danielle weisberg
@danielleweisberg.bsky.social
I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???)
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[email protected] for samples ✌️
https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
she/her
[email protected] for samples ✌️
https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
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it’s that time once again! I am looking for work. I would love that work to be full time! I would love even more for it to be staff writing work on a television show!!
people are saying he’s stupid for bringing food to Italy, but he absolutely knows he is globally hated and prob doesn’t want to eat spit
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
people are saying he’s stupid for bringing food to Italy, but he absolutely knows he is globally hated and prob doesn’t want to eat spit
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
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It really pays to remind ourselves frequently that this whole immigration "crisis" is made up out of whole cloth. There was no emergency,danger or problem, only a demagogue stirring up racist grievances for political advantage.
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
It really pays to remind ourselves frequently that this whole immigration "crisis" is made up out of whole cloth. There was no emergency,danger or problem, only a demagogue stirring up racist grievances for political advantage.
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I just called this place and asked how to donate, they are @leostowingmn on Venmo
Tow truck driver offering free service returning abandoned vehicles to families of those abducted by ICE: "For the last three weeks, we have been getting nothing but death threats."
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests
Juan Leon sends a "chase" car to check out where abandoned vehicles are located and arranges discreet drop-offs. Since late December, he estimated they have dropped off 250 cars.
www.cbsnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I just called this place and asked how to donate, they are @leostowingmn on Venmo
Listen, it’s simple. I’m hanging with my baby nephew and reading to him and making him giggle— I am happy good mood. I am not doing that— I am sad sad mood. Badabing badaboom
February 7, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Listen, it’s simple. I’m hanging with my baby nephew and reading to him and making him giggle— I am happy good mood. I am not doing that— I am sad sad mood. Badabing badaboom
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"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
I love the Olympics!!!! I wish our country was like good to represent
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I love the Olympics!!!! I wish our country was like good to represent
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I actually don’t even care if it makes money or neilsen ratings etc I think there should always be some muppet show in production and on the air
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I actually don’t even care if it makes money or neilsen ratings etc I think there should always be some muppet show in production and on the air
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Encouraging to see some members of the US Olympic team wearing masks to protect their health ahead of competition.
February 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Encouraging to see some members of the US Olympic team wearing masks to protect their health ahead of competition.
Kind of obsessed with my upstairs neighbor’s new hobby which seems to be Dropping Marbles
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Kind of obsessed with my upstairs neighbor’s new hobby which seems to be Dropping Marbles
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Was driving my kids to school and the first thing on the radio was reporting about Trump's video depicting the Obamas as apes and I think many people still don't fully appreciate what it means to have to raise Black children in a country where the president is so brazenly and consistently racist
February 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Was driving my kids to school and the first thing on the radio was reporting about Trump's video depicting the Obamas as apes and I think many people still don't fully appreciate what it means to have to raise Black children in a country where the president is so brazenly and consistently racist
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Know a manager looking to read staff level? Know a showrunner staffing a comedy that wants an experienced yet inexpensive writer? Think of me and better yet hire me!!! Thanks love u hate the gig economy but LOVE u
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Know a manager looking to read staff level? Know a showrunner staffing a comedy that wants an experienced yet inexpensive writer? Think of me and better yet hire me!!! Thanks love u hate the gig economy but LOVE u
this is how I feel about interview-based talk show podcasts being filmed and aired online :) baby that is a talk show :)
I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?
February 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
this is how I feel about interview-based talk show podcasts being filmed and aired online :) baby that is a talk show :)
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it’s that time once again! I am looking for work. I would love that work to be full time! I would love even more for it to be staff writing work on a television show!!
February 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
it’s that time once again! I am looking for work. I would love that work to be full time! I would love even more for it to be staff writing work on a television show!!
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I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
The 90s were so insane. why did I have to be a child
February 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The 90s were so insane. why did I have to be a child
On Wednesdays I have therapy and then I immediately go to my sister’s to babysit my four month old nephew while she’s working and I gotta say I went genius mode with that scheduling.
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
On Wednesdays I have therapy and then I immediately go to my sister’s to babysit my four month old nephew while she’s working and I gotta say I went genius mode with that scheduling.
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
job site: Hey candidate! Would you like to manually input your job history or autofill with your resume?
me: autofill
job site: Thanks! Here you go! None of it is correct. :) Please manually input your job history.
me: autofill
job site: Thanks! Here you go! None of it is correct. :) Please manually input your job history.
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 AM
job site: Hey candidate! Would you like to manually input your job history or autofill with your resume?
me: autofill
job site: Thanks! Here you go! None of it is correct. :) Please manually input your job history.
me: autofill
job site: Thanks! Here you go! None of it is correct. :) Please manually input your job history.
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It’s called burn your bridges, start again. You should burn them every now and then or you’ll never grow!
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
It’s called burn your bridges, start again. You should burn them every now and then or you’ll never grow!
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Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
Sick fourth-grader among 4 Columbia Heights students held by ICE
Columbia Heights Public Schools says four students remain detained by ICE after Liam’s return, including 10-year-old Elizabeth, who has fallen ill.
sahanjournal.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
I actually don’t even care if it makes money or neilsen ratings etc I think there should always be some muppet show in production and on the air
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I actually don’t even care if it makes money or neilsen ratings etc I think there should always be some muppet show in production and on the air
if today is Elmo’s birthday and he turns 3 1/2 every year then it is his half birthday!!!!!! I am looking for work
February 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
if today is Elmo’s birthday and he turns 3 1/2 every year then it is his half birthday!!!!!! I am looking for work
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Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
as a tv writer this makes me wanna pull out my hair but as upcoming Night Shift Phlebotomist I hope they bring her back and give her a line
The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷♂️”
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
as a tv writer this makes me wanna pull out my hair but as upcoming Night Shift Phlebotomist I hope they bring her back and give her a line