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Rex A. Jones
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Rex is a cartoonist and creator of the comic strip Oscar. You can find him at https://buymeacoffee.com/laughingparrot.
Festivus greetings, blessed Yule, and a happy Christmas. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, it was a Yule log, but Oscar turned it into Yule sawdust.
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Joyfully unaware. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Of course he’s always happy. He’s in a constant state of denial.
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Nothing less than family. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I never laid a beak on him. He told Dad that I was JUST a bird.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Avian virtuoso. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well Caruso, you may call it caroling, but the neighbors are calling to complain about all the screaming.
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It’s chow time! An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Of course I listen to my body, and it day, “I need an anchovy pizza, now!”
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Better than standing on a ferret. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Why would you want an elf on a shelf, when you have a parrot on a carrot.
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Does he bite? Well, let me put it this way, his ringtone is the theme song from “Jaws”.
December 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Something smells fishy. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Sorry, I let Oscar buy the candles this year. I had no idea that they were anchovy scented.
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Check your baggage here. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Larry says he’s a monk on a trunk.
December 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I hear you. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I do listen to my body. And it always gets me into trouble.
December 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
A well seasoned gag. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Instead of an elf on the shelf this year, we have a Quaker on a shaker.
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Conscious perception. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, they can talk and obey simple commands, but are they sentient like us?
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Fishy nosh. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oh sorry, you got Oscar’s bagel. He likes his with anchovies and a schmear.
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Toe tag line. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I’m getting a bad feeling about the new vet. Dad said he used to be a coroner.
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
A bevy of abbreviations. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: His owner spends a lot of time on her phone texting.
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Death from above. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Bob’s talent is he’s a dive bomber.
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Variety is the spice of noshes. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Mom joined a book of the month club. So we’ll get a new book to taste once every month.
December 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Side effect may include… An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, I don’t know what it’s for, but the guy on TV said to ask you if it’s right for me.
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Chewed any good novels lately. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: An ebook won’t replace the smell and feel of a good book … or the taste.
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Running in the red. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Why do you need to know what to use for blood stains?
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Medical mayhem. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Why do you want to know if I have malpractice insurance?
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
A blow to the ego. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oscar’s angry with me, because I said that nobody’s perfect.
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Share a bath with a friend. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Obviously, whoever said two can live as cheaply as one, has never paid a water bill.
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
My favorite sale. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I like Black Friday a lot better than Cyber Monday, because I get that day off from school.
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
‘Tis the winter of our discount tent. Caption: When you said your did a lot of camping, I didn’t think it would be in front of a store.
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM