the corlew always rings chris
@thecorlew.bsky.social
writer | musician | co-host, The Line Break podcast | fiction reader, Cotton Xenomorph | 1/2 Lazy & Entitled | basketball junkie | Chicago Over Everything | exhausted dad | he/him
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aight man I’m on vacation I’m gettin outta here
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
aight man I’m on vacation I’m gettin outta here
it me, the guy whose blog is dedicated to art outside of capitalism, the guy who always talks about being check to check, the guy who loves libraries, and the guy who absolutely thinks the poor should never read a book 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
it me, the guy whose blog is dedicated to art outside of capitalism, the guy who always talks about being check to check, the guy who loves libraries, and the guy who absolutely thinks the poor should never read a book 🙄
libraries don’t count as pirating books libraries *buy the books* and then you get to check them out
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
libraries don’t count as pirating books libraries *buy the books* and then you get to check them out
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Chris and Brendan are really cool so you should listen to their podcast!!
literally a segment called “what do you do all day” where we talk about how you crowbar out time to write yr book while also having a day job
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Chris and Brendan are really cool so you should listen to their podcast!!
I would not personally trust my book to a press whose founder is saying it’s okay to pirate books
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I would not personally trust my book to a press whose founder is saying it’s okay to pirate books
I would use the entire might of the U.S. military for exactly one thing before disbanding it:
force Paramount to issue apologies to Melissa Barrera and Jenna Ortega, triple their salaries, and make the SCREAM 7 we deserve
force Paramount to issue apologies to Melissa Barrera and Jenna Ortega, triple their salaries, and make the SCREAM 7 we deserve
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I would use the entire might of the U.S. military for exactly one thing before disbanding it:
force Paramount to issue apologies to Melissa Barrera and Jenna Ortega, triple their salaries, and make the SCREAM 7 we deserve
force Paramount to issue apologies to Melissa Barrera and Jenna Ortega, triple their salaries, and make the SCREAM 7 we deserve
literally a segment called “what do you do all day” where we talk about how you crowbar out time to write yr book while also having a day job
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
literally a segment called “what do you do all day” where we talk about how you crowbar out time to write yr book while also having a day job
it’s almost Thanksgiving but ICE is still out here bc the ICE agent’s family will not speak to him
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
it’s almost Thanksgiving but ICE is still out here bc the ICE agent’s family will not speak to him
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Currently taking place in St. Paul.
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Currently taking place in St. Paul.
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95% of authors are not making a living through book publishing. The public needs to understand this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
95% of authors are not making a living through book publishing. The public needs to understand this.
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this man crosses state lines and becomes unrecognizable to me
how you gonna go to golden corral and not get pot roast man
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
this man crosses state lines and becomes unrecognizable to me
damn two truths and a lie
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
damn two truths and a lie
you should dye yr hair and paint yr nails and wear weird clothes if you want to
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
you should dye yr hair and paint yr nails and wear weird clothes if you want to
absolutely cannot get over Twin Peaks being a breastaurant AND THEN naming their pot roast "mom's pot roast"
I mean, Gordon Cole would probably love it
I mean, Gordon Cole would probably love it
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
absolutely cannot get over Twin Peaks being a breastaurant AND THEN naming their pot roast "mom's pot roast"
I mean, Gordon Cole would probably love it
I mean, Gordon Cole would probably love it
mistyped "meatloaf" as "meatload"
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
mistyped "meatloaf" as "meatload"
how you gonna go to golden corral and not get pot roast man
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
how you gonna go to golden corral and not get pot roast man
they can pump an extra $20 billion into Broadview if they want
we’ll bring that place down for way less money
we’ll bring that place down for way less money
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
they can pump an extra $20 billion into Broadview if they want
we’ll bring that place down for way less money
we’ll bring that place down for way less money
STAY READY CHICAGO
get a whistle, organize at yr schools and workplaces
winter is time to stay vigilant but also strategize
get a whistle, organize at yr schools and workplaces
winter is time to stay vigilant but also strategize
a lot of interesting tidbits in this story about rep. lauren underwood’s visit to the broadview ice jail.
as always, take everything dhs says with a grain of salt. but it sounds like the feds’ terror in chicago is far from over.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
as always, take everything dhs says with a grain of salt. but it sounds like the feds’ terror in chicago is far from over.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
STAY READY CHICAGO
get a whistle, organize at yr schools and workplaces
winter is time to stay vigilant but also strategize
get a whistle, organize at yr schools and workplaces
winter is time to stay vigilant but also strategize
one a them “how you’ll know if I’ve been kidnapped” posts
I respect the police, spliffs are for wimps!
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
one a them “how you’ll know if I’ve been kidnapped” posts
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Child care workers are building a network of resistance against ICE, @the19thnews reports. blockclubchi.co/44wlKum
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Child care workers are building a network of resistance against ICE, @the19thnews reports. blockclubchi.co/44wlKum
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My new lit journal has launched. It's hosted on a message board. We've got five pieces up for the launch — send us some work, because I'm hoping next week to start publishing one piece per day M-F.
Some Words is live with new work by:
John Waddy Bullion
Never Angeline Nørth
Travis Shosa
James Tadd Adcox
Sara Hovda
Check out all the work here: somewords.boards.net/board/3/work
John Waddy Bullion
Never Angeline Nørth
Travis Shosa
James Tadd Adcox
Sara Hovda
Check out all the work here: somewords.boards.net/board/3/work
somewords.boards.net
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My new lit journal has launched. It's hosted on a message board. We've got five pieces up for the launch — send us some work, because I'm hoping next week to start publishing one piece per day M-F.
*starts rubbing a couple of nickels together*
A DIRT SALE.
starting December 1st, the pdf for my first collection, Deifying A Total Darkness, will be available for FREE (or, yaknow, "paywhutchalike") through gumroad.com/upfromsumdirt ... the paperback will be a slender $10.
discount will end on my birthday, January 21st, 2026.
starting December 1st, the pdf for my first collection, Deifying A Total Darkness, will be available for FREE (or, yaknow, "paywhutchalike") through gumroad.com/upfromsumdirt ... the paperback will be a slender $10.
discount will end on my birthday, January 21st, 2026.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
*starts rubbing a couple of nickels together*
my kids get to see his uncle today and he is beside himself with excitement
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
my kids get to see his uncle today and he is beside himself with excitement
“grass is crass, also gross!” is a hat on a hat man even I can see that and I’m high as hell
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
“grass is crass, also gross!” is a hat on a hat man even I can see that and I’m high as hell