texting.
Caption: Bob’s talent is he’s a dive bomber.
Caption: Bob’s talent is he’s a dive bomber.
Caption: Mom joined a book of the month club. So we’ll get a new book to taste once every month.
Caption: Mom joined a book of the month club. So we’ll get a new book to taste once every month.
Caption: No, I don’t know what it’s for, but the guy on TV said to ask you if it’s right for me.
Caption: No, I don’t know what it’s for, but the guy on TV said to ask you if it’s right for me.
Caption: An ebook won’t replace the smell and feel of a good book … or the taste.
Caption: An ebook won’t replace the smell and feel of a good book … or the taste.