Kathryn Baecht
@kathrynbaecht.bsky.social
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Humor/Satire at McSweeney's, LA Times, Boston Globe Austin, Texas
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I will never write the great American novel, but I did write the phrase "pelvis chickens" and that is enough for me. @mcsweeneys.net
mcsweeneys.net
"Perimenopause is triggered when your ovaries—or 'pelvis chickens'—quit dependably laying eggs each month. Maybe some months they lay eggs, but other months they just sit on the couch, drinking a nice Malbec, eating corn nuts, and watching Better Call Saul."
Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
Thank you for calling the perimenopause hotline. Our phone lines are flooded with an unexpected gush of calls right now, but we assure you that our...
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ericmgarcia.bsky.social
It is hard to put into words how this past week basically erased a decade’s worth of work to promote of acceptance of #ActuallyAutistic people and accommodate autism. But somehow Trump did more to promote fear and lies around autism than any other president.
www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Opinion | Trump’s reckless announcement linking Tylenol and autism is already doing major damage
Touting a possible cure with little evidence only gives loved ones of autistic people false hope.
www.msnbc.com
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hellotherexu.bsky.social
But consider this is how we get Shrimp-Man. And also an into the shrimp verse that takes place across Walmarts from every universe.
kathrynbaecht.bsky.social
i love how fully thought out your shrimp-verse is😂
kathrynbaecht.bsky.social
omg that image-now I'm going to have nightmares
kathrynbaecht.bsky.social
Real Texas Laws starting in September: Municipal gun buy back programs are illegal, passing or enforcing red flag laws is illegal, sawed off shot guns are legal.
mcsweeneys.net
"The 3rd District blows Democratic votes away. We promise a chicken in every pot, a car in every garage and a firearm in every hand. Sawed-off shotguns are now legal in Texas. With this kind of leadership, how could anyone not want Texas Republicans to have more seats in the House?"
New Texas Congressional Districts
- - - Some people think this map looks gerrymandered, but we don’t see it. We also don’t see the innovation, economic growth, and kick-ass food sc...
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No!! I noticed she's from ATX👀🇨🇱
kathrynbaecht.bsky.social
Thank you! I'm ready and willing!
kathrynbaecht.bsky.social
I looked up the workshop out of curiosity and it sounds mind-blowingly bad
kathrynbaecht.bsky.social
If I could harness the power of the army of bots following me, I could do anything.
kathrynbaecht.bsky.social
Hi Austin, how are you?
mcsweeneys.net
"District 2 aims to 'Keep Austin Weird' by taking away all of its voting power. But at least urban liberals and rural conservatives now share something in common: one representative to do Trump’s bidding in Congress."
New Texas Congressional Districts
- - - Some people think this map looks gerrymandered, but we don’t see it. We also don’t see the innovation, economic growth, and kick-ass food sc...
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mcsweeneys.net
"District 2 aims to 'Keep Austin Weird' by taking away all of its voting power. But at least urban liberals and rural conservatives now share something in common: one representative to do Trump’s bidding in Congress."
New Texas Congressional Districts
- - - Some people think this map looks gerrymandered, but we don’t see it. We also don’t see the innovation, economic growth, and kick-ass food sc...
buff.ly
kathrynbaecht.bsky.social
Stay out of my Etsy searches!
kathrynbaecht.bsky.social
We have two cats who simply moved in with us. Both already fixed. One chipped but no name registered to it. Not kittens but the cat distribution system worked for us!
kathrynbaecht.bsky.social
You're a real one for this😂
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Don't they know you can already buy it easily at Tractor Supply
robertdownen.bsky.social
Just in: Ahead of second special session, the Speaker of the Texas House has given priority status to a bill that'd allow pharmacists to dispense Ivermectin.
kathrynbaecht.bsky.social
It was awesome working with @erinmcreynolds.bsky.social on this piece tackling our home state's wild redistricting plans!
erinmcreynolds.bsky.social
I’m so thrilled to have a
comic in McSweeneys with Kathryn Baecht!! But also now my search history has *That Hat*, “DJT’s pubic hair signature,” and “sawed-off shotgun” in it so let’s see what ads I get now…

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/new...
New Texas Congressional Districts
- - - Some people think this map looks gerrymandered, but we don’t see it. We also don’t see the innovation, economic growth, and kick-ass food sc...
www.mcsweeneys.net