Keith Ehlis
@keithehlis.com
Oreo Aficionado | 2024 AFF Semifinalist and Multi-time 2nd Rounder
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Siri, wipe my phone, fake my death and enroll me in the witness protection program.
Hey Siri, delete my account
Hey Siri, delete this post
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Siri, wipe my phone, fake my death and enroll me in the witness protection program.
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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
@mikefinger.bsky.social @matthewtynan.bsky.social @jmcdonaldsa.bsky.social Why don’t Spurs coaches take on Spurs beat writers?
October 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
@mikefinger.bsky.social @matthewtynan.bsky.social @jmcdonaldsa.bsky.social Why don’t Spurs coaches take on Spurs beat writers?
This is when Ravens fans should’ve known it wasn’t going to be their year.
October 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is when Ravens fans should’ve known it wasn’t going to be their year.
The Ravens spread was +3.5 or +30.5?
October 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The Ravens spread was +3.5 or +30.5?
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Running down the best scary movies to watch this Halloween in The Scollywood Minute 🎃🎃🎃
October 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Running down the best scary movies to watch this Halloween in The Scollywood Minute 🎃🎃🎃
Harrison Butker is definitely a member of the Christmas Adventurers Club.
September 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Harrison Butker is definitely a member of the Christmas Adventurers Club.
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As I was saying…
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
As I was saying…
Two of the most beautiful words you can ever see on screen.
September 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Two of the most beautiful words you can ever see on screen.
Hoka missed a great opportunity to be a sponsor for The Long Walk.
September 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Hoka missed a great opportunity to be a sponsor for The Long Walk.
I finally watched Flow. That’s the best performance I’ve ever seen from a cat since Caught Stealing… which I saw yesterday.
September 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I finally watched Flow. That’s the best performance I’ve ever seen from a cat since Caught Stealing… which I saw yesterday.
@peezytx.bsky.social I think Bun B needs to come out with a Trill Oil.
August 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
@peezytx.bsky.social I think Bun B needs to come out with a Trill Oil.
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he’s such an enormous loser omggggggg
Trump: Since 1978 the Kennedy Center honors have been amongst the most prestigious awards. I wanted one, never able to get one. I would have taken it. I waited and waited and waited and I said to hell with it, I'll become chairman. I will give myself an honor. Next year we'll honor trump, okay?
August 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
he’s such an enormous loser omggggggg
@mikescollins.bsky.social I think if @mattgoldich.bsky.social cut his hair and tweaked his glasses it'd make for a killer Thomas from Exotica Halloween costume.
August 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@mikescollins.bsky.social I think if @mattgoldich.bsky.social cut his hair and tweaked his glasses it'd make for a killer Thomas from Exotica Halloween costume.
@tschrack.bsky.social I think my dialogue was too 🔥 .
August 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
@tschrack.bsky.social I think my dialogue was too 🔥 .
I like my blondes like I like my time zones.
August 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I like my blondes like I like my time zones.
@profootballtalk.bsky.social How do you think NFL players feel seeing them roll out grass at MetLife for the FIFA Club World Cup?
July 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
@profootballtalk.bsky.social How do you think NFL players feel seeing them roll out grass at MetLife for the FIFA Club World Cup?
The wife and I saw F1 this morning and loved it. My wife’s only complaint is that it didn’t focus enough on Lando Norris - not the storyline… the cameras.
June 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The wife and I saw F1 this morning and loved it. My wife’s only complaint is that it didn’t focus enough on Lando Norris - not the storyline… the cameras.
So the dudes in The Long Walk expect to win a walk or die competition and not one of them is wearing Hokas? youtu.be/vAtUHeMQ1F8?...
The Long Walk (2025) Official Trailer - Cooper Hoffman, David Jonsson
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies
youtu.be
June 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
So the dudes in The Long Walk expect to win a walk or die competition and not one of them is wearing Hokas? youtu.be/vAtUHeMQ1F8?...
Jai Courtney deserves an Oscar for Dangerous Animals.
June 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Jai Courtney deserves an Oscar for Dangerous Animals.
Between Mission: Impossible #TheFinalReckoning and The Rehearsal finale it was a wild weekend for plane footage.
May 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Between Mission: Impossible #TheFinalReckoning and The Rehearsal finale it was a wild weekend for plane footage.
I think I need to try the ZAYN "Dusk Till Dawn" look for a week and see how it goes.
May 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I think I need to try the ZAYN "Dusk Till Dawn" look for a week and see how it goes.