Kel Caine 💓North Surrey Canada💓
@kelcaine.bsky.social
⭐️Mature Muse & Squirt Goddess💫 Curvy Canadian Geek Next Door💫Bi Bombshell💫World Traveller💫Contact 604-341-2352💫YVR⭐️
⭐️LINKS: https://kelcaine.ca/links/ ⭐️WEBSITE: www.kelcaine.com
⭐️LINKS: https://kelcaine.ca/links/ ⭐️WEBSITE: www.kelcaine.com
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⭐️DECEMBER HOURS⭐️
✨Dec 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 8, 9, 10, 11 & 12: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 15, 16, 17 & 18: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 22 & 23: 10am-10pm
🎄Family Holidays: Dec 24-25
✈ Vacation (Toronto): Dec 26-28
✈ Vacation (Bahamas): Dec 28-January 3
Contact: 604-341-2352 or www.kelcaine.com
📸DFP Glamour
✨Dec 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 8, 9, 10, 11 & 12: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 15, 16, 17 & 18: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 22 & 23: 10am-10pm
🎄Family Holidays: Dec 24-25
✈ Vacation (Toronto): Dec 26-28
✈ Vacation (Bahamas): Dec 28-January 3
Contact: 604-341-2352 or www.kelcaine.com
📸DFP Glamour
I have a prediction about twitter-x that right now they are censoring SWers because we are a minority group where a large part of the public won’t listen to us mainly because of what we do. That platform is going to keep targeting, censoring & suspending other accounts soon too. Just wait & see.
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I have a prediction about twitter-x that right now they are censoring SWers because we are a minority group where a large part of the public won’t listen to us mainly because of what we do. That platform is going to keep targeting, censoring & suspending other accounts soon too. Just wait & see.
Stop contacting me to ask me when I’ll be on your city. Either fly out to see me or buy a flight to fly me to you.
I’m also not a touring provider & I won’t be travelling to your city so this is the only way to see me (aside from the GTA as I’m from there & have family there I visit).
I’m also not a touring provider & I won’t be travelling to your city so this is the only way to see me (aside from the GTA as I’m from there & have family there I visit).
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Stop contacting me to ask me when I’ll be on your city. Either fly out to see me or buy a flight to fly me to you.
I’m also not a touring provider & I won’t be travelling to your city so this is the only way to see me (aside from the GTA as I’m from there & have family there I visit).
I’m also not a touring provider & I won’t be travelling to your city so this is the only way to see me (aside from the GTA as I’m from there & have family there I visit).
I already have this dress in red & get a lot of compliments on it, so who would like to buy me this dress in purple? I have very little purple in my wardrobe. E transfer $40 to [email protected] to buy it for me!
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I already have this dress in red & get a lot of compliments on it, so who would like to buy me this dress in purple? I have very little purple in my wardrobe. E transfer $40 to [email protected] to buy it for me!
Just another reminder about my surgery fundraiser! I just got approved for my loan for my upcoming surgeries & my first payment is January 1 2026 10 days prior to surgery day so yes it’s a GO. Donate here: gofund.me/3519c0e57
Donate to Kel’s New Boobs Fund, organized by Kel Caine
Hey everyone! I am raising funds for anyone who would like to donate to myself getting a breast lift an… Kel Caine needs your support for Kel’s New Boobs Fund
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December 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Just another reminder about my surgery fundraiser! I just got approved for my loan for my upcoming surgeries & my first payment is January 1 2026 10 days prior to surgery day so yes it’s a GO. Donate here: gofund.me/3519c0e57
If you really want to make a difference for a child in need please read this post. You can also reach out to local schools in your area to ask how you can help local families struggling. 1 in 5 Canadian children live under the poverty line so please consider helping those in need.
My school’s Angel Tree is still heartbreakingly full. Out of dozens of kids, only five families have been chosen so far.
Every remaining angel is a child in need , kids in foster care, kids in homeless shelters with their parents, or little ones from struggling families.
Every remaining angel is a child in need , kids in foster care, kids in homeless shelters with their parents, or little ones from struggling families.
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If you really want to make a difference for a child in need please read this post. You can also reach out to local schools in your area to ask how you can help local families struggling. 1 in 5 Canadian children live under the poverty line so please consider helping those in need.
Reposted by Kel Caine 💓North Surrey Canada💓
Starter pack train 🚂
All the sex worker starter packs in one place so we can all find each other. I'll be adding them as I see them, so feel free to add your own
Hot tip: click "follow all" at the top of the list to instantly connect with everyone 😉
All the sex worker starter packs in one place so we can all find each other. I'll be adding them as I see them, so feel free to add your own
Hot tip: click "follow all" at the top of the list to instantly connect with everyone 😉
November 15, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Starter pack train 🚂
All the sex worker starter packs in one place so we can all find each other. I'll be adding them as I see them, so feel free to add your own
Hot tip: click "follow all" at the top of the list to instantly connect with everyone 😉
All the sex worker starter packs in one place so we can all find each other. I'll be adding them as I see them, so feel free to add your own
Hot tip: click "follow all" at the top of the list to instantly connect with everyone 😉
One of the things I like so about being on Bluesky opposed to twitter-X is seeing notifications of my actual notifications & not also suggested posts which were often Elon or Trump posts as I know Elon pushes his content on there. It was so annoying as I really dislike the man & what he has to say.
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
One of the things I like so about being on Bluesky opposed to twitter-X is seeing notifications of my actual notifications & not also suggested posts which were often Elon or Trump posts as I know Elon pushes his content on there. It was so annoying as I really dislike the man & what he has to say.
Hi lovers! I have availability today 2pm-12am. This month is going to be one of the few times I have full
Fridays available, as I’ll be off work for a month starting Christmas Eve for my holidays & upcoming surgeries. Text me to book today: 604-341-2352.
Fridays available, as I’ll be off work for a month starting Christmas Eve for my holidays & upcoming surgeries. Text me to book today: 604-341-2352.
⭐️DECEMBER HOURS⭐️
✨Dec 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 8, 9, 10, 11 & 12: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 15, 16, 17 & 18: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 22 & 23: 10am-10pm
🎄Family Holidays: Dec 24-25
✈ Vacation (Toronto): Dec 26-28
✈ Vacation (Bahamas): Dec 28-January 3
Contact: 604-341-2352 or www.kelcaine.com
📸DFP Glamour
✨Dec 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 8, 9, 10, 11 & 12: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 15, 16, 17 & 18: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 22 & 23: 10am-10pm
🎄Family Holidays: Dec 24-25
✈ Vacation (Toronto): Dec 26-28
✈ Vacation (Bahamas): Dec 28-January 3
Contact: 604-341-2352 or www.kelcaine.com
📸DFP Glamour
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hi lovers! I have availability today 2pm-12am. This month is going to be one of the few times I have full
Fridays available, as I’ll be off work for a month starting Christmas Eve for my holidays & upcoming surgeries. Text me to book today: 604-341-2352.
Fridays available, as I’ll be off work for a month starting Christmas Eve for my holidays & upcoming surgeries. Text me to book today: 604-341-2352.
I wish I had a dollar for every time someone told me that:
I look better than my photos in my ads & my website when they meet me.
That I gave them the best blowjob ever.
That I made their day better.
I look better than my photos in my ads & my website when they meet me.
That I gave them the best blowjob ever.
That I made their day better.
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I wish I had a dollar for every time someone told me that:
I look better than my photos in my ads & my website when they meet me.
That I gave them the best blowjob ever.
That I made their day better.
I look better than my photos in my ads & my website when they meet me.
That I gave them the best blowjob ever.
That I made their day better.
Reposted by Kel Caine 💓North Surrey Canada💓
Don't forget to "enable adult content" in your moderation settings. Then select "show" for all sexually explicit, graphic, and suggestive content. The site adds an adult content label to most of our pictures, so by selecting "show", our content will appear on your feed rather than be hidden.
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Don't forget to "enable adult content" in your moderation settings. Then select "show" for all sexually explicit, graphic, and suggestive content. The site adds an adult content label to most of our pictures, so by selecting "show", our content will appear on your feed rather than be hidden.
So even though I made this Bluesky account a few months ago, I have not been on it much until now & my twitter-x account being suspended. I’m seeing SWer starter packs some people have made. Is there any local ones I can be added on? Not sure how they work & still finding my way around this app.
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So even though I made this Bluesky account a few months ago, I have not been on it much until now & my twitter-x account being suspended. I’m seeing SWer starter packs some people have made. Is there any local ones I can be added on? Not sure how they work & still finding my way around this app.
One of my favourite lewds was taken in my outside shower in the Maldives. Including my past of being an exotic dancer & now a provider/companion it’s a total of 13.5 years in SW.
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
One of my favourite lewds was taken in my outside shower in the Maldives. Including my past of being an exotic dancer & now a provider/companion it’s a total of 13.5 years in SW.
Hello lovers. I have availability today 10am-10pm. Let’s make some fun memories together today & warm each other up. Text me to book: 604-341-2352 or fill out my booking form: www.kelcaine.com (ideal for first time clients & pre bookings)
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hello lovers. I have availability today 10am-10pm. Let’s make some fun memories together today & warm each other up. Text me to book: 604-341-2352 or fill out my booking form: www.kelcaine.com (ideal for first time clients & pre bookings)
Thank you Mr. N for the lovely company tonight and the chats about our diving experiences. Also thank you for the gifts of two wine bottles for me to enjoy as well & I hope you have a wonderful rest of your evening!
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Thank you Mr. N for the lovely company tonight and the chats about our diving experiences. Also thank you for the gifts of two wine bottles for me to enjoy as well & I hope you have a wonderful rest of your evening!
Curled up in one of my cozy throw blankets in front of my fireplace on this chilly day, but there is one thing missing: that is you! Come join me for a drink & some naughty fun together. Text me to make that happen: 604-341-2352.
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Curled up in one of my cozy throw blankets in front of my fireplace on this chilly day, but there is one thing missing: that is you! Come join me for a drink & some naughty fun together. Text me to make that happen: 604-341-2352.
I decided to be productive & begin putting together my coin collection into an album. I have misplaced some other rare coins & bills somewhere & annoyed I can’t remember where I put them, so hopefully I’ll find them. Sadly I seem to have lost my grandpas war medal collection which was super cool.
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I decided to be productive & begin putting together my coin collection into an album. I have misplaced some other rare coins & bills somewhere & annoyed I can’t remember where I put them, so hopefully I’ll find them. Sadly I seem to have lost my grandpas war medal collection which was super cool.
If you still have your twitter-X account & you’re a SWer plese be aware that platform has new guidelines & rules targeting SWers & the language we use to promote ourselves, announce availability & tours. Our accounts are being suspended consistently right now. Here are words to avoid & to use safely
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you still have your twitter-X account & you’re a SWer plese be aware that platform has new guidelines & rules targeting SWers & the language we use to promote ourselves, announce availability & tours. Our accounts are being suspended consistently right now. Here are words to avoid & to use safely
The good news is I do not have a systemic infection or require anything surgical, but my big left toe was damaged pretty bad where I am now on antibiotics & I have a bandage over my toe now. Also the best news is I’m available today 1pm-11pm! Less than 3 hours in the hospital & out.
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The good news is I do not have a systemic infection or require anything surgical, but my big left toe was damaged pretty bad where I am now on antibiotics & I have a bandage over my toe now. Also the best news is I’m available today 1pm-11pm! Less than 3 hours in the hospital & out.
Well, I may be taking the day off, at least a few hours as I’m at the hospital. I banged my big toes in Mexico a month ago & they have gotten worse where my left toe looks infected so I’ll need antibiotics at least. Hopefully I won’t be here too long but hospital visits usually are 6-12 hours.
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Well, I may be taking the day off, at least a few hours as I’m at the hospital. I banged my big toes in Mexico a month ago & they have gotten worse where my left toe looks infected so I’ll need antibiotics at least. Hopefully I won’t be here too long but hospital visits usually are 6-12 hours.
Reposted by Kel Caine 💓North Surrey Canada💓
In honour of all of our sexy fallen soldiers from Twitter who are confused about how bsky works, here’s some advice: you don’t need to censor yourselves on here and act like civie influencers, we know you’re selling sex and that’s ok. yes you can once more be an out SEX worker on social media 🥳
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
In honour of all of our sexy fallen soldiers from Twitter who are confused about how bsky works, here’s some advice: you don’t need to censor yourselves on here and act like civie influencers, we know you’re selling sex and that’s ok. yes you can once more be an out SEX worker on social media 🥳
I still have availability this evening! You can also pre book for this week or another day this month: 604-341-2352. Please text only & no text apps.
⭐️DECEMBER HOURS⭐️
✨Dec 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 8, 9, 10, 11 & 12: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 15, 16, 17 & 18: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 22 & 23: 10am-10pm
🎄Family Holidays: Dec 24-25
✈ Vacation (Toronto): Dec 26-28
✈ Vacation (Bahamas): Dec 28-January 3
Contact: 604-341-2352 or www.kelcaine.com
📸DFP Glamour
✨Dec 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 8, 9, 10, 11 & 12: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 15, 16, 17 & 18: 10am-10pm
✨Dec 22 & 23: 10am-10pm
🎄Family Holidays: Dec 24-25
✈ Vacation (Toronto): Dec 26-28
✈ Vacation (Bahamas): Dec 28-January 3
Contact: 604-341-2352 or www.kelcaine.com
📸DFP Glamour
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I still have availability this evening! You can also pre book for this week or another day this month: 604-341-2352. Please text only & no text apps.
Reposted by Kel Caine 💓North Surrey Canada💓
Escorts get alot of messages and emails. A surprisingly big percentage of these are scams. Another big percentage is men who are fantasy bookers or time wasters.
Want to increase the chances of us responding to you?
Do these things:
- type in full sentences
- read our whole website/ ad
(Con't)
Want to increase the chances of us responding to you?
Do these things:
- type in full sentences
- read our whole website/ ad
(Con't)
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Escorts get alot of messages and emails. A surprisingly big percentage of these are scams. Another big percentage is men who are fantasy bookers or time wasters.
Want to increase the chances of us responding to you?
Do these things:
- type in full sentences
- read our whole website/ ad
(Con't)
Want to increase the chances of us responding to you?
Do these things:
- type in full sentences
- read our whole website/ ad
(Con't)
I think it’s interesting that twitter-X is suspending real SWer accounts right now & targeting us while allowing fake AI accounts to stay there where they are mainly run by men using AI models they create to scam men out of their money. So real SW is not allowed but fake AI SW is okay? So weird.
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I think it’s interesting that twitter-X is suspending real SWer accounts right now & targeting us while allowing fake AI accounts to stay there where they are mainly run by men using AI models they create to scam men out of their money. So real SW is not allowed but fake AI SW is okay? So weird.
I have availability today 11am-11lm. Book to see me today or this week: 604-341-2352
Still keeping the L site edited here, but here is one of my new photos from there & a note to say hi, I’m here now as my account on Elons site was suspended today. Help me find my friends & followers by sharing this photo please? Thank you.
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I have availability today 11am-11lm. Book to see me today or this week: 604-341-2352
Almost a year later I have been suspended from that platform that shows how less & less it’s about freedom of speech & more about controlling the users, accounts & content on there. Sounds like the opposite to free speech to me.
Well I’m here now! It does feel lighter & nicer here so far.
Well I’m here now! It does feel lighter & nicer here so far.
I have less than 300 followers on here & almost 1300 followers on the app that shall not be named but get the same engagement on both, which shows how shadowbanned myself & other SWers are on the other platform & how we have less & less visibility there. That does not sound like “free speech” to me.
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Almost a year later I have been suspended from that platform that shows how less & less it’s about freedom of speech & more about controlling the users, accounts & content on there. Sounds like the opposite to free speech to me.
Well I’m here now! It does feel lighter & nicer here so far.
Well I’m here now! It does feel lighter & nicer here so far.