danielle weisberg
@danielleweisberg.bsky.social
I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???)
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[email protected] for samples ✌️
https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
she/her
[email protected] for samples ✌️
https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
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it’s that time once again! I am looking for work. I would love that work to be full time! I would love even more for it to be staff writing work on a television show!!
We need to keep the film industry alive or else ice dancers will have nothing to skate to in 20 years. like sometimes I feel like you guys aren’t thinking long term
February 12, 2026 at 7:53 AM
We need to keep the film industry alive or else ice dancers will have nothing to skate to in 20 years. like sometimes I feel like you guys aren’t thinking long term
unfortunately I do believe I win with the Menendez Brothers. And Danielle Fishel!
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM
unfortunately I do believe I win with the Menendez Brothers. And Danielle Fishel!
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No I don’t want a “Pam Bondi” that sounds disgusting
February 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
No I don’t want a “Pam Bondi” that sounds disgusting
Noooo just heard on NPR this is so incredibly sad
BREAKING: James Van Der Beek, who starred in 'Dawson's Creek' and 'Varsity Blues,' dies at 48, his wife says.
James Van Der Beek, 'Dawson's Creek' and 'Varsity Blues' star, dies at 48
The actor was diagnosed with Stage 3 colorectal cancer in November 2024.
nbcnews.to
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Noooo just heard on NPR this is so incredibly sad
I do think I should get reimbursed by the government for the extra therapy required during epstein files time. We all should actually
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I do think I should get reimbursed by the government for the extra therapy required during epstein files time. We all should actually
holy shit Ilia Malinin. That is an insane person (complimentary)
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 AM
holy shit Ilia Malinin. That is an insane person (complimentary)
And Mister Rizzo from Italy!!! bellisimo
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 AM
And Mister Rizzo from Italy!!! bellisimo
Kaori Sakamoto’s free skate was so breathtaking wowwwwww wow
February 11, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Kaori Sakamoto’s free skate was so breathtaking wowwwwww wow
folks, we have arm holes
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 AM
folks, we have arm holes
healthcare companies love to send you mail that’s like VERY important healthcare info inside!!! And inside it’s just like hey :) don’t forget that we have an online portal
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
healthcare companies love to send you mail that’s like VERY important healthcare info inside!!! And inside it’s just like hey :) don’t forget that we have an online portal
What part of the world are you in where it was just wake up time
February 11, 2026 at 12:27 AM
What part of the world are you in where it was just wake up time
There is always one little freaky shriveled up tomato in the container of small tomatoes. and that is to remind us of the fleeting nature of life
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
There is always one little freaky shriveled up tomato in the container of small tomatoes. and that is to remind us of the fleeting nature of life
my dentist: how’s your grinding? Are you working on that?
me: hell yeah I’m always working on that grind fam the television industry is a beast but so am I. Also my jaw hurts all the time
me: hell yeah I’m always working on that grind fam the television industry is a beast but so am I. Also my jaw hurts all the time
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
my dentist: how’s your grinding? Are you working on that?
me: hell yeah I’m always working on that grind fam the television industry is a beast but so am I. Also my jaw hurts all the time
me: hell yeah I’m always working on that grind fam the television industry is a beast but so am I. Also my jaw hurts all the time
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And here is my story: ‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record
www.irishtimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 AM
And here is my story: ‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
And if I say I shivered when I stepped outside? Then what
February 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
And if I say I shivered when I stepped outside? Then what
And I have my own trauma that I have therapy for and you don’t need to know it but god the combination of everything going on rn plus being a 34-year-old woman trying to date men???? And every day I learn more repulsive shit without even seeking it out??? Too much frankly
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 AM
And I have my own trauma that I have therapy for and you don’t need to know it but god the combination of everything going on rn plus being a 34-year-old woman trying to date men???? And every day I learn more repulsive shit without even seeking it out??? Too much frankly
And I do my best to be well-versed and self-educated on history and human rights and women’s history and modern slavery disguised as prison labor and trafficking etc and I really don’t consider myself naive but jesus the span of these files is mind boggling.
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 AM
And I do my best to be well-versed and self-educated on history and human rights and women’s history and modern slavery disguised as prison labor and trafficking etc and I really don’t consider myself naive but jesus the span of these files is mind boggling.
Your whole life as a girl then adolescent/teen then woman there are men in your life who take the “all men are dogs” stance or the equally annoying “not all men” energy then get offended when you’re scared of men. Then we learn there’s a global ring abusing, selling, killing women and children.
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Your whole life as a girl then adolescent/teen then woman there are men in your life who take the “all men are dogs” stance or the equally annoying “not all men” energy then get offended when you’re scared of men. Then we learn there’s a global ring abusing, selling, killing women and children.
Can I be honest it is extremely freaky to the psyche to learn how many men will happily abuse women and children as soon as they have the chance
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Can I be honest it is extremely freaky to the psyche to learn how many men will happily abuse women and children as soon as they have the chance
what’s better than gold
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 AM
what’s better than gold
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Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
it’s not an extreme measure to protect the health of yourself and your peers when competing in a likely once-in-a-lifetime event actually
For most people, the pandemic days of masking are behind us. In certain corners of the Winter Olympics, though, things still look a lot like they did in Covid times. Some athletes are taking extreme measures to stay healthy. n.pr/4akK70l
Olympic Covid restrictions are gone, but some athletes still self-quarantining
For most people, the pandemic days of masking are behind us. In certain corners of the Winter Olympics, though, things still look a lot like they did in Covid times. Some athletes are taking extreme measures to stay healthy.
n.pr
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
it’s not an extreme measure to protect the health of yourself and your peers when competing in a likely once-in-a-lifetime event actually
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Rewatching the bad bunny halftime show & I noticed this on his chest: the numbers “6” and “4”.
What he’s wearing is called a “football jersey”. It’s a subtle nod to the theme of the event—“football”.
What he’s wearing is called a “football jersey”. It’s a subtle nod to the theme of the event—“football”.
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Rewatching the bad bunny halftime show & I noticed this on his chest: the numbers “6” and “4”.
What he’s wearing is called a “football jersey”. It’s a subtle nod to the theme of the event—“football”.
What he’s wearing is called a “football jersey”. It’s a subtle nod to the theme of the event—“football”.
In fairness to everyone who’s so mad the Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance was in Spanish, they wouldn’t have understood the message if it had been in English either
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
In fairness to everyone who’s so mad the Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance was in Spanish, they wouldn’t have understood the message if it had been in English either