Kyle
@kbeatt.com
"It's really easy to get what you want, but really hard to get what you need." - Me
It could be worse 🤷🏾♂️
Philly 4 for 4 ⚾🏈🏒🏀
Gifs are my primary method of communication
It could be worse 🤷🏾♂️
Philly 4 for 4 ⚾🏈🏒🏀
Gifs are my primary method of communication
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Kyle
@kbeatt.com
· Aug 22
My best friend left me unexpectedly last night. Kelsey was an amazing dog. We were the perfect team. She was not too needy but always ready for an adventurous walk around the block or to the field for an hour of fetch. My house is too quiet now. I'm really going to miss her 💔💔
This person does not exist. No human being looks like this
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This person does not exist. No human being looks like this
Basketball before April is useless
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Basketball before April is useless
I see the 2nd quarter is the new 3rd quarter for the Sixers
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I see the 2nd quarter is the new 3rd quarter for the Sixers
How is it possible to give up 80+ points in a half? Basketball is broken
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
How is it possible to give up 80+ points in a half? Basketball is broken
post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
post a famous bathroom scene
The only thing I will ever mix is corn and mashed potatoes. Everything else, keep your distance
My preference... yes, I'm 5 years old when it comes to food.... I don't want it touching.. go judge your face in a mirror 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The only thing I will ever mix is corn and mashed potatoes. Everything else, keep your distance
Your brain's irrational
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Your brain's irrational
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
Pumpkin pie is shit. Sweet potato pie all day
They're both round, orange and probably bad for your health, but which is the better Thanksgiving dessert: pumpkin or sweet potato pie?
Sweet potato or pumpkin? The Thanksgiving pie debate
They’re both round, orange and probably bad for your health, but which is the better Thanksgiving dessert: pumpkin or sweet potato pie?
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Pumpkin pie is shit. Sweet potato pie all day
This Thanksgiving, I'd love to give thanks to the Phillies for signing Kyle Schwarber. Let's go Dave. Don't make us sad
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
This Thanksgiving, I'd love to give thanks to the Phillies for signing Kyle Schwarber. Let's go Dave. Don't make us sad
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
Hit him right in the dick
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hit him right in the dick
Oh Flyers. Not quite ready to play with the big boys, I guess
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh Flyers. Not quite ready to play with the big boys, I guess
Roger Craig was the shit. One of my favorite players growing up. I still can't believe he fumbled late in that NFC Championship game against the Giants
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Roger Craig was the shit. One of my favorite players growing up. I still can't believe he fumbled late in that NFC Championship game against the Giants
The Flyers scoring first is overrated
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Flyers scoring first is overrated
How about that ref announcing the fighting penalties?!
a man with glasses and a beard is wearing a suit and tie
Alt: a man with glasses and a beard is wearing a suit and tie
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
How about that ref announcing the fighting penalties?!
I'm fairly certain Sydney Brown did this to him. That dude either hurts himself or someone else whenever he is on the field
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm fairly certain Sydney Brown did this to him. That dude either hurts himself or someone else whenever he is on the field
How many women are out here like this?
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
How many women are out here like this?
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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this is what happens when you have nobody in your life that loves you.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
this is what happens when you have nobody in your life that loves you.
Good moring to everyone except anyone named Kevin Patullo. All of them suck. Go Birds
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Good moring to everyone except anyone named Kevin Patullo. All of them suck. Go Birds