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danielle weisberg

@danielleweisberg.bsky.social

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I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???) she/her [email protected] for samples ✌️ https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 8d

I would still like to staff on a television show btw. A live action half hour comedy would be very good. Or a WGA covered adult animated half hour. Just saying!!!!! thanks

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 4h

cellulite is so crazy man……. Like where did you come from? And why? and for what

danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 5h

and a Stackaroooo mention!! @brianstack153.bsky.social

danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 5h

listening to a new Good Hang w Rachel Dratch and eating my dinner including two more of the Miyaki marinated eggs I made a few days ago which are now at their absolute peak and I’m like wait are things good actually???? I am closing the app before I see any news

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 9h

I’ve never had them before today and now I’ve tried all of them except the plain milk chocolate because I’m not seven years old

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 9h

unfortunately I have discovered a seemingly endless treasure trove of Tony’s Chocolonely mini chocolates at the office. A worrisome delight

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 5d

heyyyy are you registered to vote

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 11h

“If I start a fire with my lit cigarette is it my fault that a fire started” jfc. This is what people are using the nonsensical climate-destroying magic 8 ball for

niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 16h

the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 12h

just a general reminder that not all Jews are Israeli or have any tie to Israel and not all Jews are zionists ok

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 13h

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 13h

Still wondering about this btw if anyone has ideas on how to realistically go about this!!

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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 22h

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 1d

Omg it’s freezingggggg (61°)

danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 1d

I personally need the world in general to get better so when I say all I want to really be doing is writing television it will feel less dumb. And also so the world would be better

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 1d

Today marks the two-year anniversary of the horrific October 7 attack.

As we mourn the 1,218 lives lost that day, let us also keep alive the dream of a lasting peace and a better future for all.

Ceasefire now. Every hostage must come home. And a safer world for everyone.

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Tricia Romano @tromano.bsky.social · 1d

Never forget that Stephen Miller lost his high school election to the Cobrasnake. 2000s hipster LES folks know exactly how hilarious this is. pitchfork.com/news/71675-t...

The Cobrasnake Beat Trump Advisor Stephen Miller in a High School Election

“Our high school was very diverse, which I loved, but it always seemed to bother Stephen and make him mad.” - Mark Hunter, aka the Cobrasnake

pitchfork.com

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 1d

Someone in the office had it yesterday and I’ve been thinking about it for a full 24 hours

danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 1d

tbh I do love this country and it is inherently patriotic to want to make it better

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 1d

it’s my constitutional right to not love this country actually

Alissa Walker @awalkerinla.bsky.social · 3d

“There will be,” adding that federal immigration officers would be “all over” the event.

People should not attend the event, she went on, unless they are “law-abiding Americans who love this country”

Kristi Noem Says ICE Will Be ‘All Over’ the Super Bowl

www.nytimes.com

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 2d

so do you guys think the Terracotta Army was artists’ interpretation or that the statues were modeled after the actual warriors? I think the latter

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 2d

Like baby catch your breath! we have time this is not a live taping

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 2d

god I love when archeologists/hosts of archaeology tv shows do their little performative breathless explanations when showing a great find

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 2d

But if I’m the one around you if you need CPR I will get to your heart honkin tits aside!!

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah it was jarring

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 2d

In my CPR class we only had male/no breast dummies and there were a few stats shared about how bystanders are less likely to help women and people with breasts who need resuscitating because they didn’t want to expose them to the public even for life-saving services. It’s kind of a huge issue

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