Rex A. Jones
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Rex is a cartoonist and creator of the comic strip Oscar. You can find him at https://buymeacoffee.com/laughingparrot.
Late, why wait? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I think I may be constipated. I haven’t pooped for 20 minutes.
Balloon: Unblock naturally with prune flavored Poop-B-Gone.
Caption: I think I may be constipated. I haven’t pooped for 20 minutes.
Balloon: Unblock naturally with prune flavored Poop-B-Gone.
January 10, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Late, why wait? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I think I may be constipated. I haven’t pooped for 20 minutes.
Balloon: Unblock naturally with prune flavored Poop-B-Gone.
Caption: I think I may be constipated. I haven’t pooped for 20 minutes.
Balloon: Unblock naturally with prune flavored Poop-B-Gone.
Dam the energy centers and eat those fish. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I don’t care if anchovy pizza is blocking my chakras. If you don’t give me one, YOURS will all red.
Caption: I don’t care if anchovy pizza is blocking my chakras. If you don’t give me one, YOURS will all red.
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Dam the energy centers and eat those fish. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I don’t care if anchovy pizza is blocking my chakras. If you don’t give me one, YOURS will all red.
Caption: I don’t care if anchovy pizza is blocking my chakras. If you don’t give me one, YOURS will all red.
Talon talk. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad said you had bad crow’s feet. They look perfectly normal to me.
Caption: Dad said you had bad crow’s feet. They look perfectly normal to me.
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Talon talk. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad said you had bad crow’s feet. They look perfectly normal to me.
Caption: Dad said you had bad crow’s feet. They look perfectly normal to me.
You always hurt the onr you love. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, you asked for a kiss. What did you expect from someone who has a beak?
Caption: Well, you asked for a kiss. What did you expect from someone who has a beak?
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
You always hurt the onr you love. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, you asked for a kiss. What did you expect from someone who has a beak?
Caption: Well, you asked for a kiss. What did you expect from someone who has a beak?
Hurling festive confections. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oscar’s getting ready to participate in National Fruitcake Toss Day.
Caption: Oscar’s getting ready to participate in National Fruitcake Toss Day.
January 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Hurling festive confections. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oscar’s getting ready to participate in National Fruitcake Toss Day.
Caption: Oscar’s getting ready to participate in National Fruitcake Toss Day.
Abode misunderstanding. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, just because the door on your cage was broken, doesn’t mean you’re from a broken home.
Caption: No, just because the door on your cage was broken, doesn’t mean you’re from a broken home.
January 2, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Abode misunderstanding. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, just because the door on your cage was broken, doesn’t mean you’re from a broken home.
Caption: No, just because the door on your cage was broken, doesn’t mean you’re from a broken home.
Happy New Year! An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: What do you mean by, “What are your New Year’s resolutions?” Are you implying there is something wrong with me?
Caption: What do you mean by, “What are your New Year’s resolutions?” Are you implying there is something wrong with me?
January 1, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Happy New Year! An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: What do you mean by, “What are your New Year’s resolutions?” Are you implying there is something wrong with me?
Caption: What do you mean by, “What are your New Year’s resolutions?” Are you implying there is something wrong with me?
TP tornado. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: What are you kvetching about? You’re the one who put the toilet paper on the wrong way.
Caption: What are you kvetching about? You’re the one who put the toilet paper on the wrong way.
January 1, 2026 at 6:23 AM
TP tornado. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: What are you kvetching about? You’re the one who put the toilet paper on the wrong way.
Caption: What are you kvetching about? You’re the one who put the toilet paper on the wrong way.
Someone to watch over me. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Honestly, I have no problem with your friends staying the night, but does he have to sleep THERE?
Caption: Honestly, I have no problem with your friends staying the night, but does he have to sleep THERE?
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Someone to watch over me. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Honestly, I have no problem with your friends staying the night, but does he have to sleep THERE?
Caption: Honestly, I have no problem with your friends staying the night, but does he have to sleep THERE?
A better quality disease? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad says you have a bad cold. I didn’t know that there was a good one.
Caption: Dad says you have a bad cold. I didn’t know that there was a good one.
December 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
A better quality disease? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad says you have a bad cold. I didn’t know that there was a good one.
Caption: Dad says you have a bad cold. I didn’t know that there was a good one.
Border Patrol. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oscar has been having problems with setting boundaries lately.
Caption: Oscar has been having problems with setting boundaries lately.
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Border Patrol. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oscar has been having problems with setting boundaries lately.
Caption: Oscar has been having problems with setting boundaries lately.
Happy Kwanzaa! An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: This year for Kwanzaa, I brought anchovy latkes.
Caption: This year for Kwanzaa, I brought anchovy latkes.
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Happy Kwanzaa! An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: This year for Kwanzaa, I brought anchovy latkes.
Caption: This year for Kwanzaa, I brought anchovy latkes.
Festivus greetings, blessed Yule, and a happy Christmas. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, it was a Yule log, but Oscar turned it into Yule sawdust.
Caption: Well, it was a Yule log, but Oscar turned it into Yule sawdust.
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Festivus greetings, blessed Yule, and a happy Christmas. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, it was a Yule log, but Oscar turned it into Yule sawdust.
Caption: Well, it was a Yule log, but Oscar turned it into Yule sawdust.
Joyfully unaware. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Of course he’s always happy. He’s in a constant state of denial.
Caption: Of course he’s always happy. He’s in a constant state of denial.
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Joyfully unaware. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Of course he’s always happy. He’s in a constant state of denial.
Caption: Of course he’s always happy. He’s in a constant state of denial.
Nothing less than family. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I never laid a beak on him. He told Dad that I was JUST a bird.
Caption: I never laid a beak on him. He told Dad that I was JUST a bird.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Nothing less than family. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I never laid a beak on him. He told Dad that I was JUST a bird.
Caption: I never laid a beak on him. He told Dad that I was JUST a bird.
Avian virtuoso. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well Caruso, you may call it caroling, but the neighbors are calling to complain about all the screaming.
Caption: Well Caruso, you may call it caroling, but the neighbors are calling to complain about all the screaming.
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Avian virtuoso. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well Caruso, you may call it caroling, but the neighbors are calling to complain about all the screaming.
Caption: Well Caruso, you may call it caroling, but the neighbors are calling to complain about all the screaming.
It’s chow time! An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Of course I listen to my body, and it day, “I need an anchovy pizza, now!”
Caption: Of course I listen to my body, and it day, “I need an anchovy pizza, now!”
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s chow time! An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Of course I listen to my body, and it day, “I need an anchovy pizza, now!”
Caption: Of course I listen to my body, and it day, “I need an anchovy pizza, now!”
Better than standing on a ferret. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Why would you want an elf on a shelf, when you have a parrot on a carrot.
Caption: Why would you want an elf on a shelf, when you have a parrot on a carrot.
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Better than standing on a ferret. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Why would you want an elf on a shelf, when you have a parrot on a carrot.
Caption: Why would you want an elf on a shelf, when you have a parrot on a carrot.
Duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Does he bite? Well, let me put it this way, his ringtone is the theme song from “Jaws”.
Caption: Does he bite? Well, let me put it this way, his ringtone is the theme song from “Jaws”.
December 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Does he bite? Well, let me put it this way, his ringtone is the theme song from “Jaws”.
Caption: Does he bite? Well, let me put it this way, his ringtone is the theme song from “Jaws”.
Something smells fishy. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Sorry, I let Oscar buy the candles this year. I had no idea that they were anchovy scented.
Caption: Sorry, I let Oscar buy the candles this year. I had no idea that they were anchovy scented.
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Something smells fishy. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Sorry, I let Oscar buy the candles this year. I had no idea that they were anchovy scented.
Caption: Sorry, I let Oscar buy the candles this year. I had no idea that they were anchovy scented.
Check your baggage here. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Larry says he’s a monk on a trunk.
Caption: Larry says he’s a monk on a trunk.
December 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Check your baggage here. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Larry says he’s a monk on a trunk.
Caption: Larry says he’s a monk on a trunk.
I hear you. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I do listen to my body. And it always gets me into trouble.
Caption: I do listen to my body. And it always gets me into trouble.
December 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I hear you. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I do listen to my body. And it always gets me into trouble.
Caption: I do listen to my body. And it always gets me into trouble.
A well seasoned gag. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Instead of an elf on the shelf this year, we have a Quaker on a shaker.
Caption: Instead of an elf on the shelf this year, we have a Quaker on a shaker.
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
A well seasoned gag. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Instead of an elf on the shelf this year, we have a Quaker on a shaker.
Caption: Instead of an elf on the shelf this year, we have a Quaker on a shaker.
Conscious perception. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, they can talk and obey simple commands, but are they sentient like us?
Caption: Well, they can talk and obey simple commands, but are they sentient like us?
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Conscious perception. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, they can talk and obey simple commands, but are they sentient like us?
Caption: Well, they can talk and obey simple commands, but are they sentient like us?
Fishy nosh. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oh sorry, you got Oscar’s bagel. He likes his with anchovies and a schmear.
Caption: Oh sorry, you got Oscar’s bagel. He likes his with anchovies and a schmear.
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Fishy nosh. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oh sorry, you got Oscar’s bagel. He likes his with anchovies and a schmear.
Caption: Oh sorry, you got Oscar’s bagel. He likes his with anchovies and a schmear.