danielle weisberg
@danielleweisberg.bsky.social
I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???)
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https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
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https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
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it’s that time once again! I am looking for work. I would love that work to be full time! I would love even more for it to be staff writing work on a television show!!
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everyone’s saying “people are NIMBYs about concentration camps” and yeah, I don’t want a concentration camp in my neighborhood, or anywhere
you know who I don’t mind in my neighborhood?
free immigrants, undocumented or otherwise
you know who I don’t mind in my neighborhood?
free immigrants, undocumented or otherwise
February 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
everyone’s saying “people are NIMBYs about concentration camps” and yeah, I don’t want a concentration camp in my neighborhood, or anywhere
you know who I don’t mind in my neighborhood?
free immigrants, undocumented or otherwise
you know who I don’t mind in my neighborhood?
free immigrants, undocumented or otherwise
Also I feel like in Olympics past the figure skaters kind of ignored the judges or at least just played to them in passing and now it seems every single skater and pair is going right up to the table like hellooooo wink wink hi judgey wudges
February 14, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Also I feel like in Olympics past the figure skaters kind of ignored the judges or at least just played to them in passing and now it seems every single skater and pair is going right up to the table like hellooooo wink wink hi judgey wudges
I’m so proud of the male figure skater from Taiwan
February 14, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I’m so proud of the male figure skater from Taiwan
when you’re knitting something confusing you have to be watching something not confusing in the background. But when you are knitting something not confusing you get to watch something confusing as a treat. These are two of the main Rules of Knitting
February 14, 2026 at 6:58 AM
when you’re knitting something confusing you have to be watching something not confusing in the background. But when you are knitting something not confusing you get to watch something confusing as a treat. These are two of the main Rules of Knitting
spiritually speaking one piece of dominos pizza is like 1/3rd of a normal piece of any other pizza. So you can eat a lot more of it and feel like you somehow did not eat an entire pizza
February 14, 2026 at 5:25 AM
spiritually speaking one piece of dominos pizza is like 1/3rd of a normal piece of any other pizza. So you can eat a lot more of it and feel like you somehow did not eat an entire pizza
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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When you add this to his treatment of homeless people in California, and I’m sorry but also his blowing off of his own Covid rules, it’s an absolute non-starter. Yes, he sometimes says swears and writes in all caps to mock Trump. That does not equal “a good president.”
There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today.
I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.
There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.
There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom
We have seen this song and dance before.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:37 PM
When you add this to his treatment of homeless people in California, and I’m sorry but also his blowing off of his own Covid rules, it’s an absolute non-starter. Yes, he sometimes says swears and writes in all caps to mock Trump. That does not equal “a good president.”
this Czech sibling pair is really giving Blades of Glory vibes
February 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM
this Czech sibling pair is really giving Blades of Glory vibes
how is Twizzler not sponsoring the couples ice dancers by now
February 13, 2026 at 7:20 AM
how is Twizzler not sponsoring the couples ice dancers by now
anyway do the downhill fast skiers know the course ahead of time or is it a surprise
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 AM
anyway do the downhill fast skiers know the course ahead of time or is it a surprise
I wish the fbi or like cia/cops weren’t evil because I saw someone cute today and in three clicks found their insta. I could be a prodigy detective of the modern age if not for my morals
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I wish the fbi or like cia/cops weren’t evil because I saw someone cute today and in three clicks found their insta. I could be a prodigy detective of the modern age if not for my morals
you guys seem confused. The EPA actually stands for the Environmental Prevention Agency. And so they are doing a good job. No more environment
February 12, 2026 at 11:59 PM
you guys seem confused. The EPA actually stands for the Environmental Prevention Agency. And so they are doing a good job. No more environment
We need to keep the film industry alive or else ice dancers will have nothing to skate to in 20 years. like sometimes I feel like you guys aren’t thinking long term
February 12, 2026 at 7:53 AM
We need to keep the film industry alive or else ice dancers will have nothing to skate to in 20 years. like sometimes I feel like you guys aren’t thinking long term
unfortunately I do believe I win with the Menendez Brothers. And Danielle Fishel!
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM
unfortunately I do believe I win with the Menendez Brothers. And Danielle Fishel!
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No I don’t want a “Pam Bondi” that sounds disgusting
February 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
No I don’t want a “Pam Bondi” that sounds disgusting
Noooo just heard on NPR this is so incredibly sad
BREAKING: James Van Der Beek, who starred in 'Dawson's Creek' and 'Varsity Blues,' dies at 48, his wife says.
James Van Der Beek, 'Dawson's Creek' and 'Varsity Blues' star, dies at 48
The actor was diagnosed with Stage 3 colorectal cancer in November 2024.
nbcnews.to
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Noooo just heard on NPR this is so incredibly sad
I do think I should get reimbursed by the government for the extra therapy required during epstein files time. We all should actually
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I do think I should get reimbursed by the government for the extra therapy required during epstein files time. We all should actually
Kaori Sakamoto’s free skate was so breathtaking wowwwwww wow
February 11, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Kaori Sakamoto’s free skate was so breathtaking wowwwwww wow
healthcare companies love to send you mail that’s like VERY important healthcare info inside!!! And inside it’s just like hey :) don’t forget that we have an online portal
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
healthcare companies love to send you mail that’s like VERY important healthcare info inside!!! And inside it’s just like hey :) don’t forget that we have an online portal
There is always one little freaky shriveled up tomato in the container of small tomatoes. and that is to remind us of the fleeting nature of life
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
There is always one little freaky shriveled up tomato in the container of small tomatoes. and that is to remind us of the fleeting nature of life
my dentist: how’s your grinding? Are you working on that?
me: hell yeah I’m always working on that grind fam the television industry is a beast but so am I. Also my jaw hurts all the time
me: hell yeah I’m always working on that grind fam the television industry is a beast but so am I. Also my jaw hurts all the time
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
my dentist: how’s your grinding? Are you working on that?
me: hell yeah I’m always working on that grind fam the television industry is a beast but so am I. Also my jaw hurts all the time
me: hell yeah I’m always working on that grind fam the television industry is a beast but so am I. Also my jaw hurts all the time
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And here is my story: ‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record
www.irishtimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 AM
And here is my story: ‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
And if I say I shivered when I stepped outside? Then what
February 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
And if I say I shivered when I stepped outside? Then what
Can I be honest it is extremely freaky to the psyche to learn how many men will happily abuse women and children as soon as they have the chance
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Can I be honest it is extremely freaky to the psyche to learn how many men will happily abuse women and children as soon as they have the chance